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GOD BE LIKE: HOE
astrologyqueenn: 2019 Aries: you’re about to find yourself. it’s about to be hard, scary, and it almost might seem unbearable. you’re going to reach new highs that you’ve never thought you would, and maybe some new lows that will rock you. but,
cryophase: bogleech: thebigdeepcheatsy: Imagine Lucario, but with a muzzle similar to Scooby-Doo’s rather than his original nose-muzzle thing. this would be a huge improvement someone draw it this is my new OC Scoobdario no stealing
catbountry: demisnowflake: Are these people even real I DON’T UNDERSTAAAAAND. How do they leave their house without being flooded with emotion
Gods be good.
you're my god-given solace.
bichopalo:feel like pure shit i just wanna be silly with my friends at the grocery store again
itsbenedict:idreamshit:itsbenedict:you’re out of slugs. you’re out of slime.Not if I become immortal hey this is the wildest response i’ve seen on this post. how does being immortal prevent you from running out of slugs and/or slime.
be curious. not judgmental.
fragilesoftmachines: “Everyone on tumblr is making Georg memes” factoid is factually incorrect. Georg Georg, who lives in a computer lab and makes 10,000 Georg memes per day, is a statistical outlier and should not be counted.
thumbsup4rockandroll: meladoodle: I just want to sleep and get paid you’d be livin the dream
davidrazi: roachpatrol: vintar: i’ve found my new favourite author SPACE RAPTOR BUTT INVASION THESE ARE REALTHIS EXISTSWHY AREN’T I PUBLISHING BOOKSKIDS YOU CAN BE ANYTHINGCHUCK TINGLE YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD
Be a Fighter
f0urteenthangel: floki-the-littlest-viking:sock-bread:thatrandomfandomchick:twixandsnick:mijaro:homestuckorbust:regretlesskinder:shinkoukei:nowyoukno:Now You Know tumblr plans to force integration with Facebook in 2015. Your Facebook friends will be
kanayahummel: theperksofbeingdornish: ohanameansfamily24: -behindbars: the-grand-highboob: thusmylife: b1ush: condescendingchristian: oh my god As a person from California, this is 100% accurate As a person from Michigan, this is 100% accurate
Gods of the Earth
Be still my throbbing…heart?
Be vacant
Be naughty, not shy.
ikb190: I enjoy being together with my knight during a snow storm!!! I’M TOO LAZY TO ADD THE TEXT
actualbpd:one of the worst things about bpd is being aware that you’re splitting or getting worked up over something trivial and feeling like you cant stop it unless you reach inside your mind and manually flick all those switches off thinking “whats
Be honest. Does the glorious mistake of my beard styling make me look too much like The Dude?
wideop3n: (some people get sad so they cry to feel better. I do this. I wouldn’t be able to do it if I was a happy person) Newsflash: Aoba is a whore.
kellyangel: Casually files this under things I should be sorry for but secretly am not.
slut-dere: junjoupureporn my lovely commissioner had this to say to you: ‘Together, always. We’ll always be together, you and me. I’ll see you again.’
hurrrg: some obscure mizuki ship for this rp blog that you should be following
ask-married-noiz-aoba: <Part 2 under cut><you know it’s gonna be really long if it’s now under the cut lmao> Read More
god bless the tumblr mobile update.
suits-neechan: headcanon with yourweaboobs that Bertl can do really good Reiner impressions. Them being practically a single entity and all. Like giant twins that are identical in muscles and criminal record only.Plus bonus Jean trolling! Tell the boy,
thebabbagepatch:punkrokku:coolprofessor:“Ok dost thou finger thyself?(;”hamlet was the original fuck boywhat if’t be true i was there with thee?ha, ha, and thence what?
honestly how unlucky of a person does one have to be to play a 1 vs 4 turf war like what did i do to deserve this
slimyhipster: oikawa & makki~ fairly useless/unrelated sidenote- i headcanon oikawa being genderfluid & makki as a trans boy :3c
fatandbougie: kairo-koutureee: fatandbougie: being a fat ass snack on this lovely sunday 💕🍰 cianne ain’t playing with y'all today 😍 😘😘💕💕
squid-in-a-party-hat: “I’m afraid we can’t be together anymore, Shaggy-kun~”“Like, why, man?”“You never… You just never swooce right in when I need you… I just feel like you’re frozen in there… And I’m out here…”
god be roasting my ass sometimes
I Am A Beautiful Goldfish
You may think this is a giant Oreo cookie but you’d be wrong. It is, in fact, a giant Oreo ice cream sandwich.
It’s insulting when some girl thinks I can’t be intelligent AND as sexual as I want. Sex isn’t going to magically make me unappreciate art or literature or science. I’m entitled to want sex. Even if I wasn’t intelligent, my confidence is not
If you’re gonna complain about how hard it is to be a parent then don’t do it??
god be a shield.
doctorwho: Top secret Doctor Who script found (and returned) by student in taxi on night out If you found a top secret script for a new episode of one of TV’s most popular shows, would you be able to hand it straight back without releasing any spoilers?
If you ever slap my ass or bite my neck or call my babe/baby, I’ll always be yours. Like, shit.
being sad is a waste of time
mahoumi: diarih: kristenwiiggle: MESS 👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻 sadly he’s still in the running to be president, this basically means that the White House made a statement saying they think he’s gross.
be careful who you call ugly in middle school
Be near me when my light is low, when the blood creeps
GODS AT DUSK
nejkos: Look at these adorable, precious characters. Just look at them and be thankful for their existence[Chinese Scans]
anavictoria: mcflyalways: my-poynter: December right? aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah <3 OMG! *____________________________________* I have waited for a life time ! two dreams realising in the same year! I must be in heaven!
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