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indevan replied to your post “hardisonparker replied to your post “#child abuse” honestly i do see…” i was a bit wary of it b/c my friend started watching it and said the first episode had a rly gross joke about autism. the only comedy
chriscappuccino replied to your post “hardisonparker replied to your post “#child abuse” honestly i do see…” They mean “doesn’t make fun of races” and “has legitimate (cis) female representation”. Aaaaand there
you are all the worst god fucking dammit why am I thinking about what they’d all cosplay as fuck
gandalfexmachina: hardisonparker replied to your post “you are all the worst god fucking dammit why am I thinking about what…” reid as dr. strange and garcia as captain marvel trying to get morgan to be luke cage I’m going to take a walk around
justjasper: you told me to believe
I just thought about how Blythe and I established in Queer Punk Rock AU that Mikasa and Armin did the do for the first time with each other and now I’m getting really emotional about their relationship don’t touch me I’m having a Moment
making a fanmix for a polyship is weirdly difficult? because you have to make sure everyone is represented and see how many songs just say “we.”
Nony is so great. She’ so sweet and she has good taste in shipping and she makes me smile a whole lot when I am convinced I can’t. I’m pretty sure I could never adore a cis person as much as I adore Nony.
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hardisonparker: agenderreid: Nony is so great. She’ so sweet and she has good taste in shipping and she makes me smile a whole lot when I am convinced I can’t. I’m pretty sure I could never adore a cis person as much as I adore Nony. #idk
thecutestscribeoferebor replied to your post:I’m on Bulbapedia, this is a terrible development…… Fairy pokemons for Garcia, because they are cute and nice and FUCKING DEADLY AND AWESOME Yesss… they thrive under her care and they love
hardisonparker: im so tired of all the ‘their bodies fit perfectly together’ stuff like where’s the ‘they tried spooning for like 20 minutes but they couldnt find a position where at least one arm wasnt awkwardly squished and they got overheated
victoryroom replied to your post “hardisonparker replied to your post: “but donnie! at this rate, you’re…” yeAH rossi has grated my nerves since the moment he came on the show tbh he’s just :| Rossi is like… the human embodiment
reiner blowing out his knee and being unable to play football. reiner being still full of school spirit and unable to channel it, so he just becomes upset. bertholt visiting him while wearing the mascot uniform and noticing that the cheerleading team
Fuck you Brady i was licking the wounds thay are Reid’s daddy issues and now you’re getting me thinking about fili/kili? Do you want me to live long enough to see graduation?
hardisonparker: agenderreid: Fuck you Brady i was licking the wounds thay are Reid’s daddy issues and now you’re getting me thinking about fili/kili? Do you want me to live long enough to see graduation? well i mean yeah graduation but on the other
reid and garcia have a night in and garcia decides that they should try and do each other’s makeup and reid ends up with super garish red-orange lipstick, because garcia is evil and she ends up with weird triangles in the corners of her eyes that
The joke about Hotch is that I actually love him. I have only cried twice over Criminal Minds and both times it was because of things that he went through. I just act trendy and cool with a url and headcanons about the cool young agents.
I’m preemptively going through Brady’s Leverage tag, because I am a godless creature that enjoys spoilers, and oh no I’m already developing feelings for Parker.
vincentvangodot replied to your post “hardisonparker replied to your post “hardisonparker replied to your…” Aw, I like Nate. I have some emotions about him. ahhhhhh nooooo I’m sure I’ll figure out how I feel about him when I
OH NO I JUST SAW A COMMERCIAL WITH RUSSELL WILSON IN IT I FORGOT HOW CUTE HE IS!!!!!!!
agenderreid: hardisonparker tagged me in this six selfie nonsense, so here’s my wide range of selfie poses, including “emotionally detatched,” “tough as nails magical girl,” “mean trans person,” and “patrick stump.”
I’m not big on crossovers, but I like to believe that garcia and hardison live in the same universe and they’re internet friends that have mutually decided that meeting up in meatspace is probably not the best idea.
this is the weirdest segue I’ve seen in awhile. brady hold me. fly across the country and hold me.
victor cruz gets hotter and hotter every season what the actual fuck
>>goes into eliot spencer tag >>sees post about eliot being non-binary >>…becomes obsessed with headcanon
uh so I’m projected to go 9-4 this season
attention everyone: tumblr user hardisonparker is now reading jjba our trash headcanon habits can align once again in a different fandom you’re welcome
last call for holiday cards!!!! it’s very possible they will come late, however, if you want something with love in every handwritten line, please sen yr address my way!
hardisonparker:honestly if this lip stick can’t solve my problems today i dunno what will
hardisonparker: a good Cat
julietohara: greedy hands grab what feels rightoh no, no one ever taught them to let go
vertigoats: thank-you-mrs-loopner: here it is, the most relatable onion article @transaizawa I’m screaming bc I got tagged in this by you and @hardisonparker
hardisonparker: sassafrascats: headcanon that aizawa is a better dancer than mic @transaizawa
hardisonparker:hey everyone. i’m in a bit of a bind bc i’ve been snowed in since last thursday night (its monday afternoon rn). i had to leave work early thursday to make it home safe and i had to miss work today bc i cant get out of my driveway.
hardisonparker:so glad sn//k is over like literally the only good thing that came out of that phase was meeting @transaizawa ;;;;;;;;;; RIGHT BACK AT YA
