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Wow, I’d have a heart attack if this showed up on my phone! The question is whether those are incredibly rare perfect natural tits, or implants. At this point, I’m on the fence. They are so firm and perky, which could be because she&rsqu
Didn’t want to put my butt in the air. Think the men would have had heart attack lol
straponmodel: Getting use to her new dildo … and sending the pic to her friend that’s stuck at the office….. I’d have a heart attack (and a speeding ticket) if my wife sent me a pic like this on my phone.[Vac-U-Lock 8-inch]
Im more sure than ever its possible to have an Heart Attack orgasm from a bacon cheeseburger
jugia: bobataitea: this is too awesome I’m having a heart attack
mrcrew2001: Am about to have a heart attack!!Can i help^? tsdolls:
coolsororitygirl: MY MOM accidentally sent this to my little brother instead of my dad and now everyone in my family is having a heart attack but I’m laughin
thosecoolsummerknights: mctittiess: nigeah:iamzsz: #BTS Wild (Girls Of Summer) Shoot by Zubaida Z | BTS photos shot by Dafna R | Styling Vanessa S | MUA Kira & Nashia M I would have a heart attack if I was around all of em thosecoolsummerknigh
rachelreine: drkarayua: manafromheaven: babyfawnx: yeahiwasintheshit: this is art I’M IN TEARS OH MY GOD oHMYGOD THIS POOR GUY IS GONNA HAVE A HEART ATTACK but I cant stop laAUGHING AGh AOWH BAHH i’m surprised he hasn’t cut his
amturnerappreciation: Somebody call 911…. I think I’m having a heart attack! Holy cow!
Please leave, Daryl. Please get the fuck out of there before I have a heart attack.
tumblrtimelord: fearlesjinyx: sailorxstar: sherlielocks: twotwentyonebbakerst: its3amnow: downawhoresthroat: kristie369: i’d have a heart attack if i was her. i’d shit my pants OMG I’D KILL HIM can you imagine if Sherlock did this
cozyqueen: I am having a heart attack
tyrion-lannisters-pony: Cute I’m having a heart attack…
I hope he doesn’t have a heart attack!
marblooxia: I’M LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD I’M GONNA HAVE A HEART ATTACK
biebfeetinfatuation: Imagine if justin took a photoshoot like this I WOULD literally have a heart attack….
A woman flashed me on the street today.It’s as if they know the ones to pick on that will give the best reactions. Or perhaps word of my increasing shyness has spread and they simply do it for the kicks now. I’m going to have a heart attack.
jugia: bobataitea: this is too awesome I’m having a heart attack So fucking awesome
SWEET LORD THIS GOT SPOOKY
phruxx: tfw genji and reaper are hitting on mercy and soldier 76 is just “excuse me I am having a heart attack”
Twister (I think that old guy is going to have a heart attack from the sexy. Or a stroke. BOO YAH. I need to stop drinking.)
artbomination: ‘O-Oh! Would you like some refreshments?‘ Bonus tiny Davydd who might have a heart attack any day now because he cannot take this much amount of wife.
incorrect48quotes: *after running* Sayaka: Race you to the bleachers! Sae: I’m just gonna have a heart attack real quick.
cadpig101: I think I’m having a heart attack
timelordhiddles: nO BUT CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS FOR A SECOND BECAUSE LITERALLY I HAD TO PAUSE THE MV AND WALK OUT OF THE ROOM BECAUSE I THOUGHT I WAS HAVING A HEART ATTACK JESUS CHRIST SUNGJONG
fyeahelvin: This can’t be recent, but… “scared me there” as in, OH NO, HOW DID THEY FIND THE PICTURES, I’M HAVING A HEART ATTACK, KEVIN I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU PASSWORD PROTECTED THEM ALL *ahem* Yes…
lemmetaekleo: Infinite performing back I might have a heart attack
oddblah: I have a heart attack ~
afloweroutofstone: If you showed me this image in 2014 I’d immediately have a heart attack
SO MY GRANDMA HAS THIS LITTLE MAN THAT HAS BEEN SITTING ON HER FIREPLACE FOREVER AND I DROPPED IT AND HIS LITTLE SHIELD FELL OFF AND I THINK I AM HAVING A HEART ATTACK
haanigram: I AM HAVING A HEART ATTACK x
zerozerotsu: memeseverdie: bible-of-fun: Imagine being that guy I AM HAVING A HEART ATTACK “AH FUCK”“OH FUCK YOUR MOTHER”
afloweroutofstone:If you showed me this image in 2014 I’d immediately have a heart attack
237yrs: Can old men stop flirting with teenage girls like go have a heart attack Please
transstar: poppypicklesticks: hypnostatics: poppypicklesticks: summer-wavves: When you find out #alexfromtarget is only good-looking at that angle. This website would have a heart attack if a woman was being treated this way: creepshotted and then
so-this-is-a-thing-now: this is how you fuck around and have a heart attack.
