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ravnoc: familyandbenefits: “Oh My God, she was thinking, what I am doing ?â€She wouldn’t be able to explain. She was speaking with her son… they were a bit drunk, and he was saying that he was very very sad to never had sex… and then …Did
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halseymemes: perpetuallynocturnal: halseymemes: Shia Beef Shia once explained that Shia means Praise God so his name literally means Thank god for Beef Thank you for this
God I love this more than words can explain.
whitegurlgotsomeass: mememeiminlovewithme: molliieeexo: astralupa: modifiedmermaid: well fuck. god damn Oh my god, yes please. Yes This couldn’t be explained more purrrrrfectly!!!! ;)
memesandmylife: miceprincess: roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it: newtonscamader: emancaz: emancaz: thoodleoo: Thanatos explaining that he’s the god of death, not hades Thanatos explaining that it applies to animals too Poseidon explaining
halseymemes: perpetuallynocturnal: halseymemes: Shia Beef Shia once explained that Shia means Praise God so his name literally means Thank god for Beef Holy cow
adreanthepomeranian: blue-pixiedust: bead-bead: nayan1: I feel like a lot of people in tumblr are victim of this kind of parenting 😔😔😔 WELL THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH ABOUT MY EVERYTHING. WELL GOD FUCKING DAMN IT This explains so much of
laynestaleyinchains: starsappho: iamabadspeller:Princess Diana, John Mulaney is coming. Oh my god she has airpods in. She cant hear us. Oh my god Try explaining this to someone who’s never been on this website I use this website and I have no idea
hades explaining that he’s the god of the dead, not the god of death
tamarussia: shadygrifter: pandicksatthedisco: dremoranightmares: oh god i tried to explain i’d’ve and y’all’d’ve to a friend who is a korean exchange student and she just kind of stared at me in horror for a minute lmao SOMEONE EXPLAIN???
perpetuallynocturnal: halseymemes: Shia Beef Shia once explained that Shia means Praise God so his name literally means Thank god for Beef
hitrecordjoe: infinitybuttons: How do I explain the strawberry bootlaces? [x] oh my god what How do I explain the Strawberry Bootlaces? This is one of my favorite short-films we made that screened at Sundance this year. Words by DayGlo Music by Ozie
ilikechildren–fried: onision: There are a lot of Christians in Texas, so any of you want to explain your god doing this? I’d rather them explain why in the holy fuck you exist
eros-turannos: shakespeareandpunk: last night i was explaining to my mom the idea of @god and she said “shouldn’t you at least @mary first? you can’t just @ god directly for all your problems”#catholics #@saintanthony where are my keys
moriah-explains-it-all: tuesdai:moriah-explains-it-all: littlebossladyy:majesty:God bless him.Yeah man, this is what Islam preaches The thing is, Christianity historically hates on anyone who isn’t them. Look what has happened to every religion other
vulned: My teacher asked me to explain why Trump winning was bad and oh man did I hear way too many people telling me that it’s good that Trump won and oh my god I just. Trying to explain America to people who only know America from television is
god-save-the-teenager: itsaarnie: pissbabyanarchist: king-of-the-heel: pissbabyanarchist: bookvideogamemaniac: daily-garfield: 07/23/83 WHAT???? I NEED CONTEXT Dude there are 6 Garfield strips that explain Garfield is actually an abandoned cat
poehlers: EVERYBODY GETS IT, YOU ALREADY EXPLAINED IT! STOP EXPLAINING IT! OH MY GOD
imadirtyslut: “Hey sis do you mind if I…what the fuck?” “Omg! Umm I can explain ahhh god” “Holy fuck that’s a lot of cum! Think you could do it over my tits next time?” “Oh god sis, yes! That’s what’s just made me cm now! You’ve
blkpussesupreme: curvellas: tashabilities: pumpkinthot: howtobeterrell: jcoleknowsbest: nigerianroyal: @god Can you explain? @ancestors explain this to me? @universe explain and deliver the one on the right to me plz i feel attacked Me and
writing-prompt-s: A mathematician on the brink of insanity has spent years locked in his apartment, attempting to find a formula that proves God exists. As he nears to a breakthrough, God shows up to explain why the proof shouldn’t be made public.
