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“My God, honey…look at how big the head of his cock is! It’s as big as a fucking apple!” “Do you think you can take that?” I asked a little worried. “Fuck yea! I need to feel this thing inside me.” And
lil-mizz-jay: Okay This is the most fucking real scene in MLP history Applejack getting pissed off at a pony who thinks Strawberries are better than Apples, and is being a total smart ass about it “YOU’D BETTER APOLOGIZE” “Oh, I’m sorry.. That
filthypornblog: norcasys: scarletslutmolly: An apple a day… Will get you fucked every which way…. SUBMISSIONS WELCOMEKIK ME GAZZAING2 …. I’M A GUY
Peach instead of apple this timeThanks for the submission Berrymaybe, still one of my favourite cunts. So fucking huge and loose. Mouth watering… your cunt, not the peach. I want to stick my whole face in your cunt and lick you out.
omg… Tony… ….Is… is this a universe sim? A universe creation sim? If one of the last things you do is make an apple pie from scratch, this will be the best fucking game ever. EDIT: Omg… OMG IT IS. THE VIDEO JUST GAVE
#what the fuck do you think apple pies are made of oh my god, dean, honey #at least you’re pretty
negritaaa: #drake#he’s like a fucking soccer dad and i love it#he’s probably got apple juices and orange slices stashed away#you know he took the whole team out for ice cream afterwards#win or lose#because they tried#and that’s all that drake cares
theglitteringthong: theglitteringthong: When you finally find the name of the song thats been stuck in your head Do you little fucks know how long it took me to find this image I had to look up seductive apples my family is questioning my mental
afternoonsnoozebutton: can you imagine how annoying it must be to be the Apple store employee who has to change back all the desktop backgrounds like oh look some asshole made them all nicholas cage third fucking time this week
redamancer: i hate tumblr’s (and fuckin society’s) obsession with being ‘intellectual’ and fuck that ‘date a girl who reads’ thing if you fall in love with a girl who drinks jack like apple juice and likes cutting down trees and getting into
tagdavid:kassiinovaa:faithcomeshope: thecakebar: Apple Pie Fries Tutorial {click link for FULL recipe & tutorial} Ahhh! shut the fuck up….making these… Oh no, this is turning me on…STOP IT! XDXD let the horniness flow through you
hustlerose:idk how anyone wears airpods. apple earbuds are already rigged to fall out of your ears if you turn your head 0.3 degrees. how the fuck are you supposed to go jogging or whatever without dropping them on the sidewalk and watching them scatter
snazziest: Siri find me some self confidence
aces-to-apples: psycoticobsessedfannibal: chamomile-crow: bill nye has fucking snapped. if you say the words “chinese hoax” he’ll personally teleport to your location, set you on fire, and tell you that “oh no boo hoo you can’t stop being
sweetheartpleasestay: communistbakery: yolonists: i’m in love with the new apple bathbomb by lush! <3 imagine being this rich this shit is fucking annoying as fuck why the fuck are you damaging things that cost hundreds of dollars that most
adurot:conspicuouslad:tastefullyoffensive:Leaked Upcoming iPhone Designs (via dragon5n60)They really are getting rid of the button, thoughI… I can’t tell if you’re serious. That frightens me.Yyyeah fuck Apple >> All the more reason I’m happy
anxioussailorsoldier: link: whoa time out ganon, you almost got me there. let me just- *eats 22 apples, a whole roast chicken, and two seafood platters one after the other* link: *burp* ok lets go ganon: what the fuck
redamancer: i hate tumblr’s (and fuckin society’s) obsession with being ‘intellectual’ doesn’t always mean smart and fuck that ‘date a girl who reads’ thing if you fall in love with a girl who drinks jack like apple juice and likes cutting
none-of-the-cabs-would-take-me: #what the fuck do you think apple pies are made of oh my god, dean, honey #at least you’re pretty AT LEAST YOU’RE PRETTY
sh4ku: MY STEPDAD JUST STARTED CRYING AND I ASKED WHY AND HE SAID “BECAUSEI WANTED TO WEAR MY APPLE BOTTOM JEANS” AND I GAVE HIM A CONFUSED LOOK??? AND??HE YELLED “BUT I CAN’T FIND MY BOOTS WITH THE FUR” SO FUCKING DNOE WITH YOU
