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teenwallflower: omg it’s me and shock fucking horror, i kinda like this Perfection.
Oh my FUCKING God.
z3y: clivey: flawless bitch is FLAWLESS Clivey you’re the most perfect ever Shut the fuck up you’re both flawless in every way.
personauser: ” Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? “ I almost fucking died. Hi your blog is stunning. :)
Every time someone uses "your" instead of "you're", I will kill a newborn.
I wish I didn't exist.
Yeah I deleted the other picture because I looked fucking horrible In other news. I’m going to go drink by myself now so I’m not completely social retarded when I go meet everyone. Have a great night everyone x
xxx
You know it's the 21st century when everyone dresses like a fucking asshole.
Everyone needs to shut the fuck up about Valentine's Day and realize that next Tuesday is Pancake Day.
I'd fuck the person I reblogged this from
Just scrolled through my timeline on Facebook and deleted anything embarrassing from the past 3 years. Fucking hell, if only I had the ability to go back in time and beat the shit out of myself in 2009...If only.
I think it’s actually really funny the way most of us black and white bloggers are mentally fucked up while everyone else sits there blogging cats and food. Lulz.
So I had to go to mass today because it’s my uncle’s anniversary and our family are like the least religious group of people. It was like a fucking game of musical chairs trying to figure out whether to stand, kneel or sit omg.
Oh my God I’m not particularly happy about being single either but no one fucking cares that you want ‘cuddles’. Go embrace the existence of porn like everyone else.
Life is shit, but not permanent. We may as well get the fuck on with it.
Ngl if I was attractive enough to be a slut I’d fuck everyone ever.
I’m stressed fuck this I’m getting my tongue pierced.
Guess who just graduated from second level education. Fuck. Yes.
Wow the whole country just got fucking dicked on in our English exam, 7 people in our exam hall started crying because that exam was so hard.
omfg Sylvia Plath is fucking hilarious
I don’t understand people that send Anonymous hate. Like if you disagree with someone grow a sack and don’t hide behind an Anonymous button. If someone sent me legit hate I’d be like fuck off but I’d probably respect them for doing
I have never seen Damien Rice live and I’ve always wanted to and now I get to actually meet him I can’t fucking believe this oh my God.
amkos replied to your post: amkos replied to your post: so hes a fuck… Next week promise. I just don’t know what day yet You have my number so text me xox
If you have a ‘Tumblr goal’ you need to sit the fuck back down and re-evaluate your aspirations.
This new Facebook chat thing is actually the worst. Now people actually know that I’m ignoring them for fuck sake like
Bought my Bon Iver ticket fuck YES.
I literally am fucking Mother Teresa. I walked to a club in the rain and CARRIED my friend out of the bathroom because she was getting sick and then brought her home in a taxi, paid for it, then paid for a taxi BACK into town and made sure my other friend
Going out in like 2 hours then I’m going to Spain with 20 of my friends for a week motherfuckers, unfollow me now because I will not be blogging. HELLO SUMMER, YOU TOOK YOUR FUCKING TIME.
how the fuck are some people so attractive how does dna do that why doesn’t mine do that how do i make it do that what’s the html code where’s the youtube tutorial
If I was a girl I would literally be the biggest fucking slut ever. No shame.
I used to be such a good little boy omg when did I start chain smoking doing drugs and fucking men what even happened
Forever my favourite black and white blog, thank fuck you remade.
EX’S BE FUCKING CRAZY MAN. JESUS.
I want to get fucked off cheap wine with someone listening to good music passing a cigarette to each other lying on the floor.
dysthyme: omfg No idea what the fuck you’re fangirling over because your blog is better than mine. Also I love your URL
My friends are literally fucking retarded, this is how one of them tried to cook soup.
The fucking EFFORT of having a doctors appointment at half 9 tomorrow morning. I’m still going to be drunk. What even is half 9? That’s not even a time, that’s too early to exist.
I hate when people you know in real life know your URL and its like where the fuck are we supposed to go to bitch about you all? MySpace?
First day of college tomorrow. So fucking excited.
I’ve been waiting 6 long years for third level education to start. Tears of fucking joy I’m so excited to start college.
I always make deep text posts and then have to delete them like 5 minutes later because so many of my friends know my URL fucking FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS
Seriously want to be this girls friend, really fucking awesome what she’s doing.
Omg guys once I got absolutely fucked off a big bottle of smirnoff ice when I was like 15 this is inexcusable but I thought you’d all enjoy this information
broccolibum replied to your photo: Omg guys once I got absolutely fucked off a big… Are you crying in this photo? No I think I’m like properly asleep. Like, out cold from a bottle of SMIRNOFF ICE.
Losing someone you care about fucking sucks man.
Eh my mum just came home with an iPhone 5 and was like look at this it’s cool WHO THE FUCK GAVE THIS BASIC BITCH AN IPHONE 5 YESTERDAY SHE REFERRED TO HER IPAD AS A MACBOOK YOU’RE NOT WORTHY PEASANT
Want.
The guy I’m seeing has never seen Spirited Away and when I told him to watch Grave of the Fireflies he said ‘it’s a fucking cartoon' bye
♥Sweet Milk♥
mind-invasi0n replied to your post: Keep updating the iPhone all you want Apple but… Actually you have an original Snake game somewhere on App Store :) Nokia didn’t make me pay 99c for it 10 years ago, I’ll be fucked if I’m
amblus replied to your post: eye color? :-D dude you’re fucking thin I’m slightly underweight, I have a naturally lean build. Probably because I train for water polo like 4 times a week and have a healthy diet.
564% fucking DONE omFG
We’re singing Love on Top in Vocals class and it’s like fucking hard enough without the FOUR KEY CHANGES BEYONCE WHY. WHY.
The extent to which I identify with the lyrics of most Okkervil River songs is actually fucking scary.
I have my first gig tonight I’m so fucking excited.
Today has been fucking awful but realistically lads things couldn’t really get any worse so I believe it is time to get absolutely wasted by myself and watch Studio Ghibli movies.
Seriously though follow Aisling, the makeup she did today for the photoshoot was fucking incredible. I am excite to see the pictures that weren’t taken on a phone.
So #MistakesBoysMake is trending on Twitter and I was looking through it laughing at most of them. It’s basically 99% white girls complaining about absolute fuck all and then this one tweet
