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The look on her face is disturbingly similar to the subjects of post-mortem Victorian pornography. That’s just…creepy.
Help! Someone, for God’s sake, help me! The kryptonite is KILLING ME! I can not stand these terrible deadly ray … My naked body, it’s all sore!
livvy-saurus-rex: syncretic: akbbw: Braces! Cute, but dear god are they deadly. They can cut cock, and I do not partake in bloodplay. I just had to reblog this to reply and say that…How is something on the front of my teeth supposed to affect the
4thaloveofdick: ph0king: veganelfprincess: piercerricky: widows-inparadise: Oh my literal fucking god This was to amazing not to post I AM SCREAMING HOLY FUCK Dead
voxamberlynn: finallyking: howibecametheseaaa: Do not lie to me tumblr I don’t know, I think it’s rather flattering. jesus god can I please get more of these Obviously the only way to wear a shirt. Men of Tumblr… dead The men of tumblr win
lolsofunny: Do not lie to me tumblr I don’t know, I think it’s rather flattering. jesus god can I please get more of these Obviously the only way to wear a shirt. Men of Tumblr… dead The men of tumblr win i could dig it. Seem’s legit
glitterbitchxx: Do not lie to me tumblr I don’t know, I think it’s rather flattering. jesus god can I please get more of these Obviously the only way to wear a shirt. Men of Tumblr… dead The men of tumblr win i could dig it. Seem’s legit
satans-psychopath: grunge-c0bain: yourblackdiamond: thelandofgodsandmonsterrs: † deadly dreams † ✝We’re not in wonderland anymore alice✝ † in the land of gods and monsters, I was an angel †☾ Guns hidden under our petticoats
Stunning. Only God can produce such miracles. Just for the record; I am not using his name in vain. I am dead serious.
thistrafficisperfectlystill: theoneillalwaysknow: patternsintraffic: (via japanesewhispers) Andrew McMahon with bracesif not as, then almost as entertaining as Jesse Lacey with blonde hair *dead* OH MY GOD.
fablemccloud: flyingpig890: thegodofseduction: vivid-imaginations1144: yencid: How can you NOT find this cool? #dragons aren’t dead #they just transformed into cats TOOTHLESSS This look never means anything good is going to happen. My god.
alohaerika: nare-bear: lightspeedsound: Do not lie to me tumblr I don’t know, I think it’s rather flattering. jesus god can I please get more of these Obviously the only way to wear a shirt. Men of Tumblr… dead The men of tumblr win i could
radio-dark: radio-dark: unpretty: unpretty: unpretty: unpretty: god i’m not even through one episode of paranormal home inspectors and it rules, this lady thought she was being haunted by the wails of the restless dead but she was just listening
hades explaining that he’s the god of the dead, not the god of death
rpgfanatics: 120 hours in and I only just realised this. God damnithttp://rpgfanatics.tumblr.com Stupid puzzle design But, interesting from a lore perspective. The Nords crafted those doors to keep their restless dead inside, not to keep people out.
I’m not allowed back in church after god caught me hotboxing the confessional booth ✊✊💨 I told him “god, if you don’t want me smoking weed, then why the hell did you make this shit so dank???”👀👀 god paused for a sec, looked me dead
Do not lie to me tumblr I don’t know, I think it’s rather flattering. jesus god can I please get more of these Obviously the only way to wear a shirt. Men of Tumblr… dead The men of tumblr win i could dig it. Seem’s legit tbf Boy, this
tyiabyia: beautifullyheeled: austinjakeq: iamthebatfan: Do not lie to me tumblr I don’t know, I think it’s rather flattering. jesus god can I please get more of these Obviously the only way to wear a shirt. Men of Tumblr… dead The men of
natsusume:radio-dark: radio-dark: unpretty: unpretty: unpretty: unpretty: god i’m not even through one episode of paranormal home inspectors and it rules, this lady thought she was being haunted by the wails of the restless dead but she was just
memejockey: megatraven: prismbird: do not look directly at it why n Oh my fucking god she fucking dead
stafykune replied to your post: roborunt replied to your photo: Renard redux Fiz’s… like fiz’s head comes off, what comes off of him? :o oh lmfao nothing, hes not undead/dead-god
glenn-griffon: blackcorvo: whitetail-music: derpygrooves: Somebody pranked ktvu HARD FUCK I’m dead. Oh gods, as straight as she read those i’m not sure if this is hilarious or racist. It’s hilariously racist. Rofl. XD
susiephone:modern hades and persephone where persephone is a tired college student and when she finds out the god of the underworld wants to make her his bride she’s like “become queen of the dead AND never have to go to an 8 AM lecture again, not
actuallyalivingsaint: sunshine-tattoo: rembrandtswife: dumbwitchdisease: *Hades voice* for the last time, I’m the god of the dead not the god of death it’s different *points to winged dude* That’s Thanatos, *he’s* the god of death! I just do
elvesruletheworld: madness-and-gods: sickslickman: There’s not even 19 billion people on the planet. Meaning 12 billion people came back from the dead to like that post. That’s the kind of power Stephen King has. Reblogging again for the comment
in-some-dreaming-state: “Such beauty. Surely you are one of God’s own creations and not a descendant of those dark creatures who found no refuge on the Ark. Such beauty. Yet deadly.” - Philip “Deadly. No.” - Syrena
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flubagirl394: youhavemysoul: Do not lie to me tumblr I don’t know, I think it’s rather flattering. jesus god can I please get more of these Obviously the only way to wear a shirt. Men of Tumblr… dead The men of tumblr win i could dig it.
