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rattles-the-stars: “I think it’s fantastic, but I’m just not that old. Star Trek may be 50, but I’m 33… and I lie very well, don’t I? But, to be here for the Beyond premiere and these signings and everything else, it means the world to
surprisebitch: 16yrold: everything i know is a lie Fuck her right in the pussy
disneyfansonly: Love Disney? This blog is everything Disney! ºoº
omg everything is so bright fuck this headache. Imma lie down before it gets later and I wind up sleeping too long jghdfsd
systlin: thechurchofapathy: systlin: kasaron: systlin: werebearbearbar: cracked: Why Everything You Know About Vikings Is A Lie True story - There are historical accounts (well, there’s at least one historical account) in which English people
wifipasswords:me at 3 am: i need to get my life together im gonna go out and get a job right now im gonna do homework and go to the gym and do everything that needs to be done me in the middle of the day: im gonna lie down on the ground and forget
sombre-songbird: thelovelyblark-barg: clareironbrook: kurasumii: starry-nightengale: kurasumii: bolto: why did the cake is a lie become the like most quoted portal thing when literally everything glados said was funnier “Look, we both said
lazygirlsramblings: artifuls: Things I have learned since becoming an Adult™ -don’t tell ur coworkers jack shit. You might think they’re your friends but they will sell you out for a paperclip -everything men tell you is a lie -store brand vanilla
cupcakecannibal: EVERYTHING I SEE IS A LIE
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askpillowcase: shootingstarsafterdark: And… random sequel to the Easter post. Silly thoughts I thought were funny. Enjoy! Featuring Pillow Case and Graphite Sketch B-but then, how does… what do… Everything I know is a LIE!!! XD!
a-s-k-i-n-g-a-l-e-x-a-n-d-r-i-a: cupcakecannibal: EVERYTHING I SEE IS A LIE MY LIFE HAS BEEN RUINED
luchagcaileag: thelovelyblark-barg: clareironbrook: kurasumii: starry-nightengale: kurasumii: bolto: why did the cake is a lie become the like most quoted portal thing when literally everything glados said was funnier “Look, we both said a
natural–blues: tiny-septic-box-sam: emmeetslawschool: systlin: kasaron: systlin: werebearbearbar: cracked: Why Everything You Know About Vikings Is A Lie True story - There are historical accounts (well, there’s at least one historical
agxntkeen: I’m a criminal. Criminals are notorious liars. Everything about me is a lie. Spader’s 60th birthday week ≡ day five↳ Raymond Reddington
thehummusoffensive: How have I not watched Fringe before? It is so fucking good. Just… everything about it appeals to me - the characters, the settings, the way it’s shot, the extreme sci-fi of it all. I love this show like I haven’t loved a show
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katyamola: tuki-tuki-tuki: biculturallatina: girljanitor: tangledcurles: girljanitor: toonsketchbook: Okay so I know this is kinda taboo but anyways. Frida Kahlo: Not too easy on the eyes. I mean she’s got the lady-mo and the monobrow thing going
werebearbearbar: cracked: Why Everything You Know About Vikings Is A Lie True story - There are historical accounts (well, there’s at least one historical account) in which English people whine about how the Norse men bathe so often they’re able
sip-of-poison: shavingryansprivates: Christopher JonassenDevour, 2013 At first glance, these objects may look like planets but they are actually photos of the bottoms of frying pans. FUCK Everything I know is a lie
tavon-hamlet: itslaroneppl: itslaroneppl: roqweiler1911: silkktheshocka: demho3zhatinq: wolfflux: buhbuhraydudley: everything yall believed in is a lie It took me a minute lmao LMAAAOOOO don’t say anything … A hoe would get the joke I just
mrandmrsdoesdirtylilsecret: Daddy makes me leak… Everything is soaked after, we don’t care we lie there together in it sighing in each other’s arms, glowing, appreciating what we have in one another.
affectionsuggestion: Concept: I am lying on your bed, falling asleep to calm music. You are the big spoon and stroking my hair. Everything is soft and good.
affectionsuggestion:Concept: I am lying on your bed, falling asleep to calm music. You are the big spoon and stroking my hair. Everything is soft and good.
daji-ruhu: dnomyid: sirblazebot: demho3zhatinq: wolfflux: buhbuhraydudley: everything yall believed in is a lie It took me a minute lmao LMAAAOOOO don’t say anything … A hoe would get the joke I’m reblogging now because it took me SIX TIMES
rebelmercury: Everything you know is a lie
blackhat0061: EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE!
doomsfallibal: learn2laugh2day: Everything I know is a LIE i can’t believe this
learn2laugh2day: Everything I know is a LIE
tyleroakley: 16yrold: everything i know is a lie trust no viral video
suckeyangel: just shut ur face bc everything u say is a lie and im tired of u hurting me
youdeservedegrading: You are nothing but a desperate need. Everything else is a lie.
dandom-the-fandom: bolto: why did the cake is a lie become the like most quoted portal thing when literally everything glados said was funnier This is the biggest mystery in Portal
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cracked: Why Everything You Know About Vikings Is A Lie
perpetualx: I’m so done with everything But where is the lie.
muslimmilf: everything you know is a lie
artifuls: Things I have learned since becoming an Adult™ -don’t tell ur coworkers jack shit. You might think they’re your friends but they will sell you out for a paperclip -everything men tell you is a lie -store brand vanilla ice cream is better
cracked: Basically everything you know about ninjas is a lie.
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autisticmordin: clareironbrook: kurasumii: starry-nightengale: kurasumii: bolto: why did the cake is a lie become the like most quoted portal thing when literally everything glados said was funnier “Look, we both said a lot of things that *you’re*
jinxkatze: systlin: thechurchofapathy: systlin: kasaron: systlin: werebearbearbar: cracked: Why Everything You Know About Vikings Is A Lie True story - There are historical accounts (well, there’s at least one historical account) in which
browngrl: Everything you know about Aphrodite is a lie. She’s a brown salty girl
bennytcumberbatch: deansdickofsuspense: SO LAST NIGHT AT DINNER MY 11 YEAR OLD BROTHER RANDOMLY SAID “IS IT ‘OPEN SESAME’ OR ‘OPEN SAYS ME’” AND I AM REALLY CONTEMPLATING THE MEANING OF LIFE RIGHT NOW EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE STOP RUINING
demondetoxmanual: #That is his entire life lying cold in that bed #his entire reason for waking up most mornings #his best friend #his one constant #what he loves most in life#his brother #Everything is lost because this boy isn’t breathing
counterpunches: thebatmn: Natasha, what’s your status? #the visual language of natasha i cannot even fathom#everything is personal nothing is off limits#in the way she fights in the way she lies#she will bring herself down if it means doing what needs
boysaresuicidal2: My instant reaction is to lie and say everything is ok
mydarkangel2pls: spinavysuka: ‘’Tulips’’ read and written by Sylvia Plath The tulips are too excitable, it is winter here.Look how white everything is, how quiet, how snowed-in. I am learning peacefulness, lying by myself quietlyAs the light
supernaturallovinarmywife: a-s-k-i-n-g-a-l-e-x-a-n-d-r-i-a: cupcakecannibal: EVERYTHING I SEE IS A LIE MY LIFE HAS BEEN RUINED This is amazing
redhawke: The Western Approach is a large, arid expanse in southwestern Orlais. Farther west lie the Hunterhorn Mountains and uninhabited steppes and forests. fuck this land hoooooooly shit
smilethroughtears96: “When someone asks me what’s wrong, my instant reaction is to lie and say everything is fine, despite how crap I really feel.”
hipster: it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie