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Mr. Newsman - Maximo Shut the fuck up Bowmore and let me tell you about motherfucking Maximo. I tried playing this piece of shit with my Best Friend, now this guy had beaten the shit out of the game, but when I was trying to get him to help me with it
fantasticsteve: phoenicis-nido: riordam: Cough basalisk cough fifteen fucking feet AND 2,502 POUNDS ARE YOU SHITTING ME what if he was friendly and carried his friends on his back you know his name not his story
friendly-mutant: dubiousruffian: I’ll 👏 ship 👏 whatever 👏 the 👏 fuck 👏 I 👏 want 👏 thanks Actually 👏 many 👏 postal 👏 services👏 have 👏 rules 👏 and 👏 regulations 👏 on 👏 what 👏 you 👏 can 👏 and
crowtrees: cups-of-tea-and-history: magnificenttragedysandwich: thursjournal: hopesploder: i literally procrastinate talking to my friends like it hits me “oh shit i havent talked to that friend in a while” and im like “yeah ill have to do that
lileiv: ! Patches, a recent art, and a few other things are 30% off on my Etsy right now till the end of the month! - (sizable stuff I can only ship to the UK, patches and things i can probably post anyware, msg me if you’re outside the uk and wanna
lovejustalittlebitharder: friendly reminder that if i have ever befriended you and have not spoken to you in a while it’s nothing you’ve done wrong it’s just because i’m a piece of shit at keeping in contact with people and i still love you okay
Stop telling your Black friends about the antiblack shit your friends and family say and do if you never plan on checking them.. and even then.. chill the fuck out. We are not diaries or a void you can unleash your guilt filled anecdotes into.
catee: do you ever look at your friends and you are like “Holy shIT YOU ARE SO CUTE AND I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I AM SO GLAD aND lUCKY WE R FRIENDS HOLY CRAp”
wontongod it is truly the quickest way to find out who’s trash and who isn't
friend-called-boxcar:While I do think punk should be offensive, I think a lot of ‘punx’ take it the wrong way. That doesn’t mean just be a dick to queer kids and kids new to the scene and shit. It’s supposed to offend those in power. Those with
my friends and I used to throw these at eachother in our 6th grade classes
robespierrre: gigolas grumps (credit: that wrestlemania ep in my modern au they just play video games and avoid math homework(gimli jots down poetry when legolas isnt looking
cityswinger: I DID A THING (full view bc tumblr resizing is balls and Detail went into this. more than i usually do anyway)feat. my character The Id and neasura’s character Ee. they are mage trash and i love them both. PUT YOU EYE BALLZ ALL OVER THIS
soundlyawake: catsareassholes: this is the laziest fucking gang I’ve ever seen oh my fucking shit i thought they were dead
i just found out yesterday that i guy i went to school with was ambushed and murdered in mexico….turns out he has a little girl… and today is valentine’s day…its depressing i know i wasn’t friends with him but i did talk
Welcome to The Friend Zone
vvebkinz: peer pressure your friends into following me
lnnea: i don’t like people but i want more friends
whishaws: friendly reminder that freedom of speech does not mean freedom from the consequences of your speech (✿◠‿◠)
[AGGRESSIVELY EMBRACES INTERNET FRIENDS]
wckrspgt: reasons i should be your friend: my hands are soft i think because people tell me i probably have a soft face too i am willing to play with your hair platonically whenever i eat french fries you can have some YOU DONT EVEN NEED TO ASK YOU
hussieserection: do you have those friends that you know you’re going to fuck agaisnt a wall one day
greatwhiteprivilege: don’t pretend to like me if you don’t don’t pretend to be my friend if you don’t like me don’t pretend you miss me if you don’t don’t don’t don’t
kurosu: having trouble getting into the holiday spirit this year? a little tired of your usual christmas music? FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT THERE IS AN ENTIRE RECORDED ALBUM OF YAOI CHRISTMAS SONGS featuring such ephemeral and festive hits as 12 Days of Yaoi
joyceanfartboner: meowgon: robotsquid: #did you know it is a violation of student privacy laws to let students grade each other’s quizzes#it is also illegal to call out grades#it is just straight up illegal to allow students to know other students’
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: poweredbysarcasmandcoffee: uberzers: WAS I THE ONLY ONE SAD ABOUT THIS? Seeing them be all friends and shit at the beginning, KNOWING THAT IT WAS INEVITABLY GOING TO END!? god damn prequels. I thought it was going
Yeah, so… was discussing different Eeveelutions with my friends, and quickly came up with this. I know, he looks very grumpy. Oh well…
after-crisis: lumos-vs-nox: The problem with suicidal thoughts is that they’re not just there when your sad. You’ll be there, chillin, reading a book or talking to a friend and you’ll think ‘This is nice. But do you know what would be better?
