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Omg. not even 5 minutes later in the same episode and Xiaofei already wants Night back and is chasing after him. After making such a dramatic exit and shoving him away and telling him to leave him alone this bitch wants him back. And she has the guts

16andratchet: Has anyone even won a giveaway on tumblr tbh

Me: Alright, I’ve had a lotta pee accidents this week and already done laundry 4 times so no more wettings! Next time I have to go I’ll get up and go instead of ignoring it and waiting! I even won’t drink before bed so I won’t have to pee!!! Easy

Bladder control roleplay Omo sub:“Oooh my bladders so full!! I gotta pee so bad!! The slightest pressure and I would pee myself!! Pee soo much!!! Pee all over the-!!“Dom:

ouyangdan: leggywillow: truezodiacfact: Moth pit My reaction to this gif went from stone-faced “this is dumb” to full-on snickering gleefully in about fifteen seconds. you can’t just drop shit like this on my dash i hurt myself laughing

zetsubonna: black-quadrant: jalexfuck: no one gives fanfic writers enough credit like can we just slow clap it out for all the writers who can manage to finish a fic or just even start one and have the confidence to put it out there for everyone to

I just get so fatigued of needing to be, essentially, coached and babysat in order to get even partway through a task. Including shit that I legitimately want to do. It’s exhausting living a life spending exorbitant amounts of energy to have a pittance

lexi-rivers: friend: im so glad i met you… you’re so fun to talk to! i love talking to you… me, to myself: no. you fool. its the other way around. i, in fact, am the one who is glad to have met you. i am overjoyed in your presence. do not say that

fullhalalalchemist:when we say we’re tired of politics we mean that we’re tired if being scared, tired of being worn out, tired of anticipating the next hate crime, tired of seeing what shitty piece of legislation “conservatives” and even liberal

And the worst part is… You don’t even know

Lost Myself in an Endless Goodnight

Just when I think I’m probably just a full gay that wouldn’t mind making out with girls, something happens to remind me just how pansexual I really am. This is why I haven’t officially labeled myself yet.

Wish there was a way I could’ve captured my whole outfit yesterday because I ran into my ex while on the way to my friend’s 20th party and let me tell you, I fucking slayed him. He was so nervous and awkward, he couldn’t even talk to

acrylicice: some inspirational sea creatures. ive been seeing a ton of people not doing too well, many of them being my friends and even myself many times. so, inan effort to at least create a little bit of happiness, i drew up these guys to wish you

growth-crazy-girl: unnamed47: Prescription Based GoalsSo this will seriously grow my bust right? I’m trying to uh.. even myself out doc. Don’t act like you don’t know why! You’ve been staring at it since I walked in! Brought to you from the

macfarlinsane: Brian: Seth doesn’t have a chip on his shoulder but if he did, I’m the chip and he’s one hot sweet potato! Yeah, I’m jealous of even myself.

macfarlinsane: Brian: Seth doesn’t have a chip on his shoulder but if he did, I’m the chip and he’s one hot sweet potato! Yeah, I’m jealous of even myself.

okrutnyb: The resemblance might be small, but that scene reminds me the famous “Brace yourself. Winter is comming” from Games of Thrones. I just couldn’t keep myself from doing this. And you know what? New chapter will be out in 5 days!

I always talk about how I’m both Dean AND Cas-coded, but it’s such an embarrassing spit because it’s like Cas-coded: work myself into the ground because my sense of worth is inherently tied to how useful people find me, self-isolate

h34rken: post-coital estrogen angel This is the most comfortable I’ve been with my body in a long time and I’m really proud of… so much I’m just proud so that’s why this is going here because I’m just so happy with myself right now and

ahegao-intensifies: I haven’t slept yet and I hate myself

Oh god 2000 words about myself and the things i can do

today has been the worst day i’ve had in a while and i just want to be happy again. i was doing so well, but today i’ve just slept and felt sorry for myself and cried down the phone to my mum. I’ve actually had /those thoughts/ and

rabbitglitter: Nicki Minaj tweets about racism/ sizeism in regards to her videos for “Anaconda” and “Feeling Myself” not getting Video of the Year Nominations.Taylor “White Feminism” Swift makes it about her. How the fuck did Anaconda

terminallyinfatuated: I want to inhale every single gasp of your lungsbut I only in factgreedily drink in every aspect of you I am a drowning mariner inevitably loosing myself in your dephts What am I doing those two are supposed to be lovely light

loobeeinthesky: Another sneaky peek at what I’m up to. Sorry I always post WIPS lately (though I do love seeing other peoples wips myself) I’m so damn slow lately that I roll around in envy at the many prolific artists in fandom, I wish I had half

kiwiitin: I was going to try and draw some cool Fili for Dragonmuses Slinky-verse AU, but then I fluffed it. It just accidentally slipped and turned to fluff. It’s just that they’re too adorkable together I can’t help myself.