mielparaoshun: braedroll: cupidslover: braedroll: braedroll:henny and applejuice is really such a genius mix ANd i got some popeyes BITCH! Nigggggaaaaaa. WHAT. Listen! Henny and apple juice is one sure way to get you fucked up bc you don’t even
titenoute: theglitteringthong: theglitteringthong: When you finally find the name of the song thats been stuck in your head Do you little fucks know how long it took me to find this image I had to look up seductive apples my family is questioning
londoin: do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why I had a crush like that this year. It was this short awkward girl named Ellie. She was making fucking apple
kibblesundbitches: in other news I just want those of you who support friends with EDs or just random people you know that have EDs and like accept that sometimes a banana or a bite of an apple is a huge fucking deal and provide support and praise and
the-doctor-to-my-tardis: fembleton: #what the fuck do you think apple pies are made of oh my god, dean, honey #at least you’re pretty laughing so hard my ribs hurt SOMEBODY SHOW THAT TO MISHA PLEASE AT LEAST YOU’RE PRETTY
aerostatanomaly: thedruff: equiuszahhak: are you fuckngi bad apple in minesweeper [2:07:03 AM] Brian Valera: Are You Fucking Kidding Me[2:07:07 AM] Brian Valera: like are you for real[2:08:27 AM] Brian Valera: why don’t you use flash or pencil and
tres-apples: pomp-adourable: sailorp00n: earthmoth: youngparis: Cocoon and Evolved Metallic Mechanitis Butterfly Chrysalis from Costa Rica I wanna be reincarnated into this butterfly after I pass. Like holy fuck. nutuh… Y…You’re fucking
foxsgallery: trilllizard420: Apple products are fucking terrible, overpriced, underpowered, choked by proprietary technology that Apple keeps a monopoly on with an iron fist, has errors that they make intentional efforts to obfuscate and charge you
snowqueenvictor: yandere-love-love-love: sweetened-apples: yandere-love-love-love: I found out you can italicise emojis and I’m so fucking scared 😦 what the FUCK does it MEAN 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔😰😰😰😰😰😰 SOMEONE HELP HIM!
higgzorz:anarchistfrogposting:narichem-deactivated20210419:anarchistfrogposting:carcinisationIt’s crab apple you dumb stupid piece of slut whore shit. You fucking braindead nobody cock sock mother fucker. You fucking missed the opportunity to make
geekandmisandry: troy-and-abed-now-on-tummmmblr: the-apples-were-monitored: wangpatang: “your generation is obsessed with instant gratification” mom you freak the fuck out and stomp out of a restaurant when you wait more than 15 minutes for your
serpentineplanesjumper: spookjam: serpentineplanesjumper: APPLES NO FUCKING POOP YOU STUPID SHIT APPLES IS FRUIT.
suspu: if you still say ‘it’s adam and eve, not adam and steve’ as an argument against gay marriage you need to adam and leave Maybe Adam and Steve wouldn’t have fucked all of humanity by eating an apple. Just maybe…
dominantandkinky: saythankyoumaster: She tends to get very vocal as I’m fucking the shit out of her holes. So I have to shut her up. You said you wanted some sweetness today. How do you like them apples baby?
snugglycal: Let’s just talk about his fucking perfect dimple and his perfect eyebrows and his perfect blue eyes and his perfect hair and his adAMS APPLE AND THAT FUCKING EXPOSED CHEST LIKE MY GOD LET ME KISS YOU
bakrua: bewbin: Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left I fucking
mind-invasi0n replied to your post: Keep updating the iPhone all you want Apple but… Actually you have an original Snake game somewhere on App Store :) Nokia didn’t make me pay 99c for it 10 years ago, I’ll be fucked if I’m
perkachow: tinderventure: Strong opinions about his apples You wouldn’t mock him if you’d tasted the fucking abomination that is “red delicious”.
chrysanthemumpink:pizza-and-ramen:red-mercer:possum-adjacent:dankmemeuniversity:go girl give us nothingIf you’re buying Apple shit in the 2020s you totally deserve the ripoff that you getThe fucking option that includes an Ethernet port just puts it
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