tobbito: Sandaime... please take care of the child
doctoraesthetics: zaughtymoy: wheresmywig: sonypraystation: kingtheseus: zwamboobs: When you’re not sure which culture you want to steal. 😂 😂😂😂 dead they stole rodent culture THE BINDIS UPSIDE DOWN, FOR GODS SAKE 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Awesome man. Just pisses me off that in Call of The Dead on Black Ops they didn’t give you his machete’s to use. HOW IN THE FUCK ARE YOU NOT GOING TO GIVE MACHETE HIS GOD DAMN MACHETE’S?
science666: ok so when victor frankenstein creates life out of assorted dead body parts it’s “a classic” and “a comment on the human condition” but when i do it it’s “fucking stop not this shit again” and “god damn it herbert you can’t
yourownpetard: association-of-free-people: in-the-garage: association-of-free-people: eltigrechico: quitefranklytv: Salt for years god i wish she were dead “absolution i could not give” is the name of this masterwork. Is this real? What
dunflower:midwest-monster: skellydun: hell yeah: the sequel The tiny “I’m not even gay” whisper at the end, I’m dead oh my god Dylan holy shit not again
anyaithesaiyan: ebonyprincess33: infinitony: cancerianprincess: gahdamnpunk: I AM DECEASED 😭😭 for the love of god UNMUTE this SOME OF YALL DO NOT NEED ACCESS TO TECHNOLOGY 💀💀💀 dead I needed this laugh 🤣 Ok but I need this
skellydun: captain-jackharknessx: dunflower:midwest-monster: skellydun: hell yeah: the sequel The tiny “I’m not even gay” whisper at the end, I’m dead oh my god Dylan holy shit not again LMAO the “I’m not even gay “ what is happening
mallius: Dead men had such a difficult time staying dead in this realm, Haywood thinks savagely. "Spectres are not meant to take the throne,“ he spits, fingers clenching into fists. "And neither are false gods,” The voices echo
rembrandtswife: dumbwitchdisease: *Hades voice* for the last time, I’m the god of the dead not the god of death it’s different *points to winged dude* That’s Thanatos, *he’s* the god of death! I just do the paperwork!
dunflower: midwest-monster: skellydun: hell yeah: the sequel The tiny “I’m not even gay” whisper at the end, I’m dead oh my god Dylan holy shit not again
sunshine-tattoo: rembrandtswife: dumbwitchdisease: *Hades voice* for the last time, I’m the god of the dead not the god of death it’s different *points to winged dude* That’s Thanatos, *he’s* the god of death! I just do the paperwork! Thanatos
The owner of the Titanic said, "Not even God can sink this ship." and we already know what happened. Marilyn Monroe said, "I do not need Jesus." Three days later she was found dead. A mother told her daughter, "May God accompany you." Ironically she
boom-mic-drop: idontcarebear: death-by-lulz: acruelultimatum: God, pit bulls are just so vicious and deadly. Look at this one terrorizing this child Oh my fucking god you are are so cute let me love you. And I am definitely not talking about the baby.
brokendildo: anjieluvs: tor-toise-shell: nameiscorey:I WAS NOT READY OH MY FUCKIN GOD SHE FUCKIN DEAD WHATEVER I WAS EXPECTING, IT SURE AS HELL WASNT THAT are they dead now or