just-zuko-things: just-sokka-things: theoceanempress: ashryvvr: theoceanempress: my gf….. is like the sun explain she’s a star and makes my day bright by simply existing My first gf turned into the moon That’s rough buddy
huni3p0p: raptorific: Fun game for ladies: In front of a geeky dude, say “Silence, Earthling! My name is Darth Vader! I am an extraterrestrial from the planet Vulcan!” If he gets all mad, condescendingly explains to you why you’re wrong, or starts
commander-homosexual: allm0ther: brotoro: f4lseteeth: 997: ive never felt this uncomfortable before i found a video of my funeral 1) you can see the body 2) there’s like 6 cops there 3) audible sobbing in the background imagine having to explain
rapidashpatronus: kitfistovevo: “Bisexuals don’t belong in the LGBT community” ohhh ok I guess the B stands for ‘bitch’ and that’s where you fit in, gotcha I was explaining bi and trans erasure/phobia in the gay community to my mum and she
taktisk: sturmgewehrr: taktisk: life is like a giant mushroom Explain
jaxxgarcia: toomuchducky: jaxxgarcia: @toomuchducky explain? jus tryna spice things up a lil
Children's Book Explaining Homosexuality
jagiv: I was just explaining to my friends how bald eagles are like pigeons in Alaska. OMG IS THIS TRUE thesolitaryfaery
literallysame: can someone explain this to me
reneelajolie:bagnifacent: le-dope-shit:tsunamiwavesurfing:@god explain this 👀 gawd dayuuuuum reneelajolie 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
glamourweaver: schmergo: scopesandskullties: schmergo: Discourse: Willy Wonka is Old Testament God Explain Sings “if you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it,” then kicks people out for eating stuff he told them not to eat
schmergo: scopesandskullties: schmergo: Discourse: Willy Wonka is Old Testament God Explain Sings “if you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it,” then kicks people out for eating stuff he told them not to eat
death-in-dreaming: mixedwithsuiicide: sosilentsosuicidal: Oh.My.Fucking.God.I cant even explain how much this gets to me. I am outgoODB YEEEEE omfg oh my god.
salma: yaoibutts: shavingryansprivates: introducing… SPOONS! OH MY GOD I’M GOING TO PISS MYSELF This kid needs a nobel prize
scorpiophobia: shei5zahir: The world @ America. So many things kill me in this video: 1. How she just tappin random buttons in the beginning 2. How she says “I am confusion” 3. The way she says “explain”
incexxx3: - Honey, where are you? Oh my god!!!- Hey honey, you’re early.- Dad, I can explain everything…- You don’t have to explain shit. - Get off of him right now!- Yeah mom, you can stop now.- Looks like your father didn’t stop fucking his
pinkie-pride: Hey Dipper, care to explain why there is blue fire around your hand? Oh oh
confessionsofasizequeen: “Honey, I brought home a couple girls I met at pure barre class. I was a little off in class today and I told them I was just sore from your fat GIANT cock, but they didn’t believe me when I explained how HUGE you are. Can
a-dauntless-daffodil: Garnet explaining away things she doesn’t understand as ‘Magic’ whenever Sardonyx asks, which drives Pearl nuts because children are impressionable please don’t confuse her… Years later she holds Garnet fully responsible
e-jheman: worldsokayestfirebender: jen-iii: e-jheman: jen-iii broke e-jheman rip e-jheman 2k16 What is this … . someone explain pls . . THIS
dokirosi: Rebecca Sugar, The Wrap “ ‘Steven Universe’ Creator Rebecca Sugar Talks LGBT Themes and Season 3″. RS being the most amazing human being on this planet, explaining how deep and human Jasper’s character is.
cranzerries: merlotte: science side of tumblr explain zayn malik sorry but science cant explain the workings of a god
melislostinthestars: top 5 shows i love for personal reasons, in chronological order: 1. Joan of Arcadia Joan: Are you being snippy with me? God is snippy. God: Let me explain something to you, Joan. It goes like this: I don’t look like this; I don’t
@beetlejuice-lover OH THANK GOD YOU TOLD ME THE WRITERS HAVE SO MUCH EXPLAINING TO DO^NOW THIS VISUAL GAG MAKES ME GAG^RICO NO THAT’S YOUR SIBLING^RICO WAIT THAT’S NOT WHAT PREENING MEANS^A WHOLE GIF OF RICO SINNING?!?!?!!OH GOD RICO NO—–
milko-art: overachieversloth: dashingicecream: i h8 u pheelix It’s my new game - count the monoments. oh my god. oh my fk uckin n g god there just standing there guys. there not even touching #sincerely the white rose fandomumm then explain
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