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Yeah, so if it wasn’t apparent already, I am HAPPY to oblige and record things for you. Within reason. The walls here are pretty thin so I can’t exactly be loud, but I have an unlimited supply of moans.
Hahaha wait what?
Hahaha this was the fucking funniest thing to watch.
Hahaha this is so good not to reblog Wish I was that Talented
Hahaha, this is part of my entire life philosophy. Just 6 months ago someone I really liked, out of nowhere, pretty much said she doesnt wanna be my friend anymore. Then she tried to explain and I was just like “I don’t care.” and
itwashotwestayedinthewater: this is the biggest plot twist of our generation
zombeesknees: rosylipsandcheeks: Favourite scenes from Pride and Prejudice (BBC 1995) #i don’t think i can ever properly articulate the exquisite brain-melting drama of a pre-internet cliffhanger that this was at the time #picture the scene:
hahaha, i gotta push a+b at the same time to jump fuck it bro i dont care
HAHAHA THIS PICTURE
just-dare-to-let-go: “ooh this seems like a nice fanfic to rea-”
suddenlycomics: This just in! Guys hate all clothes, accessories, makeup and shoes. Shed your skin and become the fierce dragon you were always meant to be. When guys complain about how they don’t like it, eat them.
generalbooty: yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like
robomegido: i made a spiritual connection w this lil guy today
woahtherepeasant: defeating your friends has never been this easy
cosbyykidd: me: *sees porn on the dash* me: this is disgus- me: ….where are my headphones?
tyleroakley: Did Chick-fil-A Pretend to Be a Teenage Girl on Facebook? This is just getting embarrassing…
dontyouever-giveup: i went to high school with this girl named kelsey and she married a guy she met while studying abroad in portugal and her facebook statuses are my favorite thing in the world.
vexypuff: THE ENGLISH DUB ALL IT DOES IS MAKE JOKES ABOUT THE FUCKING ANIMATION I NEVER CAUGHT THIS SHIT AS A KID
nerdgasmz: xardogn: AM I DOING THIS RIGHT GUYS AM I?? (me and polish-taco were bored) OH GOD
butts-isnt-an-emotion-asshat: soulreadermaka: scentless2starflower: camiwan: OMG OMG OMG instead of classes… FANDOMS!! I WOULD BE THE HAPPIEST PERSON ON THIS PLANET. “where everyone is happy” that’s really funny
This is a very serious text post with no hidden meaning.
thatmetticguy:nebranska:god fucking dammit what the fuck aesthetic bloggers youre going too far what the actual fuck is this fuCKING BULLSHITwelcome to the salty spaltoon how tough are ya
Life..
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zev-the-brony: heyitsdjfill3: bloomacncheez: snk-potato-girl: canigetaramen: Reminder that this happened I CANT STOP LAUGJING UM YES HELLO IT’S BEEN TEN YEARS AND I STILL DON’T REGRET MY INTERNET NAME THANK YOU I DID NOT SEE THAT COMING HOLY
davusignavus: rudimentree: davusignavus: i liked the page for my school’s lgbt* center on facebook and my mom just sent me a message that said “now all of china knows you’re queer” please deliver this reply to your mother: “perfect”
This “masterbation lube” is odd. It makes my penis all warm and tingly. Not in a chilli-hands kinda way, but in peppermint shower gel kinda way.
buzzfeed: Charts Only People Who Live In Westeros Will Understand.
iwazu: Zura hasn’t wipped off the Shinsengumi yet because they’re literally the only ones in this godforsaken anime to call him Katsura
gentlemanbones: jinglefish: omfg im rewatching watamote IS THAT FUCKING GEKKAN SHOUJO NOZAKI-KUN SHES READING This is an anime character designed to satirize anime fans reading a manga written to satirize manga writing. We are deep in the meta.
bright-smize: i feel this on such a deep level
chemistthatfangirlsoverchemistry:rudescience:sidereanuncia:rudescience:sidereanuncia:rudescience:sidereanuncia:rudescience:Short girls in stem fields are like Lead Acetate. Sweet and posionous. All girls in STEM fields are like photons. They resist any
eightyeightkate:By Yuko Ota at http://www.johnnywander.com/ and obnoxiously adorable!!
sonofbaldwin: This woman is my hero. She called @donlemon an Uncle Tom straight to his face LIVE ON AIR. #NoChill #Ethered
I wanna know what people assume about me because of my tumblr.
Send me a stereotype about my country and I will tell you if it applies to me.
pharaoh-doll: Oh shi— Sorry, fuku-shuu, this Erwin got left out. Please excuse him, he’s sparkly.
zerlane: OH HOW MY GRIFFKADE HEART THUDS
hamsquid: frank-freaking-tastic:I may be trash, but i’m high quality trash. Premium trash. Grade A trash. The kind of trash your mom would look at and say “should this be recycling?” Yeah i’m that kind of trash.
babyanimalposts: feeling sad? you need this blog on your dash!
queensimia: Once I did the Undyne friendship mission, this picture immediately came to mind.
iamnotamuffin: based on this picture!
koch43: DANCING.Jan 29, 2016.Translated by Lulu.Nautica, Skids, Mega & Mags.This was for dear Alex, hope him feel better.
Hahaha this is too funny
babybungle: bancojones: Mike Patton could be whispering the phonebook right in my ear and I still would be drooling Hahaha. Oh god.
ifuckinglovestvincent: angrynaps: mindserpents: pitypartynextdoor: take me my girl just chillin’ with some D’Angelo beats. Ain’t That Easy madisucks: #she looks like a crow that morphed into a very fancy human HAHAHA and also YEAH IM
hahaha this is so funny! and informative… xD
irlyandere: Been waiting a year to post this.
tacobell: This is what love looks like.
tumblingjeeperdude: pairr-a-diceee: cl-osed: okay. This is the funniest thing I’ve seen about thanksgiving. OMFG Just make sure to rub it down with oil and smack it a few times while you’re stuffing it, before you get it all hot and fired
unearthlyenemy:hope I’m doing this right
hahaha this is so fun!
ogress:fuclcing:feel-better-cyr:soft & squishy, sharp & pointyPerson: [singing] Soft and squishy. Soft and squisy. [cat bites their hand] Sharp and pointy. Soft and s- [cat bites their hand again] AH, sharp and pointy.this is life with a cat
Hahaha this made my morning
ejaysaurus: nudityandnerdery: meghanwaslike: rageturtleswaggg:barbelllift-and-fooditem: thejurassicjuan: firelordsarah: Omfg drinking wine is too feminine for you that you gotta call it “brosé” grow up i can’t believe this nonsense Manscato
girlfromparis: troldemort: michelleheidi: b0yznotboys: jazzysmustache: sunshien: HAVE YOU CONSIDERED THAT HMMM my hero this man I LOVE YOU OMG respect. omg hahahahhahahahahhaa
Hahaha this is how I feel sometimes at the club….everyones soo sexual around me and their I am just looking at my cell phone
whitegirlsaintshit: xerneas: BITCH PLEASE! THIS SCARED THE FUCK OUTTA ME! i hate y’all
Hahaha, this is me, seeing anything cute and comfortable!‼️😂😂😂😋cuz I just wuv to play!
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