foxxie1979: nici1970-1: yoderbug: okiecouple83: thick69krisdana: FUCK YEAH! Going to have a heart attack! Damn! Hell yeah Omg this girl is so damn sexy She is so sexy 💋💋❤️❤️❤️ Yum x
whorewriter:mammaslittlefaggot:Gay prideBisexual lust Transgender jelousy Asexual sloth Pansexual gluttony Heterosexual greed LESBIAN WRATH my conservative bigot roommate is asking why i’m laughing but if i tell him he’ll have a heart attack.Maybe
dori007: It is rainy and my room is cold. I am having a hard time finding motivation to get out of my bed today. are you kidding me ?!?!? i’m 33 , i can’t have an heart attack this young !!! S-T-U-N-N-I-N-G !
theneverbird: somewhatalady: 237yrs: Can old men stop flirting with teenage girls like go have a heart attack Please Sometimes I wonder what dickhead writes these things and if they’ll looks back in a couple of years and realize that “having a
Probably going to clock out soon. I feel like I’m having a heart attack, honest to god. I’m not, it’s this other issue I have but I took two muscle relaxers and some painkillers and I hope it helps because my chest hurts, my left arm
skellydun: i hate songs that start off playing in only one headphone like why do u have to do that why u gotta make me have a heart attack thinking my headphones broke again
earthtomeowllory: My mom got my sister a cardboard cut out of a weeping angel for Christmas. We don’t really have any other place to put it except for at the end of a hallway. Every time I look down this fucking hallway I have a heart attack.
hailjay: simplyajay: creatinglovewithwords: its-nalda: dobbysocks42: youreawesome: jkimisyellow: jenjennjenna: A midget obese giraffe. I’m having a heart attack omgomgomgo where have you been all my life obese mijaffe? what is this. what
4pea2ce0: boybandersandbullshit: i-cant-seem-to-sleep: dobbysocks42: youreawesome: jkimisyellow: jenjennjenna: A midget obese giraffe. I’m having a heart attack omgomgomgo where have you been all my life obese mijaffe? what is this. what
crimsonbaby: nigeah: afro-arts: Four The Love of Food fourtheloveoffood@yahoo.com // (858) 264 - 4449 1858 Sicklerville Rd Sicklerville, NJ 08081 yall have zero chill I’m about to have a heart attack
dobbysocks42: youreawesome: jkimisyellow: jenjennjenna: A midget obese giraffe. I’m having a heart attack omgomgomgo where have you been all my life obese mijaffe? what is this. what is life.
tbh i was having a heart attack while reading cause i thought gamzee was gonna pop out and accidentally fuse with nepeta, i would have been seethingdavenep could be ok….i did use to ship that LOL
moonkiin: It gets easier. You have to do it every day. That’s the hard part. But it gets easier. BULLSHIT YOU STUPID MONKEY, I CAN’T EVEN MOVE WITHOUT FEELING LIKE I’M HAVING A HEART ATTACK NOW. HOW AM I SUPPOUSED TO DO THIS CRAP EVERY DAY?!
monstersunderourskin replied to your post:Also John Cena vs Gurren Lagann(any version). THE… Piercing the heavens vs John Cena against impossible odds.. That’d result in King having another heart attack. Dammit I shouldn’t have found
gilwing: seriously tho if i was drivin and a beautiful lady on a motorcycle turned and looked at me like that i would have a lesbian heart attack and veer off the road into a fucking ditch…. pearl is stronger than me
cuttingc0rnerss: tiffanirabbgetsarabbcake: dobbysocks42: youreawesome: jkimisyellow: jenjennjenna: A midget obese giraffe. I’m having a heart attack omgomgomgo where have you been all my life obese mijaffe? what is this. what is life. oh
deadlyflashesofgreen: yourroyalpenis: sixth-impact: I woke up hella naked today I’m 90% sure I’m having a heart attack right now Im 100% having a boner soooooo
vanilla-chastity: Can you imagine how intense it would be if I let you have an orgasm now, after all these years of relentless teasing and absolute denial? You’d probably have a heart attack. Can’t risk that, can we?