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mmsketch: My man LM requested Little Witch Academia chick as a joke, I did it anyway. Haven’t drawn anything in ages. Here you go bro I’m surprised that my computer didn’t crash half way through. Maybe more to come :) MM finally got a tumblr!
samkind: last friday i went to disneyland and i had a mickey ice cream bar but then i saw peter pan and asked for a picture with him so he jokingly took away my ice cream saying “sweet thanks!!” bUT HE DIDNT KNOW THAT IT WAS BROKEN AND THE TOP HALF
leilovelyf: I can’t believe he said yes! When I told my brother I wanted to loose my virginity to him I half meant it as a joke but he said yes and I have never made a better decision than that day I felt daring.
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2srooky: giancarlovolpe: Based on a true story. this reminds me of a story that’s kind of an ongoing joke in my family. I’m half German, and my father’s side of the family is full blooded German. My father owns a business that deals with a
besturlonhere: look at this thing again i hate the ocean so much it tastes weird and half the animals that come out of it look like jokes
jakemalik: so I was going to re enact the video of the girl that pretends to go into labour (here) to send to someone as a joke, but I forgot my mom was upstairs taking a nap when half way through she started running downstairs screaming if I was
confessionsforstrangers: mymanic: Fuck this is the funniest thing ever My Dad used to always tell me this joke, except it was “I’ll have a pint of…….. bitter, please.” haha. I haven’t heard that joke in at last 6 and a half years now..
awkwardmermaidhair: half-a-universe: artichoke-that-hoe: I THOUGHT THEY WERE JOKING BUT As a Mexican, this brings so much joy to my life. As a Mexican, I approve of swear-filled restaurant titles Haha!!
crazyintheeast: Imagine if Tatiana and Evelyn decided to do an April’s Fool joke on the clone club by announcing they got married in Las Vegas…I think half of the fandom would die
coliemcbolie: Someone just dug this up from 4chan. I haven’t seen this in over a year and a half. You can tell because I have 1 piercing, my hair is brown, and jaundice (only old fans would get the jaundice joke) I’m only posting this because I’m
fokade: triijunk: dorkly: The Most Dangerous Gamer I’ve been waiting for this joke for ages Half-Life pj bottoms? shit where can i get them
ratguzzler:going to use a horse breeding website to catfish the champion steed with pictures of the fastest mare on the planet and then when the farmer and horse show i scare the horse with an airhorn as a joke and it kicks me in half but its worth it
Well tumblr just did a funny and cut off half of an anons message, meaning I replied to only half of it missing the important bit… Thanks tumblr. To answer anons q tho, contra made a joke ages back on some video that was like “I’m such
itscruellabitch: half-a-universe: artichoke-that-hoe: I THOUGHT THEY WERE JOKING BUT As a Mexican, this brings so much joy to my life. oyeechica take me 💀💀
hom3stuck-pon3: i have a feeling half of the simpsons cast wanted to make this joke for so long
yo-its-matt: aependell: erikkillmongerdontpullout: We joke and talk about the “you’re not immune to propaganda” but the fact that all people know about Pornhub is their half ass Pr stunts and not all the terrible things they do is def because
thisgingerischronic: alekshdfilms: one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat mom jokes > dad jokes
fun123joker: you’d think this is a joke but like half of the fandom needs this
marxvx: i think the funniest joke in friends is that rachel could afford half the rent of a 2 bedroom apartment in lower manhattan by working in food service
stridersknowbest: who care’s if they “made that up for notes” half of the shit comedians say were not actual things that happened to them it’s called joking around you joyless mush piles lol Oh good. Someone with a brain. <3
lets-teaparty: Sadly there are probably a lot of guys who don’t get the joke here. Well in my experience women put forth very little effort to get themselves off. Not to mention theres a half dozen variables off hand that would badly skew those
rooshoes: here’s a joke: despite my so-called ability to stay “on model” there is no way i could draw Rabbit half as well as in any of the previous so yeah real nice one, people who keep telling me i can draw that’s a good joke oh come on i
poppunky: mattyvogel: dan of real friends love this dude - he is so real. and a friend. a real friend. nah jokes aside, he is really a great guy, and i liked watching real friends play. dan jumped into the pit for like half the set to get face-to-face
suzie-guru: the-blog-of-burnstein: hillaryisaboss: History repeats. This isn’t even the HALF OF IT. Hitler, like Trump, was considered to be a total joke at first, and was thought to be unable to do any of his crazy policy initiatives. Both won their
zelda-guru-momi: half-a-universe: artichoke-that-hoe: I THOUGHT THEY WERE JOKING BUT As a Mexican, this brings so much joy to my life. Now I know where to go if I want a fucking taco.
frostytips: No offense but some of y'all rly need to learn the difference between dark humor and just being an insensitive prick. Examples of dark humor: Most of the jokes in Deadpool, half the shit Mark Hamill’s Joker says, that one Mortal Kombat
simplyfroggy:i was gonna make a joke like “oh haha normal people finding tumblr” but no, at least half the people in this video have tumblrs AND they’re directly responsible for at least one tumblr sexyman
pinkvbay:🕯 Manifesting very hard for this 🕯After watching the final episode Update: i am literally so powerful i was half right, i single handedly made the final episode happen that way no one can convince me otherwise /joke
hogwarts-facebook: MY PARENTS ARE COMING HOME IN HALF AN HOUR AND I DECIDED TO PLAY A PRANK ON THEM THEY ALWAYS JOKE WHEN THEY LEAVE ME HOME ALONE “MAKE SURE YOU DONT KILL ANYONE” AND WALK AWAY LIKE ITS REALLY FUNNY WELL ITS MY TURN TO BE FUNNY
r4dk1dpyrop3:shubbro:r4dk1dpyrop3: r4dk1dpyrop3: How do you cut the sea in half? With a seesaw. or you could do it the old-fashioned way Fuck you all for reblogging this. I stole this joke from an 8 year old.
rosa-sparkz: itscruellabitch: half-a-universe: artichoke-that-hoe: I THOUGHT THEY WERE JOKING BUT As a Mexican, this brings so much joy to my life. oyeechica take me 💀💀 Lmao the white ppl
asmallwomanblog: Some outtakes from a shoot with Dave Levingston. The man makes too many jokes, okay? I’m just kidding Dave, if you’re reading this. But, that is probably why half of your portraits of me end up looking like this :)
the-real-eye-to-see: Jokes are half-meant
whataterriblethought: nevver: Twin Peaks Pretty much. I buy coffee from my local starbucks so much that half the time they give it to me for free because they know I’ll be back later that day for more coffee. I’m not joking, I’m averaging four
bukkokay: the4elemelons: Well I did 6th grade wrong In 6th grade i tried jacking off for the first time because i had heard someone making jokes about it and I tried for like half an hour and it felt like all that came out was a puff of smoke
2srooky: giancarlovolpe: Based on a true story. this reminds me of a story that’s kind of an ongoing joke in my family. I’m half German, and my father’s side of the family is full blooded German. My father owns a business that deals with a lot
otakusapien: Alton Brown is half Chaos half Dad Jokes.
jecoart: Louis C.K. While I really liked Pootie Tang, C.K. always reeks of backhandedly complimentary self-loathing to me. This joke supposes all men are physically powerful half-bear half-lion beasts. For a fat redheaded homie, that’s gg. Bears
countdankula: cannabiscaitlin: I’m not even joking guys. If I was a parent, I’d have to leave at least one, that’d be too mean as a parent, BUT my child has to smoke half of that jar with me. Half for the kid and whoever they smoke up, idgaf