aristen: …:/ college. boo. but it’s all good, i’ll see you guys on vacations and stuff. maaaaayn. it’s a good thing most of you guys are in Cali still. good luck!
lifextrap: Cops are not legally obligated to protect you, only to uphold the law. They are not your fucking friends, and the only thing they protect is the status quo.
ja-ll: my childhood friend (and prom date) says some damn insightful things.
the-devils-dandy: notsafef0rtwerk: heyitscdubs: biglawbear: You know what, looking back on it, my friends and I survived the Bush Presidency We would have survived a McCain Presidency We would have survived a Romney Presidency I honestly worry
dopesince1987: krownkinq10: freesoul1994: soulfoodforthemind: Rhodé Marshall- “The late Karabo Mokoena’s beautiful smile has sparkled across my timeline for more than a week. Her friends and family have been pleading for help finding her since
mesaymeep: evooob: jehovahhthickness: localstarboy: over there just niggering it up What friends y'all got going to China together and shit??? I need friends who can afford to do shit like this 😭 Lmao the random ass Asian dude tho ^^^hes
chromsai: You know what I really fucking love about Jack Atlas? He starts off like: [EH FRIENDS SURE WHATEVER] to: [DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT FRIENDS] and then to: [AGGRESSIVELY LOVES FRIENDS] and I think that’s wonderful.
jaegrrbomb: onemerryjester: pacid:I want a friend who is as passionate about movies and literature as I am and we can go get coffee and brunch together then go to a bookstore and talk about our favourite books and then go see a movie and talk about
trapqueenkoopa: So many people on tumblr complain about having no friends but then they reblog shit like “If your friend doesn’t respond to your every text immediately they are not your friend” and “A true friend would never value themselves
that-irish-mofo: Honestly, he is the male version of me and we should be best friends and go to concerts together and get shit faced and do weird shit and get in trouble bECAUSE THAT’S WHAT BEST FRIENDS DO.
Also, I had quite a healthy breakfast today. A few pineapple slices, an orange, and a small handful of almonds. I am debating about showering now, or later after the day’s done. I am resolved to go through all the shit we have to toss out anything
I’m such shit at making friends and staying in touch with family and not being awkward to the point where I can’t go in a store without freaking out internally. I’m such shit at trying to finish class everyday. I’m shit at getting
sometimes i think it’d be nice to see friends more often and have a bit more of a social lifethen i go to a house party where all the people think south park is well-written, apt, and incisive social commentary
geneticallyalien: play with my hair and tell me puns please:^)
friendly reminder
shugar-angel: When guys try to get free shit out of sex workers cause they “want to be friends” no I’m not your friend and you are not a special snowflake. You either pay for my time and services like everyone else does or you don’t get shit.
Facebook is for friends and family. Twitter is for friends. Tumblr is for strangers who actually get the shit your friends and family will never understand.
gay-nylocke: all barbarians is the same. go into rage, halve damage, be kind, love their friends, by GOD be stupid, eat hot chip and lie
I’m really craving a sleepover with my best friends where we wear comfy clothes, gossip, do our hair, eat like shit, take night time walks and get super hyper and overtired so we end up laughing at nothing and everything until we can’t breathe
samanthagoodgirl: Friend just sent this with a note saying - I know you’re all blissed out and listening to the ocean and shit but This. Is. You. Thank you friend, I’m exceedingly flattered….and totally blissed out on the beach listening to
wicked-sense-of-style: Sorry jack-aka-randomboobguy I couldn’t resist lol Hehe
superlolian: Late birthday pic for @thebuttdawg!He may not like the cake, but I bet he likes what’s inside!Happy 22nd Birthday my friend! Sorry for this sketchy piece o’ shit! Thank you Nuffy!! ❤️❤️And sheepy filling is my favorite!
Reblog if you want to be friends and shit.
shit ton of doodles starring the shitlord and friends ( plus monochrome because HAHA;;;;;;)
pines-and-ghosts: fantasticsteve: phoenicis-nido: riordam: Cough basalisk cough fifteen fucking feet AND 2,502 POUNDS ARE YOU SHITTING ME what if he was friendly and carried his friends on his back you know his name not his story his???? WHAT IF
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![chromsai: You know what I really fucking love about Jack Atlas? He starts off like: [EH FRIENDS SURE WHATEVER] to: [DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT FRIENDS] and then to: [AGGRESSIVELY LOVES FRIENDS] and I think that’s wonderful.](https://40.media.tumblr.com/03a37990ed1f53f73a63f0260ef02714/3e9a49cc6c70b104-4e/s512x512u_c1/c8177087de10b25360382a5492479002f00a9511.jpg)
