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jammygummy: “Space is big. Really big. You just won’t believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is.” -Douglas Adams
daughterlover: “You can’t resist, can you Daddy. You keep saying you feel bad about cheating on Mom and how fucking your own daughter is wrong, and yet here you are again.” “Goddamn it, shut up and let me fuck you.” “LOL, of course Daddy.”
Holy fucking shit. I just found out there’s a suite in the Cinderella castle at Disneyworld and LOOK AT THIS FUCKING BATHTUB! IT’S A GODDAMN MAGICAL BATHTUB! THERE ARE FUCKING STARS ON THE CEILING! Someday, Cinderella bathtub, I will be in
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allmyswallows: She wants it deeper, goddamn it! If you ever meet a girl like this… marry her! The one girl I knew like this I let get away :-( She couldn’t take my whole cock, but she made herself gag trying. And she loved every fucking minute
coatieyay: @mcsweezy pls full res no U PLSPLSSSPLSSSSSSSSSI fucking love thisit’s so goooood
anearbyanimal: tried to finish a sketch in 30 minutes. feat. @mcsweezy ‘s nikita hot damn that’s NICE N I C Eshe looks so SOFTi love it, mango!
seenthecreppyfade: iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou: thescienceofjohnlock: taylorpotato: dave-vriska: snufflechopsplastic: bottledminx: hisa-ai: Is that so? reblogging because I fucking want it to be goddamned true Most of the time, it is true,
sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes: sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes: sleepingreader: queer-google-searches: WHY DIDNT THEY TEACH ME THAT IN SCHOOL. I HAVE AN ASSOCIATES IN SCIENCE. GODDAMN IT IT’S THE FUCKING WHAT PRO TIP, LIFE TIP I’LL KEEP
I refuse to answer any questions regarding the private blog. We have an FAQ, use it.
fulbrite:HOW TO BECOME A GODDAMN MAGICIAN1. OWN A TABLET PEN 2. PUT IT DOWN FOR TEN SECONDS 3. ABRACADABRA WHERE THE FUCK DID IT GO
I seriously hate the fact that I get so goddamn attached to certain people when I know for a fucking fact that I’ll never be anything with them or get anything from them. I get jealous when other guys have fucked them. I get mad when they decide
madamebrd: riversong01:fulbrite:HOW TO BECOME A GODDAMN MAGICIAN1. OWN A TABLET PEN2. PUT IT DOWN FOR TEN SECONDS3. ABRACADABRA WHERE THE FUCK DID IT GOnever have I laughed so hardalso works with MECH ANICA L PE NCIL S
muscleobsessive:Eduardo pumping up backstage in Argentina. Goddamn it what a fucking, massive, roided, pumped and freaky fuckstud. I’ve been yanking it to you since you were a practically a teenager and now you’re one of the biggest daddies in 212.
justanotherbandkid: flyingmonkeysarecool: newfoundseth: byyourleave: Don’t ever try to tell me this isn’t art. This is fucking art. Damn….. this is fucking amazing it turned around so goddamn fast
bacchusbear666: incest78: Go ahead, look at my cock, son, Look the fuck at it! You want to touch it, don’t you? OK. Now put your goddamn mouth on it and suck my cock. Yes. Your a cock sucking faggot. Lick my hairy nuts. You are now Daddy’s
earthtogrounders: everyone-hearts-it: earthtogrounders: I once had a girlfriend that memorized my cycle and would bring me chocolate or bath salts on the first day and it was the best 10/10 would recommend But boys don’t get periods??? lol
takes fucking forever to maximize the strength social link, but once you’ve done it the game loses all challenge. lvl 99 persona at level 55? whut? what’s even the point of playing the goddamn game anymore.
problackgirl: possumposse: u know which posts are the absolute fucking worst op: *says something feminist* other blogger, probably mra: goddamn all these feminist girls!!! stop whining!!! op: actually i am a man *50000 notes* why oh why would being
iglovequotes: Daily dose of love quotes here Let me clear up the mystery then:“Oh shit oh no oh goddamn it SHIT FUCK FUCK NO ABORT ABORT”
ereri-is-love-ereri-is-life: dggeoff: im sick and tired of fuckin frozen everywhere like “do you wanna bui-” NO BITCH I DONT WANNA BUILD NO MOTHERFUCKIN SNOWMAN ITS FUCKING SUMMER THIS SHIT CAME OUT IN GODDAMN NOVEMBER STOP FUCKING SHOVING IT DOWN
loregasmic: iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou: thescienceofjohnlock: taylorpotato: dave-vriska: snufflechopsplastic: bottledminx: hisa-ai: Is that so? reblogging because I fucking want it to be goddamned true Most of the time, it is true, because
opti-fucking-mism: WAY TO GO MAN YOU MADE IT THROUGH ANOTHER GODDAMED YEAR YOU FUCKING DID IT YOUR STILL HERE TRUCKING ALONG DESPITE ALL THAT CRAP THAT GOT YOU DOWN AND I AM SO DARN PROUD OF YOU WAY TO GO MAN WAY TO GODDAMN GO
Don’t fuck with me AMC. Don’t fuck with me. He better not die. Don’t fucking fuck with me. Goddamn it Rick. Oh my god.
riversong01: fulbrite: HOW TO BECOME A GODDAMN MAGICIAN 1. OWN A TABLET PEN 2. PUT IT DOWN FOR TEN SECONDS 3. ABRACADABRA WHERE THE FUCK DID IT GO never have I laughed so hard
fulllblownrose: It’s too hot *opens window* in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses.
