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“Can I come over? I’ll scrub your floors, if you get what I mean.”
“You don’t need one of those cats to get lucky tonight.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras. Based on a suggestion by deeppuddles.
“Let’s get under this blanket and give everyone a shock.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“How about I smear myself with jam when we get home and let you lick it off?” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I would put the finger on you just to get you off.” Submitted by anonymous.
“You’re a great man, and I think one day, if I get lucky with you, you might even be a good one.”
“I may not be The Golem, but I bet I can squeeze the life out of you, if you get what I mean.”
“I noticed that you put product in your hair… So do I, if you get what I mean.”
ADMIN’S PICK! Normally when I post photosets, the pick-up lines with the most notes from whatever category I’m spotlighting are the ones that get put in the photoset. But today’s my birthday so SCREW THAT, I’M JUST POSTING MY FAVOR
“You’re such a hot Guy, I would steal a motorcycle to get to you.”
“I’d let the Waters Gang get away to come help you.”
The best of series three (so far!) from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines. Happy Valentine’s Day, Tumblr! May you all get lots and lots of kisses, chocolate or otherwise <3
“I’d like to get to know you as well as I know ash.”
“Forget solving crimes– I could use you as an alternative to getting high.”
“I would never tell you to get out of my head when I’m busy.” Submitted by anonymous.
“I would blow up your wall to get to you.”Suggested by my dad, who doesn’t have a Tumblr.
“You’re the fence to my John… I can’t get over you.â€
“I’m not like Sherlock. If you helped me get off, I could never forget your name.â€
“Do you have a secret twin? Because if so, I’d love to get acquainted with both of you.â€
“Are you my flash drive? Because I would smash six busts of Margaret Thatcher just to get you back.”
wassup hot john, when did you get here did you enjoy your shower how was it tell me
DOCTORS KISSING CONSULTING DETECTIVES NOT KISSING YOUUU clockworktimebomb: John and Sherlock kissing in the rain? makingupachangingmind: Can I get John and Sherlock standing really really close under an umbrella? That’d be cute!
“sherlock… when did you have time to get fitted for a new suit?! you’re supposed to be working on SWITCHING OUR BODIES BACK” “…your wardrobe impairs my thinking” BUT……….. THEN (okay some
this started as a halloween costumes fanart because i keep getting asks for costumes and i wanted to knock them all out at once but then it got a little weird because john didn’t have a costume and then it got a LOT weird lol oops at least i still
“jim is that my rifle” “bored” “you’re getting fingerprints all over it” “BORED” “can you at least go be bored in the cellar, i don’t want to replace the carpet again” lostwiginity:
ends in angry threeway kurtisgonnabitchslapsebastian: draw Captain Jack Harkness (Torchwood) hitting on John and Sherlock getting jealous?
BOREDEXTERMINATEBOOORRREDEXTERMINAAAATE boffeecoffeebee: Could you draw Sherlock and John getting attacked by a Dalek?
“SHARLOCK GET UP” “JAWN NO” hey so uh i wanted to drop everyone a longass note about requests… sorry it’s gigantic… feel free to delete it if you reblog, i won’t be offended… i’m getting a
the first of these requests is really old… for some reason i could never get it out of my head… thenervouswalking: Could I get John/Sherlock both laughing? Not really about anything specific just them being in absolute hysterics. shairalik
“i’ll never get bored of good mornings with you <3 ” alexmochi: Draw John and Sherlock waking up in bed together please? Either fluffy or awkward or… something. c:>
sorry kinda late to tha party on this one btw guys, when season 2 starts, i won’t get to watch it immediately, so if it’s not too much to ask, please please PLEASE don’t send me requests of the spoilery type until at least a day after
;3; ninja-firefly: Can I get a picture of Sherlock on the bus slouching with his knees on the seat in front of him, like texting or something, while John cuddles up against his side? I’ve had this image in my head forever - soooo cute :D
“john, have you ever fired two guns whilst jumping through the air?” frodo-get-out-of-my-tardis: Do you think you can draw a Hot Fuzz/Sherlock crossover?
