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cock straight to the stomach? that can’t have been drawn with a straight face.
Due to "lack of room", NYC Police Officers, Port Authority Police Officers and FDNY Firefighters are not "invited" to the 10th anniversary of 9/11 at Ground Zero. Funny- they weren't invited on that day in 2001, either. They just "showed up" and became
(M) I’m afraid I would break that fucking bell…
forsty: and in that moment we were all gollum
elsunami: HOLLY SHIT!!!!! that shit is disgusting…FUCK FAKE BOOTY BITCHES…
That awkward moment when it looks like you're tongue fucking your coffee cup because it spilled everywhere.
That Amazing Moment When You Finish All Your Homework & You Can Finally Do Whatever The Fuck You Want!
acquiesce-cronabunny: sinkinlikestones: moriartygodofmischief: This duck is a fucking genius Women understand women and they hate each other. That last one is the best. I’m not even kidding.
scotchduet: heyfrankie: i know everyone is reblogging this because it’s dramatic but seriously who sets up a fucking high speed camera just to watch their cat jump HOW EXPENSIVE ARE HIGH SPEED CAMERAS? THAT THING SHOOTS LIKE A BAZILLION FRAMES PER
kokujoman: run-far-away-from-me: fresh-fucking-pot: And that day… I fell in love with him. to make the kindest guy in rock angry you must be a very bad person i was playing Guitar Hero: World Tour as a full band and “Everlong" was the
When I first loaded Efuked, I wasn’t quite sure what this site was all about, then after reading a few of the video descriptions, I quickly realised that this site is full of movieclips of porn outtakes and generally fucked up stuff! When you click
She is so hot that she’ll even fuck herself …
femme-enchanteur: germanyisgay: teenscoolest: OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING It keeps getting funnier Oh fuck, this is the greatest thing that I have ever seen. I seriously can’t even think about it without starting to laugh again.
Ya… that so fucking works for me. Amen.
The only planking pic I ever enjoyed. I mean… who the fuck is gonna beat that? Ha, you lame teeny boppers got NOTHIN’ on this guy. NOTHIN’. XD
lmao…. This literally just made me snort an Arizona drink out my nice and give a great booming laugh so loud that my roomy jumped half a mile in the hallway. Nice. ^_^
………………. that’s fucking hilarious! XD
If that’s the case I’m fucking IMMUNE to prostate cancer…..
…. that is a hugely fucking good point.
…. where the fuck are my royalties? I swear to the Gods I see so many tshirts that HAVE to be based on me….
lmao That is so fucking apt it hurts.
lmao And the Darwin Award goes toooooo…. I hope that fucker hasn’t bred…
True. People assume that if you’re a genius with an ridiculous IQ… life is easier or something? Well its not… yer fucking dumb for thinking so. ^_^
lol That’d be fucking scary. Dont even joke.
I dont usually post pet memes… but the fucking caption is SO right on for that dog face…. =O
SUCH bad advice. NEVER punch someone in the throat in a fight. Ever. Do you know how easy it is to kill someone doing that? Fuck man, you cant be killing people every time you get in a fight, you’ll go to jail for sure.
lmao…… That would make me fucking NERVOUS….
Wow… that is actually a good mother fucking, cunt licking, point…
lol… Fuck how hot she is… I’d date her for that brain alone… <3
lol A lot of things were a crazy idea when they started out. Like clamato. "Hey… lets take clam liquid… and mix it with tomato juice… worth a shot right?“ Thats fucked up.
…….. That kid on the end really isn’t fucking sure he wants to do this…
MAN… that would be a GOOD FUCKING DAY.
Hahahahahaha! I fucking love shit that points out ridiculousness and hypocrisy SO much. <3
=O That is so fucking cruel.
…. that’s a fucking udder joke waiting to happen right there. *cock twitch*
lmao…. That is SO fucking sad…
…. like honestly though… I never post shit like this… but I mean… COME ON. Strictly on the basis of timing/pun value… that was fucking epic.
Ya… that looks about right…
Right? And theres still that one lame fucker… who catches nothing but six magikarp… get a fucking clue man. =_=
Women dont want to understand that, since they’re all giant sexists. =_= Thanks for trying though poster.
lmao… Took me like 30 seconds to understand why this was evil… I really don’t eat candy… does it fucking matter that much??? Hahahah.
… thats some ninja fucking shit right there.
Well thats just fucking rad.
lmao… Women fucking do that to me all the time.
Well that’s just fucking genius.
Hahahaha… that would fucking SUCK.
lol Thats fucking hardcore Dad.
…… That escalated quickly.
What… someone thought that WOULDN’T fucking work? lol
….. Ya. I see the pattern. The vast majority of the high paying positions in this company are occupied by women… fucking sexist. =_= Where’s male equality? Oh right…. thats only for women.
lol…. That would turn me the fuck off.
YA ITS NOT THAT FUCKING COMPLICATED LADIES, STOP BEING SELF CENTERED. Ahem… Im fine.
Ohhh that is fucking EVILLLL
fuck all that yolo bullshit ooyl ftw. that is all :)
ligeiareborn: thetalkingpoltergeist: gr4c3: i want a spontaneous friend that would just turn up at my house and be like we’re going out and we’d go on little adventures and stuff and they’d plan cute days out, life atm is so fucking boring I’m
seanchaidh101: thatdarnbat: jenfold: Because the gifs can’t do justice to the insanely funny horror that is Mr Blobby on the Big Fat Quiz of the 90s. I seriously cannot handle this. I died laughing.
prettyboyshyflizzy: Fuck They ain’t have to do niles like that lmao
roxyserotica: Haha. I read that in the Queens English. That is quite amusing x Indeed. I shall endeavour to becuddle my dear belle on the morrow, perchance for a bit of merry fucking after tea.
Fuck you tumblr, your trying to convince me the world is flat now? I’d try to be funny but I’m just mad. I’d rather see a billion of your ads that are essentially shit posts but spreading honest to god misinformation is not a good look.
