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rarazet: littleblackchats: fatmomsgetfit: I think “Hey, fuck you, buddy. I spent the night learning to riverdance,†is going to be my go-to excuse for everything, now. –AW “Don’t look at me like that. My bed is too comfortable.†THIS IS
getinthefuckingjaeger: artemisfowls: (x) Second gif was Sulu going all “yea bae whats up” and then it went straight to “excuse you faithless punkass bitch” Hikaru Sulu light of my life
Guys, I have no idea what I’m going! ;_; Here’s a little something for you guys between all of the home work and being the laziest. I’m experimenting when I can, but I just don’t know at all
fuckmewear: Such beauty and taste. Excuse me, what’s the name of you surgeon?
hernameisbrennan: n0ite: OH MY. YES. YES. YES. Since the quote seemed so outlandish and stupid, I had to google for the source. It’s fucking legit. Hahaha oh my god, it’s so legit. excuse me what the fuck is wrong with you how are you running
thefourbwords: stabbybutt: spookyfear: Excuse me what God dammit skeleton this is why we keep you in the closet all the time. Can’t take you anywhere. Go home, Skeleton. You’re drunk.
the-witchking-of-angmar: alittlecastiel: excuse me sir but what. the. actual. FUCK. YOUR FACE. YOUR HAIR. YOUR EYES. PLEASE STOP. that stubble should be illegal. please stop HOW FUCKING PERFECT CAN YOU GET!!!!!!!!1
iwanna-lookfeelbe-fit: tonedgoals: endorphinskeepmerunning: STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND WATCH THIS. I started balling when he started running holy crap I have to always reblog this. It’s amazing. i can’t even right now..i’m actually
nanavaltiel: 911-fangirl-emergency: gastontodd: dildo—-baggins: feathers-theangel: 1los: Hold Close - IngridTan excuse you did you just make me cry over a flame and a drop of water Yes, yes they did. What kind of emotional wreck am i when
Sweetheart, I picked out the tiny swimsuit because I thought it would look good on you. Yes, I know your cock is popping out of it. Although I don’t like your excuse … What, you can’t stay soft because of six weeks of denial, and because there
I approve of your effort, but not your results. Make all the excuses you want about the humbler and the collar and leash, the fact is you do not have your face between my legs and your tongue is not doing what I have spent months training it to do. So
I’M THE CUTEST.FIGHT ME.but don’t fight me. I fear confrontation. photos thanks to Wonder Llame Photography, you can check out all the photos they took of other cosplayers at pax here if you wanna see what kinda cosplayers showed up! http://www.nerdcalibe
williarnsherlockscottholrnes: sherlocks-loki: deanisadisneyprincess: telapathetic: my favourite thing about tumblr is there is not one mention of sports exCUSE YOU hold on *ahem* WHAT TEAM?!?! WILDCATS!!!!!!!!
spectralninja: “I am a 90s cartoon kid. Cartoons today suck.” WELL EXCUSE ME WHAT DID YOU FUCKING SAY AGAIN? SUCK IT.
p-ardiselost: “My boyfriend/girlfriend won’t let me” Excuse me What was that? LET ? YOU ¿ How lovely congratulations on your 3rd parental guardian”
madamethursday:There is no form of hating fat people - including concern trolling or hating fat acceptance - that doesn’t amount to you saying, “Uh, excuse me, what made you think you could go around having a body without justifying it to me?”When
mcqueenlovesme: dirudo: OMFG! I thought this was like a cute gay couples gifs.. like wow are you kidding me hahahahah Umm excuse you? This is a ‘cute gay couple gifs’ Whats cuter than your man eating your ass?
roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it: Umm excuse me what the fuck...Oh. Wait- Never mind. I’ll let you live this time buzzfeed… this time
wings-of-sadness: p-ardiselost: “My boyfriend/girlfriend won’t let me” Excuse me What was that? LET ? YOU ¿ How lovely congratulations on your 3rd parental guardian” i will never stop loving this post
kitten-xoxo: p-ardiselost: “My boyfriend/girlfriend won’t let me” Excuse me What was that? LET ? YOU ¿ How lovely congratulations on your 3rd parental guardian” THIS
animeslovenija: Birthday wish for Nonon’s VA. Nonon: Excuse me!! What is this? Ryuuko: This guy said that you like Maboroshi Panty. Note: Shintani does like Maboroshi Panty (thanks yoshi-x2) hehehe X3
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: megalodonsrockyourshat: thisurlisunavailable: thisurlisunavailable: i wonder what the weirdest fanfiction is found it excuse you i give up
gottalovesteak: how-to-be-a-sad-bitch: monkeysaysficus: monstercub: Wtf is that? A storm elemental? Ball lightning fuck me all the way up Excuse me what the fuck is this you literally captured whats called “ball lightning” which is the rarest
4lung: libraofcolor: zooophagous: how-to-be-a-sad-bitch: monkeysaysficus: monstercub: Wtf is that? A storm elemental? Ball lightning fuck me all the way up Excuse me what the fuck is this Thats a demon you see shit like this and just realize
ridiculousinpiccadilly:hurdurno: cutestofthecute: (via) What. No. Excuse you, you are too tiny.
