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thesecretkeith: blanketfortprincette: tastefullyoffensive: (photo by fistfullofcookies) Why do parents always assume their kid is lazy when they get bad grades? Like maybe help your kids by talking to them, not punishing them. This is how I failed
This can help a lot. Sometimes things are worse before they get better. You gotta go through sometimes to get your break through. Ndf bioray kids products have helped us a lot. Definitely thanks to Vaughn over at spirit of health KC. if you see kids itchi
whore-degrader: Now get on your hands and knees and lick my cum up, before your kids get home from school
Really? Just really? You are going to assume that this kid is autistic because he makes a few “strange” movements? What did this ten year-old do to you? Nothing! Rosie get your head out of your ass and attack Trump instead of picking on a kid. You
sitcorn: “yeah, everything’s fine, i just tucked your kid into bed. but can i cover up the clown statue in the corner? it’s freaking me out” “what? we dont have a kid. take our clown statue and get out of the house right now”
timeforlightss: parkercx: hermionefeelinalive: robotsandfrippary: Your child pours all the toothpaste into the sink. Your kid cuts their own hair. Your baby gets into your lipstick and decides to put it on the dog. Your child cries because their
pondwitch: yamahog: dirtbagleft: good for these folks. stand up to your representatives. let them know they wont be getting away with this Remember kids - violence is okay if you don’t like your victim. yea this is about personal distate you
blackness-by-your-side:Let all black kids know they are adorable!
autisticstevonnie: jade221bs: nigga-chan: autisticstevonnie: when ur gay and the teacher mentions the “lgbt community” when you the only black kid in class and yall move into the slavery chapter When your the only classic rock kid in the class
streetfightingwoman replied to your post “streetfightingwoman replied to your post: I feel kind of bad for this,…” and it just keeps getting worse. I thought I was bad when I first started my blog, but noope it’s intensified tenfold
mewtymew: robotsandfrippary: Your child pours all the toothpaste into the sink. Your kid cuts their own hair. Your baby gets into your lipstick and decides to put it on the dog. Your child cries because their crush doesn’t like them. That’s
yo, if fucking polio or the mumps comes back because of all these fucking shitheads who believe in not giving your kid vaccinations i’m going to fucking lose it. if my kid gets incurably sick because your kid is a bag of diseases i’m going
what is the thing that is preventing stupid people from giving their kids vaccinations? like what could be so absolutely terrible that you would risk your kid getting the black plague to avoid? the fuck are these people running from?
kids today don’t know how lucky they are, i was wearing mesh shirts and eyeliner and nylon gloves back when you used to get your ass kicked for doing it. 16 year old me in 1998 would be in kind of a paradise right now. only back then i talked real slick
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justsomeonereloadable: thesecretkeith: blanketfortprincette: tastefullyoffensive: (photo by fistfullofcookies) Why do parents always assume their kid is lazy when they get bad grades? Like maybe help your kids by talking to them, not punishing them.
hermionefeelinalive: robotsandfrippary: Your child pours all the toothpaste into the sink. Your kid cuts their own hair. Your baby gets into your lipstick and decides to put it on the dog. Your child cries because their crush doesn’t like them.
robotsandfrippary: Your child pours all the toothpaste into the sink. Your kid cuts their own hair. Your baby gets into your lipstick and decides to put it on the dog. Your child cries because their crush doesn’t like them. That’s kids will
drawwhatiwantwhenwant: Day 17-RawRemember kids, always use a condom or you get more kids(and your girlfriend may kill you)
brichibi: hellominako: So fucking relevant and so fucking accurate. That kids question used to happen a lot when I worked retail. Like not “do you have any kids” but “your kids must love the discounts you get.”
kurozero:- When the hell did you get so strong? I’m seriously proud to call you my kid brother!- You should be. I’m your kid brother, aren’t I?
elsenliberator: Pros to naming your future child “Yeehaw”: You get to have a kid named fucking Yeehaw Cons: absolutely no drawbacks name your kid Yeehaw
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sitcorn: “yeah, everything’s fine, i just tucked your kid into bed. but can i cover up the clown statue in the corner? it’s freaking me out” “what? we dont have a kid. take our clown statue and get out of the house right now” 👏🏼
undoubtedlyfabulous: WHY DO PARENTS TELL THEIR KIDS THAT B’S AREN’T GOOD ENOUGH B’S ARE FUCKING GREAT SO ARE C’S DON’T YELL AT YOUR KID WHEN THEY DON’T GET AN A IN SOME CLASS AND DO NOT TELL THEM THAT THEY CAN DO BETTER WHEN THEY’RE OBVIOUSLY
heart: if you want a nice body, go get it. if you want to become a lawyer, study your ass off. if you want nice hair, pick a style and get it done. stop being afraid and motivate yourself. find yourself. find your happiness, because it’s out there
shinjiikari: “my kids will be so disappointed if they don’t get to see the parade” ok but your kids are disappointed and black kids are literally being killed
parkercx: hermionefeelinalive: robotsandfrippary: Your child pours all the toothpaste into the sink. Your kid cuts their own hair. Your baby gets into your lipstick and decides to put it on the dog. Your child cries because their crush doesn’t
sitcorn: “yeah, everything’s fine, i just tucked your kid into bed. but can i cover up the clown statue in the corner? it’s freaking me out” “what? we dont have a kid. take our clown statue and get out of the house right now”
samirathejerk: White kid: I’m gonna get a tattoo in Arabic. It will look so pretty and special! Tattoo artist: Oh you speak Arabic? White kid: Nope. Tattoo artist: Ohh, you’re getting your Arab friend to write it for you? White kid: Nope. Tattoo
kids-n-teens-blog: When you meet someone who gets your sense of humor no matter how stupid it may be
coffeeandfaith: Stay out of relationships kids. Seriously focus on yourselves. Get a few commas in your bank accounts, get your degrees & love yourselves.
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