I would rather fall in love with a vegan.
rebel-timelord: sixpenceee: Private Internet Access, a VPN provider, takes out a full page ad in The New York Time calling out 50 senators. Every. Goddamn. One. Is. A. Fucking. Republican. It’s too late, btw. They already did it. Fuck. Them.
14 hours later and I have a massive hickey/bite mark on my neck. A faint handprint on my ass. And my nipples are still hurting and super sensitive. It was a good goddamn night. So much pain 🤤🤤🤤
fulbrite:HOW TO BECOME A GODDAMN MAGICIAN1. OWN A TABLET PEN2. PUT IT DOWN FOR TEN SECONDS3. ABRACADABRA WHERE THE FUCK DID IT GO
asamisboobs: turtleduckdate: asamisboobs: sato-mobile: asamisboobs: Can someone make fanart of that Musclesami fanart? the proposal how about a fanfic to go with this magnificent piece somebody did it and i’m bawling I can’t believe this
tsuritamathursdays: homucchi: that reminds me tsuritama is almost a year old tsuritama is almost a YEAR old ALMOST A YEAR A YEAR A FUCKING YEAR GODDAMN IT May 17th I’ll have been running this blog for a whole fucking year AGH
professorfangirl: bottledminx: hisa-ai: Is that so? reblogging because I fucking want it to be goddamned true You’d best fucking believe that shit.
dave-vriska: snufflechopsplastic: bottledminx: hisa-ai: Is that so? reblogging because I fucking want it to be goddamned true Most of the time, it is true, because swear words are stored in the ‘emotions area’ of the brain, rather than the
fulbrite: HOW TO BECOME A GODDAMN MAGICIAN 1. OWN A TABLET PEN 2. PUT IT DOWN FOR TEN SECONDS 3. ABRACADABRA WHERE THE FUCK DID IT GO
riversong01:fulbrite:HOW TO BECOME A GODDAMN MAGICIAN1. OWN A TABLET PEN2. PUT IT DOWN FOR TEN SECONDS3. ABRACADABRA WHERE THE FUCK DID IT GOnever have I laughed so hard
officialhungboys: hunglondonertop: poz4chasers: toxicbreeding: VERBAL POZ FUCKING. TURN IT UP. LISTEN TO IT AND WATCH HOW YOU POZ UP. “Goddamn. Fuck me with that POZ dick. Yeah, infect me stud. I’ll get AIDS. That’s what I need. Take my neg
I’m beyond fucking furious about the pipeline. I went all the way to North Dakota to stand with the Sioux to stop this and now with a stroke of his pen, Trump’s undone it all. Fuck I’m so goddamned angry.
book-sexual: iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou: thescienceofjohnlock: taylorpotato: dave-vriska: snufflechopsplastic: bottledminx: hisa-ai: Is that so? reblogging because I fucking want it to be goddamned true Most of the time, it is true, because
YOU KNOW WHAT FUCKING DAY IT IS ASSWIPE? IT'S MOTHERFUCKING WOMEN'S DAY. YOU HEARD ME RIGHT. ITS GODDAMN INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY. IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT RACE OR SEXUAL ORIENTATION YOU ARE. IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT BODY TYPE YOU HAVE OR IF YOU ARE ABLED
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redversaillesrose: we fucking get it guys. you can count backwards. now can you just stop it? Goddamn it you already have our souls, is it necesary to stomp on our harts with your motherfucking platform leather boots too? ok. versailles versailles,
peppylilspitfuck: iridescentgreen: ask-an-mra-anything: schlurb: they’re here watch out someone might throw a little brick at your big fucking goddamned mother fucking tank Why do the police need an MRAP. Why would police EVER need an MRAP? It’s
jackdanielsdoll: her-ghost-story: jackdanielsdoll: her-ghost-story: jackdanielsdoll: had a great night last night :3 is thus about me lol no when you fell asleep i snuck out and went to a party and fucked Chris Hemsworth. goddamn it i fucking
so I’m bored at home because my soccer practice got cancelled and I was looking at shoes to wear for this weekend and then I saw these and I haven’t even fucking worn them anywhere yet because WHERE WOULD I WEAR THESE SHOES and it made me
