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HOLY FUCK that was amazing. Got me rock hard. Love how vocal the guy is… not so much her. To the girl: why the fuck are you moaning all loud!? Fish, I tell ya. Beautiful pegging, though! spertn: She’s awesome. Pegging done right!
adventuresinstorybrooke: the-spooky-fish: iron-imperialist: thebest-memes: “No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fucked up this bad” I don’t think we have a word in English for how fired this guy is. He doesn’t have
definitelyamadmanwithabox: chelsxee: eternamentegrasso: That is a mother fucking eel. Eating a motherfucking puffer fish. Damn ocean, you weird. reason 34850347634834753 why i stay the fuck out of the ocean. Yeah fuck that shit.
banasmagiccastle: teacupballerina: skunky2: runicbasso: usfallenkings: Butterflies scavenging dead fish And you just thought they were all nectar, flowers, and sugary bits, didn’t you? WELL FUCK ALL YOUR WORLDVIEWS. LOOK AT THIS. Well Butterflies
sp4cec4det: pro tip: if your dad thing ever makes you stay in the house fuck shit up. turn human. fuck with his potions. let all the fucking ocean creatures into your house. turn your sisters into large golden fish. you’re five
kpopkathyy: niel-seoularts: teentopconfessions: ☑ Ha.. haha.. ha.. Who’s Neil, though. And why is he in the Teen Top confessions? who the hell? no. you’re not an angel if you hate the fish. Fucking Rude -_-) Like Kathy said ‘Ur not
pastel-crow: mintyfreshkid: hardwareporn: Mineral oil PC Oh my fucking god When you gotta keep your system cool enough to play miencraft PUT FISH IN IT PUT FISH IN IT PUT FISH IN IT PUT
hitmeupscotty: sushinfood: tangeledinthegreatescape: Twinkle twinkle little slut Name a guy you haven’t fucked. Was he skinny? Was he tall? Nevermind you did them all. Twinkle twinkle little bitch Close your legs it smells like fish. Twinkle
swarnpert: swarnpert: go fish but instead of saying go fish you say go fuck yourself “got any 3s?” “go fuck yourself”
booraloora: teacupballerina: skunky2: runicbasso: usfallenkings: Butterflies scavenging dead fish And you just thought they were all nectar, flowers, and sugary bits, didn’t you? WELL FUCK ALL YOUR WORLDVIEWS. LOOK AT THIS. Well Butterflies
manywinged:manywinged:my favorite thing about sushi is when they give you a little soy sauce bottle shaped like a fish. they just give you a little guy with your meal for free. fuck mcdonald’s happy meal toys this is the real shit
thatweridointheback112: sushinfood: tangeledinthegreatescape: Twinkle twinkle little slut Name a guy you haven’t fucked. Was he skinny? Was he tall? Nevermind you did them all. Twinkle twinkle little bitch Close your legs it smells like fish.
just-shower-thoughts: Imagine going to a restaurant, ordering a burger, and when you take a bite a huge metal spike stabs you in the cheek and drags you into outer space. Being a fish must be terrifying as fuck.
ouendanl: akiyamafucker: ouendanl: ouendanl: ouendanl: ouendanl: im thinking about that godforsaken fishing pyramid again what the Fuck why is there a hotel inside of it. This Is Bullshit thats fucked up. thats fucking me up. if you go in there
ambientnightfall: the-top-hat-anon: i-am-a-fish: tonakings: i-am-a-fish: tonakings: i-am-a-fish: comfy FISH NO ..but comfy FISH PLEASE YOU COULD GET HURT s sleeby…. Put those fucking sticks down
sexy-uredoinitright: AWWWW….. that bear basically gives no fucks. he pulled that thing out of the water, saw it was a bird, and basically said, “you’re not a fish? fuck this!” and just meandered away like he’d just wasted 2
findingschmomo: I JUST FUCKING REALIZED HARUKA IS BAITING MAKOTO’S FISHING ROD CAUSE THE DORK IS TOO FRICKEN SQUEAMISH TO DO IT HIMSELF LOOK HE CANT EVEN LOOK AT IT HES GOT HIS EYES SQUEEZED SHUT MAKOTO YOU’RE A FUCKING KILLER WHALE GOD DAMN IT
acquaintedwithrask: pinkcheesegreenghost: antisleep: prbrooke: antisleep: children of color deserve better White is a color, so is blue, red or even green. you sound like fucking dr suess with your one fish two fish red fish blue fish ass Why
dorkassbaby: y the fUCK is there a puffer fish emoji like…..all the animals on this planet on this earth on the land in the ocean and in the skies and apple nerds decided “we gon make a fuckin puffer fish emoji” i mean cool do you but…..why
metrobussy: bile43: Honestly? I don’t remember what this book was about I just remember that it went off bruh it was about privilege and proper use of it - you got yo homey rainbow fish ridin fly as fuck on the reef like ay wsup i’m rainbow fish
tazaryooot:pro tip: if your dad thing ever makes you stay in the house fuck shit up. turn human. fuck with his potions. let all the fucking ocean creatures into your house. turn your sisters into large golden fish. you’re five
skekoa: definitelyamadmanwithabox: chelsxee: eternamentegrasso: That is a mother fucking eel. Eating a motherfucking puffer fish. Damn ocean, you weird. reason 34850347634834753 why i stay the fuck out of the ocean. Yeah fuck that shit.
