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jykinturah: gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards: redkiteslongnights: gaycomalfoy: in 8th grade i came out as bisexual by posting a facebook status saying that i had 83 protons hell yeah bismuthi mean look at it does that thing look heterosexual
haave-you-met-ted: haave-you-met-ted: no one liked my facebook status tonight even though it’s 10/10 quality
from-silence-to-sound: Some of my personal favorite Night Vale facebook statuses. They can be oddly up lifting
voidbat: mishasassbutt: mishasassbutt: my mom just came to me and ranted about how everyone is making this facebook status that says, “raising teenagers is like nailing jello to a tree”. she was so baffled by this because she said, “you were
10knotes: mawrgyn: friend’s facebook status. :) Submitted by thisisqasim __________________________________ 1000notes.com has many
Excellent idea.
You poor poor doucher.
bunsen: scrolling through ur old facebook statuses like
lol. Poor Word Choice, my old friend, we meet again.
When I die, I want someone to keep updating my facebook status to freak people out.
You don't have to like me. I'm not a Facebook status.
mother-teresa-with-a-dick: voidbat: mishasassbutt: mishasassbutt: my mom just came to me and ranted about how everyone is making this facebook status that says, “raising teenagers is like nailing jello to a tree”. she was so baffled by this because
hotboyproblems: its all fun and games until your friends go through your 2009 facebook statuses and like them all
narcimallows: calibornication: damnhowell: damnhowell: so this girl at my school made her facebook status so I liked it and then made my profile picture this i am excited to see what they come up with they actually did it outsTANDING
egberts: my dads first facebook status in over a year
stability: people’s old facebook statuses are what i live for
dontyouever-giveup: mydailytumbles: dontyouever-giveup: i went to high school with this girl named kelsey and she married a guy she met while studying abroad in portugal and her facebook statuses are my favorite thing in the world. THAT’S MY
prototype-the-walter-girl: dailyshitsandgiggles: People should only update their Facebook statuses with great stories like this one. That was wild
fuckyeahlaughters: my dads first facebook status in over a year.
My reaction to 99% of everyones Facebook status:
dildotho: one time when I was 13 I wrote wtf on a Facebook status and my dad had a talk with me about being appropriate on the Internet
socialjusticewankers: a man types his facebook status. “Women who participate in No Shave November will have to participate in No D December!” fast forward days later. men everywhere get up to go to the bathroom. they pull down their pants,
earthdad: earthdad: it’s 2014 why are people still making their facebook statuses popular posts from tumblr it happened
dontyouever-giveup: i went to high school with this girl named kelsey and she married a guy she met while studying abroad in portugal and her facebook statuses are my favorite thing in the world.
When people argue via Facebook status.
gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards: redkiteslongnights: gaycomalfoy: in 8th grade i came out as bisexual by posting a facebook status saying that i had 83 protons hell yeah bismuthi mean look at it does that thing look heterosexual to you i thought
cliffordsslice: vanconcastiel: ben-c: so, people keep asking who miranda gunner is, and i’m going to fucking tell you you might recognize her name from the post going around with all her “funny” facebook statuses where she’s just a rude cunt
glowcloud: seventieth: brainstatic: Do you have any idea how easy it is to fake a Facebook status? I don’t know how to use photoshop and this isn’t from some joke website. This is 10 seconds with the tools built into Google Chrome. Please question
mishasassbutt: mishasassbutt: my mom just came to me and ranted about how everyone is making this facebook status that says, “raising teenagers is like nailing jello to a tree”. she was so baffled by this because she said, “you were pretty easy
girlshaveablog:What started as an innocent Facebook status turned into an all our war between rivals. Just a glimpse into our Yu-Gi-Oh lifestyle, and all the drama that goes with it. Kaiba done by Sarah. Pharaoh done by Tara
gabrielsaunteredvaguelydownwards: redkiteslongnights: gaycomalfoy: in 8th grade i came out as bisexual by posting a facebook status saying that i had 83 protons hell yeah bismuthi mean look at it does that thing look heterosexual to you i
stfuprolifers: twerkstiel submitted: This is a picture of my aunt’s facebook status, posted a few hours ago. This is what I want to use to illustrate that abortion is not some spur of the moment idea. It’s a tough, well-thought over choice. I’m
lampfaced: socialjusticewankers: a man types his facebook status. “Women who participate in No Shave November will have to participate in No D December!” fast forward days later. men everywhere get up to go to the bathroom. they pull down
vanconcastiel: ben-c: so, people keep asking who miranda gunner is, and i’m going to fucking tell you you might recognize her name from the post going around with all her “funny” facebook statuses where she’s just a rude cunt to people in the
the-absolute-funniest-posts: A Facebook status template. Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
ricksantorummpreg: targ-t: forever-pretty-awkward: literallysame: people who add ♥’s to the end of every facebook status they post “Just got shot in the face.♥” “just got diarrhea lol ♥” “ＪＵＳＴ ＳＵＭＭＯＮＥＤ
gaycomalfoy: in 8th grade i came out as bisexual by posting a facebook status saying that i had 83 protons
beardburnme: “Oh it’s sunny outside! I better update my facebook status for all my friends that don’t have windows ☀️ A #regram from @malcstonephoto 😍 and @summerdiaryproject 😍” by @williamrootpeter on Instagram http://ift.tt/1PtqapP
pettyrevenge: In high school a girl made a Facebook status calling me ugly and getting people who hated me to ‘like’ it, so the next day I sneaked into a few of her classrooms, found her coursework and books for each subject and binned them all.
joshpeckofficial: i was looking through my old facebook statuses and i stumbled upon this dear 2010 me the future is now
boobs-paradise-blog: 13 of the funniest Facebook status updates from parents » http://t.co/f7QfA9vbKE
i-sucked-dick-on-accident: i-sucked-dick-on-accident: Me: *facebook status* “I don’t like the majority of you, I like 3% of you” Everyone: *panics* *gets their feelings hurt* *sends “what about me, not me right??” messages* Me: ☺ *is
justdesti-el: i-was-so-alone-i-owe-you-so-much: THIS IS MY FACEBOOK STATUS HAHAHAHA OMG
crystalmoonsoldier: crankybucky: people expect Steve Rogers’ response to selfies and facebook status updates and twitter to be ‘I didn’t go to war for this’ but actually he did and he loves it because nothing exemplifies the freedom he fought
