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Getting started on the Patreon Request for the month and I am thinking about how to best handle the requests in [the queue]…Full disclosure, this is what December looks like:1 Request written based on suggestions from ū Supporters (~4k)2-3 Flash
inkerton-kun: l3reezer: Discover Pokémon in the Real World with Pokémon GO! Get ready for an all-new Pokémon experience! Pokémon GO opens a universe of Pokémon to find, catch, trade, and battle on your iPhone or Android device! With Pokémon
virguin: how can i be ready for future when i’m not even ready to get up in the morning
nebe-chelsea: Im in a very Hobbit-y mood as of late, and seeing how classes just started and I’m allready as far along as I can get in homework, why not doodle my hobbit heart out? This just started as me wanting to draw a cute little Thorin, and
ladynorthstar: Dwalin and Thorin getting married as I love sappy things. I like to pretend in the BofA no one died, but Thorin decided to abdicate and leave the crown to Dain as he’s ashamed of how he left madness take the best of him, and is afraid
Get your head in the game, Marius
kaciart: Minu and Art had suggest Thorin getting lost on his way to the shire yet again. minumi: Thorin’s come, thinking, he’ll get Bilbo to return with him BUT— Bilbo’s got little Frodo beside him when he answers the door. Imagine what he’d
kaciart: Toll Stop - One kiss to get by.
katikin: i love this musical more than anything!! it needs more content asap so i’m trying to get a feel of how to draw them lmao…
rutobuka2: this year’s holiday card, which I sent out in the mail! but god knows when they’ll actually get to their destinations, so… the picture says it all! hope you all have a good one, folks! ♥
mellowmonsters: Ya’ll have heard of Taako in a skirt, now get ready for Magnus with a boob window shirt. Check pics for captions.
natteregn: HOLEY PAN stuff is getting real in the Adventure Zone. I just finished episode 46.
i-effed-it-all-up: my favorite thing in the universe is watching college students trying to get a broken vending machine to give them their snack one dude was caressing it and saying “shhh baby just give it to me, i swear i’l call in the morning”
trelyon: If zombies ever attack just go to Costco… they have concrete walls… years of foods and supplies… and best of all the zombies can’t get in without a Costco membership card
just-shower-thoughts: There should be a “Getting Gas” button on your GPS or iPhone so that when you are getting off the highway to get gas, it will direct you in the right direction and not yell at you to make a U turn.
risaisafox: tianamira: Day in the life: lolita Elementary school teacher. My kindergarteners could not get enough of touching me and calling me Cinderella…..the whole school made me feel special♥♥ Coord inspired by @colormelolita so beautiful
plunderpuss: tallulah99:datiek: popping-smoke: mbisthegame: oparnoshoshoi: anarchyandacupofcoffee: OK Highway Patrol Captain George Brown says the best “tip” for women to not get raped by a cop is to “follow the law in the first place so you
johneggbutt: have-a-plate-of-fuck-you-too: mousaka: YOU CAME TO THE WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD, MOTHERFUCKER THAT IS THE ANGRIEST ZEBRA I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE IT GETS FUNNIER THE MORE I WATCH IT
agoodcartoon: agoodcartoon: secotm: agoodcartoon: davidessman: His restaurant was robbed at gun point, and he was shot in the arm… b y this logic the rich dont get shot at enough How much does Randy Bish make for this, and how often does he
the-real-seebs: aerialsquid: racieb: thatfuhkinhippie: Do not plug in pls oh hi i upgraded ur ram It’s getting rid of bugs. There has been a tragic misunderstanding about what kind of web the ethernet port provides access to.
james-p-sullivan: hi yes may we please talk about the fact that sulley can pick up mike and place him in his own chair without even looking at him which means mike must get in sulleys chair so often that its become a reflex
aintnobodygotmoneyfodat: loudest noises: -dad sneezes -mom yells -trying to get a pot out of the pot cupboard -dropping the shampoo bottle in the shower -flushing the toilet at 3am in the morning -IMAX
habeshabeautymark: sugar-coated-killer: do u ever lay in bed and get really sad about ur favorite person because theyre not in the bed with u Yes
speedwag: i walked in on my 4 year old nephew sitting alone on his bed eating grapes in the dark and i didn’t even get a chance to say anything before he said “i don’t have answers”
escapetothefandom: blackandblue13: hellyeahthomassanders: Getting That Beach Body! ☀️ by Thomas Sanders (inspirational guitar music playing in the background) Thomas: My friends told me I should go on a diet to get a better beach body so…
byzantineclairvoyant: kumagawa: why white people like this, who get so upset they go roll up in the american flag and cry This picture is hilariously ironic in the fact that it breaks multiple parts of the (unenforced, but still part of the law) of
onyourtongue: theeforvendetta: guywithamohawk: boredpanda: Perfect Handwriting Examples That’ll Give You An Eyegasm Pretty sure the 4th one can get away with murder lol How in the fuck This is beautiful
hogwartsaheadcanon: beautyandthepriest: concept: instead of hedwig, Harry goes into the pet store and this little snake in the back of the store talks to him, obviously gets his attention more than the other animals, and harry feels sorry for it so
lizawithazed: get-yr-social-work-rage-on: my bf has many interesting stories and observations from his new job as a 911 operator my favorite is how meandering people are, even in the midst of a terrible emergency they respond to “what is the emergency”
cosmos-kitty: Commissions are now open! If you’re interested in commissioning me you can do so by filling in the form here and I’ll get back to you ✧ Facebook | DeviantArt | Store