fireb0y: Okay but pictures of fish getting caught by ospreys are fucking HILARIOUS “AAAAHHHHHH” “Bro wtf” “Yooooooooooooo wtf is you doin???” And my personal favorite: “Bitch imma bite your ass until you put me the fuck down”
i-am-a-fish: i-am-a-fish: i-am-a-fish: Santa Claus is Santa Claus is gonna FUCK Santa Claus is gonna bring you some fucking presents this christmas.
pukicho: sappingmyscenttree: pukicho: Jelly fish just do their own fuckass thing cut out all your nerves and chuck them in the sea and see how fucking productive it becomes what do you want them to do, fucking taxes? You mistake my comment for
i-am-a-fish: lackluster-friend-next-door: i-am-a-fish: im traveling 69 mph on a highway to bad decision town baby!!!! Are you wearing your seatbelt? of course i am you donut i would never fuck around with driving safety!!!!
sexygaywizard:For 27 Day Muscle Gain Challenge…If you want to become a BULL you eat POT OF DIRTY WATER WITH WHOLE RAW FISH AND HALF A LEMONIf you want to become DOG you eat FUCKED UP HOT DOG WITH POORLY APPLIED MUSTARDIf you want to become GORILLA
i-am-a-fish: ponylover35: i-am-a-fish: southwardfiend: i-am-a-fish: graniterock342: i-am-a-fish: yeehaw? Get on my level howdy stranger, tell me, why on earth would I go all the way down there? Ex-fucking-scuse me you’re excused, pardner.
i-am-a-fish: you deserve love!! im gonna say a swear word in this post so please scroll past if that’s too much for you ok here goes you deserve some fucking love!!!!!
i-am-a-fish:caneer-deactivated20191121:i-am-a-fish:stay hydrated or else you’re not my fucking dadnot yet
kohichapeau: findingschmomo: I JUST FUCKING REALIZED HARUKA IS BAITING MAKOTO’S FISHING ROD CAUSE THE DORK IS TOO FRICKEN SQUEAMISH TO DO IT HIMSELF LOOK HE CANT EVEN LOOK AT IT HES GOT HIS EYES SQUEEZED SHUT MAKOTO YOU’RE A FUCKING KILLER WHALE
transselkie: damaramegido: i-am-a-fish: everytime I stay at a hotel I take a bite out of the soap bar to confuse the cleaning staff hey op real quick what the Actual fuck Hey op you do realize that by actually biting a chunk of fucking soap you
shuttster: woad-king-darius: adventuresinstorybrooke: the-spooky-fish: iron-imperialist: thebest-memes: “No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fucked up this bad” I don’t think we have a word in English for how fired
cumdumpwhore86: theyarestupidcunts: I cant even express how important it is for a cunt to be able to deep throat cock completely. If you cant you are literally fucking worthless. You are like a fish who cant swim. Why the fuck do you exist. I agree.
redwhiteandbunkergear: Why don’t people, mainly fucking chicks, understand that when I want to go fishing that no I don’t want to bring you. No this is not talk my fucking ear off gossip hour. Like seriously shut the fuck up and fish. You don’t
i-am-a-fish: creamed-toast: i-am-a-fish: isn’t it past your fucking BEDTIME? Fuck off if I want to stay up past 3 in the a.m. looking at Transformers™ porn then goddammit I will. you know what? that’s valid. I’m sorry for interrupting.
