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flashinginstores: I rant about it a lot, but I’m still waiting for someone to explain to me why so many girls take flashing pictures in the shoe aisle. Does being surrounded by shoes just make girls horny? Someone enlighten me, please!
viria: I’m very into science these days. Yeah, Cecil. Science. Someone please explain to me how a grown ass man can be such a dork gods Cecil<33 There was obviously no way for me to avoid it.
Could you explain to me what do you mean by, “Honey, please, I don’t want to ask my boss to fuck you nor to get our master bedroom ready for your night of sex with him”?
Granny always told me to wait for Santa under her tree,I guess she will explain to me later….?
dasha and felix were explaining this to me so i think i know what to do now
italiano654: mindfuck4: Watch this video and explain to me how anyone wouldn’t want to do this with his wife. It’s a mystery to me. Now that’s my kind if wife so beautiful and hot and likes to have fun.
So I never knew what this song was about until my brother told me at a QMJHL game a couple weeks back when they played it while the Timbits played during intermisson. After he explained to me what the song was about it made sense once I listened to the
ladynehemah: its a beautiful moment when he goes back on his word to pull out. When he began to explain to me just want kind of potential my body had, what a waste it would be to pull out…and the sad fact of the matter is, he was telling the truth.
flashinginstores: I rant about it a lot, but I’m still waiting for someone to explain to me why so many girls take flashing pictures in the shoe aisle. Does being surrounded by shoes just make girls horny? Someone enlighten me, please! http://flashingin
sherlockmybodyistransportholmes: Can SOMEONE please explain to me the origin of the red pants? What am I missing? answers supplied, but it took me a while to search for the origin: reapersun
pantswettingisfun: bdsmafterthoughts: “’Stand still and await permission to go to the bathroom.’ I thought that instruction was simple. It seems like I was mistaken. Like to explain to me what happened?” Check out my own blog HERE
Before we discuss your need to serve, I want you to explain to me what a man with barely average looks and a small penis has to offer a girl like me. Every submissive boy has an explanation, what’s yours?
orevet: soyeahso: bugsrightsactivist: Can someone actually explain to me what exactly The Fuck we’re supposed to do like let me just grab my broom and knock down the door of the White House while actual people die when our government gets rid of
jakemorph: imsobadatnicknames: toomanyraccoons: moami: as a german kid i Used to wonder why our radio stations like to play the american national anthem so much until a friend explained to me that Country Roads Take Me Home is not in fact you guys’
feminizemetn: I was so horny after she finished my makeover that I agreed to let a few of her male friends come over to see if I would pass as a girl. She said I needed one last accessory. As she strapped it to my head she explained to me that her makeup
if astrology isn’t real then explain how Jackles the Known Pisces Stellium, and Misha the Known Leo Stellium are Like That™
howtodiefatandhappy: Would someone please explain to me where all the men that like in-between girls are hiding? Every man I meet wants me to get fatter or skinnier. Aren’t I supposed to be somebody’s dream girl? (This is what I look like at 5
maiyataylor: I posted this picture today, no fear of course because who cares it’s my body, but my ex boyfriend told me to delete the picture because he didn’t like it. then proceeded to explain to me why “this is why people talk about you now”….
One of my coworkers asked me earlier this week if Graham and I were engaged. I cried and ran away.
spoookybee: stickiebun13: omgpoetry: This is funny. Like really, really funny. My BF had to explain it to me and now I feel like an idiot as he laughs his fucking ass off. OHMYGOD
garrythesnail: dakotawhoo: wallipasqualli: dakotawhoo: someone please explain to me how zippers work, like what kind of sorcery does it use to go together? I just don’t understand Thank you kind person! Again tumblr teaching me more than school
aokou:aobabe: can someone pls explain to me what’s so great about mizusei. it’s literally the only dmmd ship i can’t get behind and it’s killing my whole ‘i ship all the ships’ vibe ya feel. if u ship mizusei u wont have to 1v1 me in the
bunny-banana: IF YOU SERIOUSLY THINK I’M GONNA LISTEN TO YOU EXPLAINING TO ME ALL THE DIFFERENT REGIONAL ACCENTS/DIALECTS OF YOUR NATIVE LANGUAGE AND SHOWING ME THE EXACT LINGUISTIC DIFFERENCES TO RELATED LANGUAGES then you are absolutely right make
Are you telling me how to live my life? If so then by all means, explain to me what shows I am “allowed” to watch.
psy-faerie: Convincing Your Step Sister Um do you want to explain to me why I found my private underwear photos sent from my phone to your phone?? You were going to jack off to them weren’t you? You’re so fucking gross I’m your sister! You need
psy-faerie: psy-faerie: Convincing Your Step Sister Um do you want to explain to me why I found my private underwear photos sent from my phone to your phone?? You were going to jack off to them weren’t you? You’re so fucking gross I’m your sister!
