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â€œYes, sir, I know why youâ€™ve kept me after class today. You donâ€™t have to beat around the bush. You think youâ€™re the only one to have noticed the changes that have been happening to me? I donâ€™t know who did it to me, but I still have my mind.

If you're reading this thank you for following me and I hope something nice happens to you today.

“The craziest thing happened to me. Ok, so i was really horny today, but i was getting tired of just using my fingers, so i searched for something better and i found an electric toothbrush (Old, not used) and decided to give it a go. At first it

ramimassoud: This had me rolling laughing today! “oh, no she didn’t!” haha

jttto: I don’t know what happens to Mom today but she took off her swimsuit, front of me, and now I can see her body totally and she exhibits her intimate parts entirely. It’s just awesome !! And so hot ! I am just so hard I crave for put off my

If you're reading this thank you for following me and I hope something nice happens to you today.

thedailyknicker: L’Agent by Agent Provocateur and Penelope & Monica Cruz Both the best and worst thing to occur today to me today was to happen upon the new L’Agent by Agent Provocateur collection, a diffusion line and collaboration between Agent

captsacksparrow: fuckmelikeyourlittleslut: true-inked-dom: thebeautifullyinsatiablesp Secluded beach or Public beach??? ,..,yea So. This should happen to me when im at the beach. like I might be disappointed if i don’t get rammed today..or if

fionafucked: Take 2 to 4 inches off your waist today, Look BETTER. Waist Training Corsets Work http://funkyfiona.com/Waist-Training-Corset With this would have happened to me! all they had to do was ask and I would have fallen to my knees like the slut

plikespanties: thedailyknicker: L’Agent by Agent Provocateur and Penelope & Monica Cruz Both the best and worst thing to occur today to me today was to happen upon the new L’Agent by Agent Provocateur collection, a diffusion line and collaboration

rocksinmuffin: rocksinmuffin: A girl called me cute at the renaissance festival today but I was too drunk to fully realize what happened before she disappeared in the crowd and this isn’t even the first time this has happened to me. Lesbians, why are

[A continuation of my other submission] I did say it was based on a true story.This was exactly how it ended in real life too.(Submitted by myfandomsmakemecry)(Hi, everyone! Happy Submission Saturday! I hope you enjoy today’s submissions. As always,

scotchtapeofficial:today in life drawing class This happened to me. I tried to pose like Kamina from Gurren Lagann, but pointing my arm up in the air hurt after a while.

So idk what the hell happened, but mah tablet wont turn on and i tried four different cords, none worked. So until some magic happens, wont be arting, at least not digital.

amycantholdit: helenacarlsson: sweetpea1212: nicole-cant-wait: p-boner: wettingboy26: love this one nice desperation!! Omg yesss 😜 This has happened to me more than once Happend to me today! This looks like the kind of unstaged accident

glumshoe: emibenza8: glumshoe: I thought that a child peering at me through the crack in the stall door was the scariest thing that could happen to me in the bathroom today, but then three small children entered the handicap stall together and started

fluffyfella4u-deactivated202107:I Had to return my shirts for some upgraded ones today🤫😉 send a shoutout if you love seeing what’s happened to me as much as I do, woot woot! ✌🏻

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bunnicat-art: bitchesgetriches: yournewapartment: Alright I just wanna share a little something that happened to me today with ya’ll. As some of you may know, my boyfriend and I are moving in the beginning of February. We actually just signed our

The Best Thing Happened To Me Today In Math Class

you ever randomly write something when doing an initial draft and you go “hm you know what we’re gonna roll with it” bc that’s what happened to me today and guess what? suzie q and caesar made out once or twice within the universe of this fic.

today on When Bad Things Happen to Good Teachersthe principal wanted to ~warn me about ~hearsay that a parent wants to corner me at open house about ~controversial topics~ discussed in class. which was just an example essay from a national project that

allsonargent: favorite characters ≡ Gretchen Cutler“I shit myself earlier, and that is only the second most embarrassing thing that has happened to me today.”

brainfr33z3lazer: Ok, so today I came to the realization that STEVEN UNIVERSE is a perfect example of sexism. Now before you get your whatevers in some kind of uncomfortable knot let me explain.The show is awesome, it’s colorful vibrant exciting and

spinelstar: This totally happened to me today. I was Garnet. <3 (Click for better quality.)

