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“I would love you even if you stabbed my hand with a fork.”
bmwcaferacer: Next time when you consider purchasing an aftermarket custom fork brace and fender… just keep in mind the hours you have to put into adjusting the fitment. This front tire was rubbing like mad, now just minor. #bmw #bavariancafe #r100s
Hello, I’m Antoni and I’ll be your waiter tonight. If there is ANYTHING…ANYTHING AT ALL I can get for you… just let me know. I dropped my fork… can you get it for me. Happens all the time. ;) Make your dreams come true: b
aforkinchastity-male-denial: Take it or leave it? Male chastity captions at aforkinchastity-male-denial.tumblr.com Female orgasm denial captions at aforkinchastity.blogspot.co.uk When you come me to a fork in the road, you better pick it up
lordkat: lordkat: can i have a fork do you have a metal one i planned this for days guys why wont you love me
wigglybutt: why the hell are you drinking soup with a fork, ash? you dumb fuck I’ve never disrespected a show’s main character so much.
tinthedark: You did say you wanted to fork!!
babydollchelly: chellywall: Funny how all the guys like me to drive the fork lift!.. as you can see there is always time for a little fun.. I think they all like the view … I bet I am the most fun of any bosses wife! My Husband says so! As you can
It takes its toll when the fork keeps rattling in the container. Why do you hate me so much D: Ches I am a sensitive guy lol And I paid you over 100 bucks now for our Wednesday event When will we battle Aki?
People complain about all the shit they like or don’t like, but fail to see that they’re the main source of the problem. You complain that they ruined your fav comic book? But instead of not buying it, you fork over your money like an idiot.
puplarkin: puppixel: Told you all that I’m a good boy. I’m an angel 😇 As you can see, that halo is clearly Photoshopped! You should be showing everyone the unedited version, the one with the devil horns and forked tail!
darkfiretaimatsu: You’ll have to exit the EVERFREE first! Just hold your… well, you know. You come across a FORK IN THE ROAD. There is also a SPLIT IN THE PATH. There is also a JUNCTURE AHEAD WHERE THE WAY FORWARD DIVERGES IN ALTERNATE DIRECTIONS.
wigglybutt: why the hell are you drinking soup with a fork, ash? you dumb fuck
clockworkbeastsfm: I tried to draw cum for the first time in PS and failed.Let’s hope I’ll get better with time.You might notice that you cant see any forks or spoons on the picture, I’m sorry if that bothers you and makes the image unfappable
nosferatuplz: If you’re willing to fork over ๔, you can have Nosey’s silhouette somewhere nearby while you’re naked and helpless. (photo links to Ebay)
fatallyneon:“Last night was fun. Did you take my tights? You owe me for them. Those were Wolford Tights, not Leggs Pantyhose, bitch. Fork over !”
just-shower-thoughts: Learning to code has totally fucked my google search history. For example, “Do you fork a child before or after you kill the parent?”
dailyjackiechan: cashiers don’t actually care what you buy you could buy a fork a toaster and a bath plug and i wouldnt notice all i’m thinking abt is “in five min it will be one hour until two hours before i can go home”
greenseer: Sometimes I feel bad about the fact that I often need very basic concepts/tasks explained to me but it’s just like when you are visiting your friends house and you have to ask what drawer the forks are in except the earth is my friends house
sonoanthony: blog: “About me” me: *clicks* blog: *About me page* “Just ask :)” me: I would fucking stab u in the neck with a fork if I ever saw you in person you piece of shit
outofcontextdnd: DM: there’s a fork in the road Wizard ooc: I go over and pick it up DM: it’s sentient and stabs you in the eye because fuck you
rockurai: brokebooklover: dailyjackiechan: cashiers don’t actually care what you buy you could buy a fork a toaster and a bath plug and i wouldnt notice all i’m thinking abt is “in five min it will be one hour until two hours before i can go home”
theworstthingsforsale: Instead of opening the end of the butter wrapper and cutting a piece off the end with a knife or fork, how about you unwrap the whole thing and load it into the special cartridge of the Butter Cutter. Then you find that (according
raindogs:hello jeremy. Before you is a plate of broccoli and a fork. Under the broccoli is the key to your freedom. you must finish every broccoli on your plate or no fortnite for a week. You have until bedtime
yeehawlw:yeehawlw:some people are really like “i miss raves 😫” during this lockdown like damn dude just throw back some ket turn your lights off and throw a fork in the microwavei need you guys realise that i’m making fun of you
blonica-deactivated20210411:picture this I’m your wife and you just got home from work and I greet you at the door with a fork full of pasta telling you to try this
DEAR FUCKING TERRIBLE PARENTS
ven0moth: if you’re only a year older than me and you pull that “well i’m older than you so…” bullshit i’ll stab your eyes out with a fork
iamadominant: “ Each time I raise My fork, I want the scent of your sex on My fingers, so that I can lust for you again, and take you as Mine for dessert, My greedy slut~! ”
kimmieb01: cumonsteph: bakedandblown: allmyswallowsorg: He hits her with a forked cumshot BnB Look at her delight. Cum beautifies you.Cum makes you happy. Cum makes me so happy!!
when you're hungry and all your forks are dirty and you have no time to wash it
i can’t respect you if you eat pizza with a knife and fork
fatgirlopinions: I hate when you’re sexting a guy and they’re all like “send me a pic of you right now” cause like yeah I said I had three fingers deep in my vagina but really I’m sitting here in my pjs eating Doritos with a fork
incorrectstarkerquotes: Peter: This is too hot. I don’t think I can eat this.Tony: You’re too hot, yet that didn’t stop me from eating you last night.Steve: *chokes*Bruce *slamming his fork down on the table*: ONE DINNER! I JUST WANT ONE PERFECTLY
bend-the-forks: the-echidna: ellierratic: darlingcrazyjazzy: tjmystic: marquesadesantos: ravenclawslibrary: clumsypikaa: Right in the feels, I’m so done, How dare you. This was just hurtful. are you satan The ones about Molly’s boggart
fleurishes: Even if it’s in the way you hand them a fork or tuck in their tag, find a way to tell the people in your life that you love them and that they matter and that they are important and wonderful and mean moons to you. There is so much love
OH AND I was like “ur privileged bc you’ll never experience racism or sexism” and he says “uh yes I have experienced sexism I work in a dominantly female field” n I looked at him put down my fork n said “you have never
daily-esprit-descalier: “Fluff rice with a fork, never stir it with a spoon.Vaseline is the best night time eye cream on the market.If you force something, you’ll break it. That could be good or bad.It’s important to read the care tags on your
chocolatecolors720: You said you wanted to Taste me. What are you waiting on a Fork n Knife?
“ Each time I raise My fork, I want the scent of your sex on My fingers, so that I can lust for you again, and take you as Mine for dessert, My greedy slut~! ”
disneytasthic: itseasytoremember: no1twerkslikegaston: ariel’s just like “girl I could tell you stories” “bitch i thought forks were for hair, i learned shit from a fucking seagull” Yes Melody you ARE the Princess of (seqquel) disasters!
bimasternoah2: https://sellfy.com/p/mz2P/ Hot and sexy Giant Feet are the center of attention and you are an old senior citizen who has forked over tons of cash to look at his powerful dirty feet. Just because you’re old doesn’t mean you’re exempt