“sherlock you have a problem” “I CAN STOP WHENEVER I WANT JOHN” forthesakeofblasphemy: Could you maybe draw John getting irritated with Sherlock and his growing collection of cell phones?
long comics about nothing apickuptruckandthedevilseyes: -Spoiler- Sherlock puts a hit counter on his blog and gets only a single viewer every time he updates. It’s John, because how else would he know exactly how many types of tobacco ash is on
what if i just redraw all the scenes in ASiB but with jawn constantly cockblocking irene that wouldn’t be obsessive would it also i was watching this scene again and thought it was kinda dumb of john to just get in the mystery car without actually
this was gonna be a platonic anniversary pic but as i sketched it they kept getting closer and closer together and then they were holding hands and then the text emerged and idgaf MARRIED HAPPY FIRST MEETING ANNIVERSARY BABIES
don’t worry, eventually the pants turned up someone somewhere in my askbox: sherlock getting aroused by john giving orders
“john move” “sher- *yawn*… sherlock i get the sink first” “i’m smarter i have priority” “i’ve got work in 30 minutes. YOU are just going to lie on the couch all day” “john it’s
i know it’s technically a reference to a past case but i like this idea better gallifreysgaybar: Sure John knows to duck when he hears “Vatican Cameos” but how did he get that way. My theory is that Sherlock wanted to come up with
an au where everyone is mrs hudson’s cats kitty donovan and andercat live in the Yard because they get into scuffs with indoor cats sherlick and paws watson mrs hudson has a meowran too but no one ever sees him this is for wentropy HEY WEN REMEMBER
so basically i have this to do list of old requests that i’m still going to do even though the joke is way past the expiration date don’t worry we’ll get through this tumblr… together…
i’m basically in love with jemaine’s face okay is this comic even legible edit: if you can’t get it to blow up via the image link then try going directly to my blog and clicking the image, high res links via dashboard don’t always
based on the BAS logo created by EmilyWasHere the cover for the mini booklet i worked on for the Bay Area Sherlockians Minicon that’s happening sunday!! i think today is the last day for tickets! you get two meals and 4 episodes of sherlock and
page 18 next>> it was really cute seeing people read this at the cons, they’d get to the previous page and be like “are they gonna make out?!” all excited then they’d go two more pages and get slightly uncomfortable
THIS IS THE BEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6822676/sherlock-blues-clues
posting the genderswap first since this was the actual response to the challenge haha btw these are all slightly unrefined since i was rushing to get through so many so some of them probably look weirder than usual lol
get in there sherlock
Baker Street Swim Club :O i wasn’t going to do this because i don’t feel the urge to cross over everything with sherlock but then someone suggested it and i couldn’t get it out of my head sorry
webmiri: imjohnlocked: baneismydivision: JUST WAIT FOR IT. Wait. FOREVER REBLOG. THIS NEVER GETS OLD. Hello, Darling! Can I tempt you with a little rigor mortis?
i got my big pillows back!! i like this size, they’re much more huggable~ i have four sets of regular sherlock/john and four of naked sherlock/john that i’ll be selling at the next con i get into, either fanime or AX~
I also made a doublesided bookmark for Breadcrumbs, which you’ll be able to get with the other extras~ This is the same John and Sherlock from the comic I did for it, meaning Sherlock is the Youth, and John is… well, you’ll see :PI
nogooseberries:who misplaced this gentle nonbinary superintelligence on the physical plane. please put him back, he is getting distressed
sherlock-the-blogger:I’M SCREAMING THIS IS THE MOST IMPORTANT AND CUTEST PHOTO TO EVER EXIST
dj-bsnow: If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple “Thank You” will suffice. None of this “How did you get in my house” business. So rude
sherlock-hannibal: This scene I swear to God:
get-sherlock-s-arse: okay kids repeat after me there are no rules on sexuality you don’t need to be sure of anything you can always be curious liking someone of a gender that you don’t prefer is fine don’t shame people for what they do or what
shitlock: cannot get over this scene the filming was so beautiful ;__;