jackalopemilk: speedwag: i walked in on my 4 year old nephew sitting alone on his bed eating grapes in the dark and i didn’t even get a chance to say anything before he said “i don’t have answers” #this child is too young for depression
rootaf: i’m so fucking tired. we keep dying in real life and on screen, that’s how much they hate us. we are getting murdered in our safe spaces and they don’t even let the friends of the injured donate blood. they tell trans people to pee in the
thunderwear: ohmygOD so today this kid in my school tried to go through a loop in the railing and ended up getting stuck, so they had to call the security guard, who called the principal, and he pulled the fire alarm so everyone would come outside
sizvideos: Discover Medieval Playing Cards, a fully custom hand-drawn deck with one way courts in the style of the first original playing card decks. Get more information here
s875: @yazzdonut hi I have an idea for how Mako and Jamie could meet in the highschool au !! like Jamie is the new kid, just moved from Austrailia and he starts getting picked on for being foreign/disabled/gay/trans/just plain weird/etc. and suddenly
mootecky: Lately I’ve been winning battles left and rightBut even winners can get wounded in the fight ——— this one’s payment for my sister @dani-draws-stuff she lend me her tablet the whole day cause mine keeps fucking up also because
stevonnie: stevonnie: stevonnie: if i ever get another chinchilla i will name him vinny the chin after the former mafia crime boss who once held me as a baby ok i might not have been directly in the arms of vinny the chin himself now that i think
maneki-kat: It gets funnier the earlier in the semester you reblog it
pennanpayper: *murders somebody* *hides the murder weapon in a pudding factory vat* *gets questioned by the police* Me: “The proof is in the pudding lol” Police: lol Judge: lol Inmate: lol
kitsune2022-artish: I wanted to get this done sooner, but life and whatnot was cutting into my doodling time. Going easier on Genji in this one (at least no threats of violence), but I figure he’d have to get with the program eventually. Sassy Zenyatta
maeamian: maeamian: maeamian: BTW, the high five was invented in 1977 which means your parents probably didn’t grow up with it. For real though Glenn Burke, inventor of the high five was a gay black player in the 70s, and the Dodgers tried to get
heldinhishands: young married christian blogger: Guys. I get it. Singleness is SO tough. I’ve been there! During those 6 months in 8th grade before meeting my wonderful soulmate (jared the sexiest hubby in the world :):):) ) I was so alone. It’s
ubercharge: oh y’know just chilling in pregame when this guy in allchat five seconds later it registers in the call. in undisguised horror, jing tells us, ‘oh no, we need winstons. now.’ at first i didn’t really get what he meant because as
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: the-shadow-twin: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: queeringfeministreality: SO PURE 😭😭 The pure joy on his face at Pope Baby though Look at him this has made his day :D What gets me is Mr. Serious in the last picture,
thebigcatblog: A 22-month-old female scaredy cat tiger appeared to get the shock of her young life when she encountered a dead leaf floating on a pool of water in the Bandhavgarh National Park, India. Clearly unusure about just what was approaching
turtletotem: kernezelda: Wasteful. True, and yet – the sacrifice of this one spindle of thread has provided an experience of wonder and delight for a great number of people. I appreciate your sacrifice, fluffy angel spindle of thread.
crybabytime: oK OK QUICK EXPLANATIONSO FIRST OFF THIS IS FROM THE DADS AU WHICH IS BY @undercovermcdfan WHICH BTW YALL SHOULD CHECK HER OUT bc tbh? sweet and talented individual that deserves much more praise than she gets imhobut basically in the dads
flowisaconstruct: gaymilesedgeworth: inkandinnocence: gaymilesedgeworth: zuko in the last couple episodes of season 2 is basically like when u wake up one day and you’re like “you know what!!!!!! i’m getting my life under control!!!!! i’m
icewindandboringhorror:Possibly something in the realm of a ,, “witchsona”? Not really into stuff like this since I feel like self inserting to any degree into my own universe can become Dangerous given my already unhealthy tendency to get lost in
magicschoolbuzzed: lapsuli: Can’t wait till Lapis ends up in the visor of shame :,) Bad and naughty gems get put in the visor of shame to atone for their sins
moshimochi: moshimochi: guys that post about the “richest gay couple in the world” is fake bc1.) civil unions aren’t even an option, let alone marriage for same sex couples2.) the people in the photo are from an idol groupi totally get the enthusiasm
pearl-likes-pi: “Where do you wanna get a healthy snack” (Original Vine) Guess whos back at it with the SU-ified vines at 2:30 in the morning. It’s This Girl Check out more of these here
japhers: it always helps to use reference pictures but in general here’s a quick basic process for really fast rose making if you’re pressed for time :D just remember that the petals are usually more packed in the middle and get farther apart as
overherewiththequeers: darkroot-garden: roar104: disneysmermaids: cherribalm: site that you can type in the definition of a word and get the word site for when you can only remember part of a word/its definition site that gives you words that rhyme
hellagaypokemon: loving-women-is-rad: currygoatboi: liferuining-soulsnatcher: REBLOG ESPECIALLY MY DMV FOLLOWERS I keep seeing shit about folks getting kidnapped and shit in the dmv That’s wild what the fuck?? how did you know this was a
Last night, I was listening to your audio Silent Knight. It was perfect because my mom was in the shower next to my room and you would whisper to be quiet while you fucked me. The thought of getting caught was one big turn on for me. Thank you.How dare