nataliemeansnice: loser-baby: Why are “naturally thin” and “born with a fast metabolism” totally acceptable explanations for weight, but “naturally fat” and “born with a slow metabolism” seen as “excuses” for “laziness/irresponsibility/greediness”?
samwlaughingalonewithsalad: eridanderpora: thefoooo: emifright: nicodoll: pissmountain: excuse you. candy corn is not the worst candy in the world. it’s these wow WRONG THOSE ARE GOOD THESE ARE THE BEST FUCK YOU GUYS seriously what the fuck
ask-irl-titanmommy-hanji: excuse me what the fuck do you mean attack on titan is a shallow cartoon about stupid kids with terrible animation no plotline and no character development? I can’t hear you Guren No Yumiya is too loud
barudo: What is this, you ask? An excuse to draw your favourite characters, and for us all to come together and show how much we like Nitro+Chiral’s games. I’m not going to pretend there’s some great meaning behind this - I just thought the end
uncensoredpleasure: Every time you look at your husband’s huge dick you feel fear of how much it might hurt if he decides he’s in the mood, and what excuse you’re going to think of this time….all the other guys he fucks just feel hunger, lust,
consta-ntly: Excuse you, Mr. Town Mayor, there is mindrape and teen drama going on right in front of you and what do you do? …oh right for a second I forgot all problems are solved through fishing here.
tittenkits: kitten-xoxo: p-ardiselost: “My boyfriend/girlfriend won’t let me” Excuse me What was that? LET ? YOU ¿ How lovely congratulations on your 3rd parental guardian” THIS But seriously if your partner won’t let you
the fact that you smoke is so fucking disappointing. im sorry, i know you are a good person deep inside, but smoking is a no no. i shouldn't even have to remind you what smoking does to your body. "I don't even smoke that much." Is that your excuse?
-jenniferle: “Forever and ever babe, i promise you that we will last forever. I’ve been with you for one week and i’m inlove.” Excuse me, what the fuck is wrong with you?
kingmogarr: just—mae: excuse you while you what Jack
brixxmusic: gottalovesteak: how-to-be-a-sad-bitch: monkeysaysficus: monstercub: Wtf is that? A storm elemental? Ball lightning fuck me all the way up Excuse me what the fuck is this you literally captured whats called “ball lightning” which
unclefather: teacher: excuse me, what are you eating? me: pussy teacher: well i hope you brought enough for the whole class
Did you know lobsters can swim?? Clams too, and they don’t even have legs. What’s your excuse! Go climb Mt everest now. Bring back a full garbage can or the lobsters will drown you.
thatferrybroad: cadensaurus: just-shower-thoughts: The human body is 70% water so we’re basically cucumbers with anxiety. #fucked up a perfectly good cucumber is what you did Excuse you, with the amount of salt and alcohol I consume, I am clearly
butterklumpen: lilalolarose: butterklumpen: lilalolarose: sweetflattery: incredible lips. Oh honey, for a sec I thought it was you. excuse me? what on earth made you think that? Her lips and boobs, somehow. Plus I think your bellies look not
houseofgriffons: doakaloid: thisonetumblr: Thank you. if fucking call of duty, widely believed to be one of the most military macho power fantasy game series can do it what excuse is left OH MY GOD
biggestdweeb:what’s the point of having soft, non-chapped lips if no one is kissing me Um excuse you. I’ll gladly kiss you @gaybutstraight
gaybutstraight: l0st-fxck: biggestdweeb:what’s the point of having soft, non-chapped lips if no one is kissing me Um excuse you. I’ll gladly kiss you @gaybutstraight You’re not kissing me right now so it doesn’t count @l0st-fxck Get your
gaybutstraight: l0st-fxck: gaybutstraight: l0st-fxck: biggestdweeb:what’s the point of having soft, non-chapped lips if no one is kissing me Um excuse you. I’ll gladly kiss you @gaybutstraight You’re not kissing me right now so it doesn’t
gordo4gordo4superchub: bhflintnasty: bhflintnasty: please excuse the messy bed. I’ve been cleaning all afternoon. :P Reblogging myself because I can. Know what that tummy wants? A hot load splattered across it after you’ve pounded my hole for
