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Ham, London age 56 MY HUSBAND LIKES ME TO GO TO LOCAL PUB WITH HIM AND SIT OPPOSITE A MAN SO HE CAN SEE MY STOCKING TOPS THEN I OPEN MY LEGS WIDE SO HE CAN SEE I DON’T HAVE PANTIES ON AND SEE MY PUSSY THEN I WALK OUT OF THE PUB SO HE CAN FOLLOW

Every time I go on a date, when I get home my brother’s waiting in my room all naked. I just sit down and suck him off before undressing so he can fuck me with his big dick. If the girls at school won’t date him because he’s “a

greed: i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want kill you for making me feel things

jairuiz13: itswhateverbraaaah: Talking to other lesbians is so confusing it’s like are we gonna be strictly homies? Are you Tryna date me? Are you just trying to be a fuck buddy like what’s going on tell me what’s up Realist fucking post I’ve

greed: i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want tO DESTRYO YOU AT MAR IO KART

hilariousgrindr: jigglyturk: rico-bear: teamnowalls: the energy this has is immense and horrifying 🐸 If a guy sends me this via grindr I’m honestly going on a date with them Guys, we need to post more voice messages! 😂😂😂😂😂

piikeo: sorry for leaving you at the bottom of the ocean also please go out on a date with me?? i never really realised just how short peridot was until i saw her stand in front of lapis … she’s real short. > .<

wanna go to subrosia with me on a date and open some doors

nudityandnerdery: kinkshamer69: imagine you’re on a date with someone and it’s going really well and they drop a cheesy line like “if i could reach up and give you a star every time u made me smile, there would be none left” but neil degrasse

askbeatandfus: Mod: Will Fus Get the mare and Will Scute ever go out on a date with This Masked Pony? Find out next time on MLP Ship Z! Fus: Please tell me you did not just do that!!! ( X’D Ironically this is the mod of Scute, so Thanks, scuteart!

nudityandnerdery: kinkshamer69: imagine you’re on a date with someone and it’s going really well and they drop a cheesy line like “if i could reach up and give you a star every time u made me smile, there would be none left” but neil degrasse

opalisagoddess: the-fluff-of-life: tl;dr, Steven Universe is not getting cancelled, they’re simply preparing a more consistent schedule for the network and shifting program dates around so that every show can get its fair share of episodes out. However,

hearthstiel: hearthstiel: repeat after me: dating is not synonymous with fucking you can go on a date without it ending in sex PLEASE TELL ME THERE ARE NOT JUST FIVE OTHER PEOPLE ON THIS SITE WHO AGREE WITH THIS

mustanglover15: drugismybaby:I’ll go on a date with the first person who can find me a dragon @loyalistdog are you up for the challenge? 😂❤ @mustanglover15 You know who you’re talking to? I’ll find you at LEAST one!

greed: i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want tO DESTRYO YOU AT MAR IO KART

on another note: someone talk to me about minkmizu.:(((

i honestly can’t get the idea of mizushigure/kouao double dates out of my head. like i know i’ve talked about this before but fuck if it wouldn’t be the cutest thing.(´ ▽｀*) especially when it comes to mizuki and koujaku. like they’d probably

notmiabitch: who wants to go on a nap date with me 🌟

notmiabitch: who wants to go on a nap date with me 🌟

paurachan: eh i really need to meet my friends soon, cuz i started dating with ketchup, i’m so bonely xD btw. soon will be the best opportunity to meet me, if someone of you go on Pyrkon, look for me because I will be cosplaying Sans on Friday and

mitten: i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want kill you for making me feel things

black–lamb: I need to find me one of those Whole Fods lesbians who will adopt a dog with me and go on art museum dates.

incestualism: I asked mom to go to a movie with me.. She said she fucked on first dates.. I thought she was joking….

greed: i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want kill you for making me feel things

Why. Why me. I don’t know if I can take this much heartbreak in such a short period of time. What is so wrong with me that every guy I date ends up telling me that I deserve the best, I deserve happiness, yet they just can’t give it to me?

weaver-z:Went on a date with a girl today and I said “I love seeing butches in Home Depot, it’s their natural habitat.” and she said “Oh that was me this weekend. Sometimes I go in there and buy bricks.” and I asked “Do

break-me-in-4: pleaser: Why I go on dates This is how any date with me ends. Or begins, I’m not picky ;D

stupidd-chan: here’s a dating tip if your partner suffers social anxiety or is an introvert, do not force them to go out on a date or hang out with you. more than likely, being alone relaxes their anxiety and recharges their energy. so respect that.

kinkshamer69: imagine you’re on a date with someone and it’s going really well and they drop a cheesy line like “if i could reach up and give you a star every time u made me smile, there would be none left” but neil degrasse tyson is sitting

homowithyourmom: greed: i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want kill you for making me feel things

greed: i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want kill you for making me feel things

nudityandnerdery: kinkshamer69: imagine you’re on a date with someone and it’s going really well and they drop a cheesy line like “if i could reach up and give you a star every time u made me smile, there would be none left” but neil degrasse

i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want kill you for making me feel things

“Listen, I’m not scared of anything, I don’t fear ten people with bats coming at me, but I think I’m scared shitless to go on a date.”

You’re a gorgeous, funny, respectable guy with a good job- please go on to tell me more about how wonderful your girlfriend is.

A part of me does really miss being that cute couple that takes pictures during adventures. That has someone to call after work to tell the newest story to. Someone always on your side. Someone you know you’re going to have plans with every weekend

greed: i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want kill you for making me feel things

whatg0es0n: One time when I used to work at disney, i asked this kid Jimmy was his ethnicity is, but I didn’t know how to word it so I asked him “so what kind of Asian are you” and then he got mad at me, and then I made him go on a date with my

jigglyturk: rico-bear: teamnowalls: the energy this has is immense and horrifying 🐸 If a guy sends me this via grindr I’m honestly going on a date with them

greed: i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want kill you for making me feel things

greed: i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want kill you for making me feel things

mitten: i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want kill you for making me feel things

greed: i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want kill you for making me feel things

realitytvgifs: me going on a date with your man

brown-gal:Would you like to go on a lunch date with me??

greed: i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want kill you for making me feel things

mitten: i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want kill you for making me feel things

woah-its-iris: If anyone wants to go on breakfast dates and lay around in bed after, hit me up. Literally one of my favorite things to do with the better half ❤️🥰

greed: i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want kill you for making me feel things

greed: i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want kill you for making me feel things

greed: i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want kill you for making me feel things

greed: i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want kill you for making me feel things

piikeo: sorry for leaving you at the bottom of the ocean also please go out on a date with me?? i never really realised just how short peridot was until i saw her stand in front of lapis … she’s real short.

Maybe one day I’ll learn how to be good enough to go on dates with someone maybe

lil reminder this is still going on if you want to win a date in vegas with me!

Who wants to go on a really cute valentines day date with me where we get drunk during the day and shout things like ‘he cheated on you’ at happy couples walking around town

diacetyl-morphine: Who wants to go on a really cute valentines day date with me where we get drunk during the day and shout things like ‘he cheated on you’ at happy couples walking around town

fuckred: I just want someone who will go on dates with me, not to like date and be in a relationship necessarily but just like I wanna do cute things and go on cute adventures and be free and happy and have laughs and also I want you to buy me food but

penny-for-your-thot: jigglyturk: rico-bear: teamnowalls: the energy this has is immense and horrifying 🐸 If a guy sends me this via grindr I’m honestly going on a date with them Hey👋🏽there sexi👄 boi👶🏽 you 👉🏼 want

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