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jyushimatsu420: me @ my gf (who is a cheese): do i have ur parmesan to kiss you lol my gf (who is a cheese): i hate you. i would leave u if i could but im just a cheese and i do not have legs
10inchflaccid: neutraldankhotel: 10inchflaccid: neutraldankhotel: you: *eats 100 ears of corn in two hours* I am the corn king! I cannot be outcorned me: *eats 101 ears of corn in ten minutes* just another day in the corn fields what? I don’t
damianmcgintleman: strangesmallbard: salad, or as i call it, expensive leaf nonsense
ethereal-trashgoddess: eastafrician: Change your mindset. Educate yourself. Stay positive. Cut shitty people off. Eat healthy. Focus on your goals. Spend some time alone. Read books. Drink more water. Take care of your skin.
Mrs. Mia Wallace
tumblagay: haphazardhappenstance: possessedcreampuff: sizvideos: Woman Surprise Her Girlfriend With The News She Will Be Her Kidney Donor - Watch the full video OH MY GOD THIS IS LOVE Update: AHHHHHHHHHH YASSSSSS
negroprincesss: niggasatan: omfg this oh my god
mogifire: mhm if you could have job skillz… that would be great
SpongeBob SquarePants
daytimeblogger: elysedc: The ultimate dad joke compilation what a country
havingafoodfightonthemoon: Concept: me, spending time with my closest friends. We’re all in the kitchen while I’m cooking dinner, my apartment is cozy and it smells delicious. It’s raining outside and we’re all laughing, with no stress.
nippletowns: trying to make new friends
angeldelatierra: *holds a baby carrot like a cigarette* I’m just….. over it, you know?
altonzm: yungmethuselah: There’s no reason you can’t eat pie at every meal. They make fruit pies, vegetable pies, meat pies, meat substitute pies, I mean pies easily cover 100% of your necessary nutrient groups. They even make cake pies. The only
takashi0: #I can’t believe Cookie Monster is a Crystal Gem
bogleech: silvertrench: where do I start There are ten things wrong here and Ash was fooled by eleven of them.
pemsylvania: proton, neutron, electron and crouton
oprah was here
Kyoko.
missmella: You guys I’m in Disney World and this afternoon my blood sugar dropped so low I got separated from my family and somehow bought an ice cream and then blacked out and woke up on a bench with chocolate sauce all over my arms and Mickey Mouse
going through customs at a US airport
This blog is pro salt and vinegar chips.
cornsflakes:
scottymouth:
pompousprince: Adulthood
ameliastardust: whenever i try and make an astute observation
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: five-sevenths: Give me an apple. Let them have an apple!
speciesofleastconcern: steppsful: songofsunset: xdominoe: purplebloodedmajesty: walkinchicken: kotaku: The End, by Alister Lockhart. Bruh, if you don’t think that having historically significant events well documented from multiple perspectives
lilpunkin: STOP IM SCREAMINGGGN
lindsaychrist: mom: what are you watching?me: nothing…me:
commanderinqueef: today at the park some guy broke his ankle and one of the people said “give him some lettuce” and everyone just stared at him for like 7 seconds until he said “I meant ice”
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joshsux: when mcdonalds accidentally gives you an extra chicken nugget
weloveshortvideos: I cant stop laughing
egobuzz: egobuzz: in elementary school we used to have pizza parties at the end of the year now we just have exams and tears #what twenty one pilots song is this from (x)
revscarecrow: children playing it fucking real
Best Funny
skellydun: my aunt just discovered furries save her
Roquel
science-geek: leaper182: abrandnewtomorrow: fightsinlipstick: thedragonflywarrior: throwtime: throwtime: I’m about to have a fun afternoon. So my trainer’s bf cheated on her. She broke up with him. He’s holding her stuff hostage until she
Thomas Sanders
gudram: slimetony: gudram: slimetony: hey guys im making french toast sticks in the oven. I’m gonna take a quick nap wake me up in 5 minutes so i can flip them over Randy its been five minutes flip your sticks snnnnzzzzz
margotkim: Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection
imightbeacoffeesnob: Why don’t any pet pigs come through my drive thru 😭😭
meta18: dennys: *heavy breathing* we have hte bacon how do you delete other blogs
jibril: how did they get the mouths to move in sync with the audio…………
mrpibb: I got this string of texts on April 20th and I haven’t recovered 2 months later
wingbeifong: y’all need to learn to let people who like pineapple on their pizza live their fucking lives. who are we hurting? eat your anchovies bitch
Petrichor in the park.
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pure-hearts-stumble: when you see someone cute in a bakery