how-bout-dem-1d-preferences: I can’t explain to you how much they mean to me. Through the girlfriends, hair changes, tattoos and rumors I still found it in my heart to love them unconditionally. I’m sad but proud to say My babies are grown up
yarrahs-life: I just wanted y’all to witness this and see it for yourselves. With so many things that suggest to me, that I’m ugly, or less than a woman of a lighter complexion than me, some how I still feel like I’m the shit. I can’t explain
*insults boy* *boy gets butt hurt* *explains I have no heart* *proceeds to insult* *boy says bye* *gives no fucks*
creaturegate: LET ME GO!!! *pat pat* @N@ Poor poor muscled monstery dude~ Now, GentleLadies and UngentleMen, would you explain to me how the hell you managed to a) capture such a buff specimen and b) stuff him into your kinky sex-cave /-dungeon without
zubat: jailor: Telling me, a trans male, that you dated has no physical chemistry with you made me kind of :/ especially when you can’t explain to me what physical chemistry is :// and then proceeding to tell me, still trans male, you felt AWKWARD
spritegrapesnas: mecha-shiva: Someone please explain to me how one ‘recklessly’ fucks something. I’ll explain. Fuck them without a condom in an alley behind a sex club where police officers can clearly see you on shards of broken glass and an
daji-ruhu: sappling: laurenelizabethici: someone please explain to me what it means to be “black for fashion” dont try me lauren elizabeth i am really not the one Lauren Elizabeth tho LMFAOOOO
ilikechildren–fried: graceebooks: wwinterweb: Star Wars cast member yearbook photos (see 11 more) can someone please explain to me why daisy ridley looked like this in what would have been like 2010 Ridley’s pic never fails to crack me up Trends
lesbianmooncolony: whoisinyourheartnow: achlles: angelsandphonebox: achlles: me: farenheit makes no sense me: [reads a post explaining why farenheit makes sense] me: cool. farenheit makes no sense Recently my chemistry prof shared that Fahrenheit
thegestianpoet: thegestianpoet: can someone please explain to me why this random extra on archer is out here looking exactly like me i really need everyone to know that this is still fucking me up
inpraiseofallblackmen: Someone needs to explain to me: What is this trend of sucking the BBC fully dressed? I think it’s disrespectful to her man. I’m 42 and have gotten 4 blowjobs in my life and EVEN for me, the girl at least had her top off!
dullwhitegirl: Could some please explain to me why the tumblr mobile app hasn’t been giving me an option to reply to any of my messages there’s only a delete option what does it all mean staff I’m not logging in on my laptop I refuse
princesspiss: ulybet-70: princesspiss: better What’s the whole point to this rope ? Can someone explain to me??? okay. it feels good, it reminds me of being bound by my partners, and it holds the dildo in.
payface: ta-san: thecarefree: piponessa: Himaruya…Please explain to me the meaning of this. w-wat okay, I guess its a mochi!america planet to me. X3 EVERYTHING REVOLVES AROUND AMERIMOCHI BECAUSE HOLY BITCHINESS
michaelsexford:what i’d really like is for someone to objectively watch me for a week or so and then just sit down with me for a few hours and explain to me what i am like and how i look to others and what my personality is in detail and how i need
pinayprincessbeauty: skab510: Thank you @pinayprincessbeauty for taking the time to explain to me. Sometimes things escape me. I choose @obedientfilipina @sexyphilbrit @spiceylatina1 to stop drop and selfie. Hhhhhhh. The lovely @skab510 joining
michaelsexford: what i’d really like is for someone to objectively watch me for a week or so and then just sit down with me for a few hours and explain to me what i am like and how i look to others and what my personality is in detail and how i need
I don’t want to be ungreatful or anything, but meditation when depressed or anxious is only triggering and makes it worse for me. So please don’t try explain to me how amazing and good it is… Please.. because it isn’t
intj-confessions: michaelsexford: what i’d really like is for someone to objectively watch me for a week or so and then just sit down with me for a few hours and explain to me what i am like and how i look to others and what my personality is in detail
@beetlejuice-lover OH THANK GOD YOU TOLD ME THE WRITERS HAVE SO MUCH EXPLAINING TO DO^NOW THIS VISUAL GAG MAKES ME GAG^RICO NO THAT’S YOUR SIBLING^RICO WAIT THAT’S NOT WHAT PREENING MEANS^A WHOLE GIF OF RICO SINNING?!?!?!!OH GOD RICO NO—–
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thetonraq: they kicked me out of the world leader meeting because they got sick of trying to explain to me why Korra can’t just solve everything :(
Woke up to a sticky note on my phone that read “I know what you have been doing….”. When I unlocked it a text between me & dude popped up (we had been flirting obvis). But PLZZZZ explain to me what I have been “doing”
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