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Guys- You saw me in the shower at the gym. You joked with your wife about how big my cock was. You invited me over. “Ok just this once she said”……Does she look like once is gonna be enough?
Guys just love to make pussy jokes.
Lois Griffin - Deep and Passionate Brian’s Style - Cartoon PinUp Sketch She seems to enjoy Brian’s style :pAfter Marge, today I drew Lois, I see a pattern there. Milf pattern :) Wonder who’s gonna be next. Newgrounds Twitter DeviantArt Youtube
Guys to be honest, i said jokes and stuff about Marvel and DC and yes they both have flaws when it comes to draw new readers and they forgot about the old ones and sometimes they want to change, to appeal a certain group in the social media, but at the
thematrixtrilogy: the oscars are only days away and i NEED yall to remember that.. we lost by the way, but [pained laugh] guys, guys, i’m sorry, no, there’s a mistake. moonlight, you guys won best picture. this is not a joke- this is not a joke, i’m
princess-laya: driad: nyx5: i prefer guys who make small dick jokes about themselves over guys who make big dick jokes about themselves I got a medium dick It can talk to ghosts I nearly spat out my tea
driad: nyx5: i prefer guys who make small dick jokes about themselves over guys who make big dick jokes about themselves I got a medium dick It can talk to ghosts
GUYS, AM I DOING THE WHOLE “JEAN IS A HORSE” JOKE RIGHT? >.>
skittycatz: hey guys, wanna hear a funny joke? kay fedewa drew…. a wolf comic! want to hear another funny joke? blue shine wolf…. draws sparkledogs! and another joke? sonic fans…. are stupid! yiff in hell furfags! chris-chan! you guys like those
doctorandroseinatardis: tuffetu: http://www.radiotimes.com/companionchampion Rose should win. Let’s do it, guys! VOTING FOR MY ROSE!
kymeira:milfsagainstroadhead-deactivate:Plenty of current and ex porn stars including modern ones like Mia Khalifa and Sasha Grey were lured into porn by their older ex boyfriends so no I don’t think it’s funny when guys joke about their girlfriends
stardust-rain: dollygale: brandx: dorianthewellendowed: jimmyfury: zarabithia: queerhawkeye: beanarie: Yeeeees? And? I’m taking this as a compliment to Elementary. LOL. Not Featuring A Dude Who Makes Rape Jokes is `100% a compliment. Not
For a class, we had to make a project about our own body image and our identity. I identified as a fat sweaty hair guy who is uncomfortable with trying to be machismo. 躔 for nude versions.
problematicassharry: how americans see british guys vs how they actually are Can confirm. All British men are scum, tbh
the-new-medusa: wocinsolidarity: glamourweaver: Yvette Nicole Brown wrote this joke based on actual experience with directors who didn’t want to use the word “sassy” but 100% wanted her to play it sassier. “HE BETTER PRAY HE DON’T
aotopmha replied to your post: @Manga When will “rocking chair Historia” be revealed as a body double? The reason NPC Farmer Guy’s face hasn’t been shown is because his true calling has been to be the double all along.
Guy I’m kinda talking to: early knock off what should I do?Me jokingly: I’m making cookies, come to mine Guy: alright I gotta go to the gym first Me: surely you have a better offer than making cookies with me? Him: aha I don’t have friends hun20
ammit420: aa0102: Men look so ugly masturbating how does that make u feel jokes on you i look ugly all the time damn wassup how u feel
shingekinoheichoo: okay guys i know next to nobody will reblog this but please if a family member has ever made a “harmless” comment (what have you done to your hair/what the hell are you wearing/etc) to you about your appearance and it hurt you,
batmanisagatewaydrug:would you guys have sex in a house where you knew there was a ghost that could be watching the whole time yes or no for context the ghost is a creepy child ghost you can’t have sex with it
guys-positivity: Why was men owning a diary always a joke? Like, holy shit, journaling your emotions is the healthiest possible thing you can do. Gender literally does not change that.
pulpfanfiction: onslaughtsix: tumblewhoreo: Not gonna lie some guy literally walked down my road an hour ago drawing faces on everybody’s cars What a cockmunch Like, he could have been nice and actually wiped their cars off but instead he drew
I'd love to give a round of applause for the bucket females who fuck dudes that they met through the girls who were JUST with that guy.
A guy who vapes, a vegan and an Atheist walk into the bar. I only know this because they told me within the first sentence.
its-me-that-guy: drkipsilverpoint: inthisquarter: therollinstones: Me going through with an impulsive thought This is a requirement for getting a geology degree the sand guardian’s elusive brother…the stone guardian… hephaestus quivers before
guys that last post was a joke it wasn’t me
mypasalacqua: jennyhoelzer: Miles Aldridge, ‘Red Marks #1,’ 2003, Christophe Guye Galerie @twiggy-irl @zeero-irl @tabbykats no…… why would they ….do tHIS to a beautiful EGG !? dont tell me it’s aesthetic omg….. that’s it, i’ll never
girl-at-the-verge: fuckyeahariferrari: I’ve had guys jokingly call me “sir”, I’ve been told I was prettier with my long hair, I’ve been asked numerous times “why?”, I’ve been told I look beautiful, I’ve been told I’m bad ass. But
tomfordvelvetorchid: Guys joke and shit about girls going to the bathroom together but you realize that we’re taught to do that from a young age because you’re less likely to be sexually assaulted when youre with someone…..like its not funny….like
cosplays at 4am for a joke reply im such a nerd, this is your princess, these are my choices
im so boreddddd why dont you guys tell me about your day ?
is it bad that i get annoyed whenever i see that snapchat of “pokemon condoms” ? And everyone is like I NEED THESE CONDOMS, FUCK ME WITH THESE, etccause they’re not condoms, it was just a joke that a japanese person played on their friend and it
When I tell a fandom joke and no one gets it...
luciferofficial: having a violence kink is the best thing because it’s like. someone wants to punch me in the face?? beat the shit out of me???? haha joke’s on them now their hand hurts and i have a boner
I got on Facebook today (HUGE mistake) and I saw a guy post a picture saying “reblog if you would date someone with self harm scars…” and as the caption he put “I wouldn’t tbh.” Then he and his friends went on to add
I didn’t know about the red leader for Pokemon Go until now…You guys failed me. lol Well that or you wanted to protect her butt.I dunno which is worse.
I gotta get money for MHW so you guys know what that means is gonna happen
brownmuva: sumayyahs: what ages were ur guys ‘’ugly stage’’ birth to present
mxcleod: cultural-maoism: penicillium-pusher: Hillary Clinton keeps trying so hard to appeal to college-aged voters by getting on “our level,” but her idea of that is just using social media and trying to get in on inside jokes and trends. Bernie
staminanspark:just guys bein’ dudes
Okay guys, jokes gone long enough. I’m ready to not be single anymore