rizahentai: luckied replied to your post: Today, for the first time in about three weeks, I… WHO ARE YOU AND WHERE IS THE REAL RIZAHENTAI?! SOMETHING HAPPENED TO ME I THINK IT’S CALLED MOTIVATION WHAT THE FUCK NO! NOOOOO! NOT THE MOTIVATION!

rizahentai: luckied: rizahentai: luckied replied to your post: Today, for the first time in about three weeks, I… WHO ARE YOU AND WHERE IS THE REAL RIZAHENTAI?! SOMETHING HAPPENED TO ME I THINK IT’S CALLED MOTIVATION WHAT THE FUCK NO!

taytei: I guess you could say something miraculous happened to me today

ssshmydarkside: that-g33k: That redhead is the best thing happened to me today! Isnt she just stunning ….WOW! And not a single mention of her penis.

graceanneface: so this happened to me today and now my phone has a tiny dent in it from being thrown against the wall… whoops

kylenistheworst: I’m quitting league

menosodio: Best thing that has happened to me today is this picture! Epic sauce

The guy who owned Marley before me happened to be on post today so we went to meet him so he could say hello to Marley. I didn’t like this meeting being sprung on me at the last minute but it went okay. I offered to meet his wife at the dog park tomorrow

subtle-tea: ok so bad picture but look what happened to me today Ooooo

therealjacksepticeye: seans-infected-retinas: This is incredibly not cool. (x) Seems like everyone is talking about this today so I’ll say my piece about it. Yes this has happened, it’s happened to me personally about 4 times. 3 of which I answered

stylevulturesheart: this pretty much happened to me today this is freakin funny as hell oh my gosh This looks like something from a horror film.

kenfricklamar: i’m wearing cute underwear therefore nothing bad can happen to me today

luarinsapony: cheese3d: so this happened today especially the ending oh god that was scary i love you mommy that happens to me all the time XD

1percentcharge:This happened to me today

bulletsandvampires:wishingforserendipity:gaycism:the four horsemen of the apocalypsethis one happened to me today

vodkacupcakes: spicycantal0pe: katysally: this pretty much happened to me today this is freakin funny as hell oh my gosh

at the old black guy that said "HAIL MARY" with a wink as I walked into my office, that was about the 6th bad thing that happened to me today. #done

afrogrrrlxvx: brattygrrrl: larvalhex: HEY U GUYS WANNA KNOW WHAT IT’S LIKE TO BE ME/A GIRL & DO THINGS LIKE TAKE PUBLIC TRANSIT??? well watch this and see what happened to me on the bus today (movie thrills await!!) Omg. This is what I seriously

i wanna talk about what happened, but too many people follow me that i know irl and i don’t wanna deal with the ‘backlash’. or people asking questions. or him trying to talk to me once it gets back to him that i’ve let the

MOST EMBARRASSING THING HAPPENED TO ME TODAY AT SCHOOL

Hope everyone had a great Friday , I happened to actually be wearing red for R.E.D. Friday today so here you go!

So something awesome happened to me today

theepichumor: me: -trying to sleep- brain: lol no. remember that embarrassing moment that happened to you today. brain: oh, you also forgot to do your homework. brain: no one will ever love you.brain: you have to pee. this blog is epic

Book haul with bas fran hella-bogus on National Best Friend Day~I swear we didn’t know such a holiday existed til this morning, we just happened to plan to adventure today

humansofnewyork: “This would happen to me today. That’s fucked up. I broke up with my boyfriend on Friday. I filed my Obamacare last night at midnight. I got four hours of sleep. I left this morning without taking a shower. I didn’t put

Please let this happen to me today!

I’m trapped in these fucking skinny jeans!!!!!

sburbanentity replied to your post: i can’t see very well today, its like … It happens to me all the time as a side effect of my migraines. My advise is to rest in a dark room until it goes away yeah usually it goes away soon for me, it starts

Craziest thing happened to me today...

makethembigger: “Listen, if you don’t help me milk these, I’ll pop! I don’t know what’s happening to me but whenever I hear a baby cry, my tits go into overdrive and produce milk! And today I went to the park and every two feet was a crying

thatsh0tt: lmfao i fucking HATED that. This shet happen to me today lol

MOST EMBARRASSING THING HAPPENED TO ME TODAY AT SCHOOL

today i watched 5 films what’s happening to me honestly

endercursty: oops i made a rupphire stamp for the rupphire bomb fuck details i.e. sapphire’s finger and ruby’s eyes sapphire’s hair is probably the best thing that happen to me today

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