rapeculturerealities: perpetualshota: guess what? you’re not obligated to forgive your abuser/s if it’s been two weeks, a month, a year, or even a decade since your abuse happened, you still have a right to be angry about what happened you don’t

eldermckinley: me @ myself: so like….what exactly are you….going for

extrasassylampshade: dont-taunt-the-octopus: me: [at work, ringing up two parents and their toddler who’s sitting in the cart trying to get their attention] toddler, quietly, waving hands around: [incomprehensible] mom: what? toddler, even quieter:

Does anyone else get irritated when they see posts/hear people talking about a game in a series or episode of a show and they say “OMG skip this one it is terrible don’t even try it” etcetc? Especially if they don’t expand on why

on the brightside, even though I’ve already seen the next few episodes now, my little sister hasn’t, so that means I can pay more attention to her reactions when the episodes air, which are always adorable

artieuniverse: Listen. I just cannot get over how cute it is that Garnet and Pearl were building a sandcastle for crabs. Like, Steven wasn’t even over there, he was at the mailbox, so it wasn’t for his benefit. They’re just supercute dorks. Just

I understand, like, the physics and science or blah blah whatever of it, but I still think it’s total BS that oven mitts are rendered completely useless if they get even a little bit wet and I think the devs should patch that asap

dickspeightjr: sometimes i forget i’m not actually friends with some of you and i start to reply to your text posts and i have to stop myself

Why is it that I’m always so sad late at night when I need to go to sleep? I’ve actually been sad lately and I just berate myself because of it….. oh well random feel sorry for me post over

ckings: turbo-kitty: fifty-shadesofgay: seerofsarcasm: I CAN’T this is my favorite post on tumblr okay THAT COST ů?! WTF AMAZON I’M PISSING MYSELF OH MY GOD

dashingyounghero: derinthemadscientist: gooseweasel: derinthemadscientist: averyoddfishindeed: derinthemadscientist: bluecinnamonbunzuh: evanj2014: flyfella: leviathans-in-the-tardis: me-myself-and-will: carrot0nesie: ladies and gentlemen,

hiding-myself: i’m bored so let’s do an ANON HOUR, ASK ME ANYTHING

softnheavy: not-so-littlemisssunshine: sometimes my obesity surprises even myself not-so-little miss sunshine + Clips4Sale DO NOT remove caption Mmm, that belly!

blsh-nouveau: I made a poll to choose between Ruto and Medli. Then the first Zelda character I draw is Saria. Sometimes I baffle even myself! xD(Medli is still on the way, rest assured.)

claudiaboleyn:andromedoid: The worst part about mental illness is that doubt that you have it. Like yeah I have a professional diagnosis and I get panic attacks and anxiety attacks for no reason and yeah I sometimes can’t even function enough to get

dragonbby: Hair appreciation post because I work so hard on my own hair & I amaze even myself with I’m able to do. So far these colors have been my overall favorite & I plan to keep them through the holidays.

i was healing a soldier as he ran to a health pack and when he got to it he just stood there fucking stared at me like he knew he fucked upand not even 10 seconds later i was healing pharah and she still went for the fucking health packlike okay if u

mackblesa: thefeelofavideogame: FINAL CHAPTER: [NAME OF GAME] even better:

dragonbby: Hair appreciation post because I work so hard on my own hair & I amaze even myself with I’m able to do. So far these colors have been my overall favorite & I plan to keep them through the holidays.

michaelknight715: michaelknight715: Me….somewhere in East Baltimore….By: blissculturephotography Debated with myself for over a week about posting this thinking I would get no notes…but then was told I was cute on the very first….

blackpoeticinjustice: shittykvtt: Ok so boom, the point being made was some of y'all 21, not doing anything of the shit a MINOR is doing & still living up under mommy & daddy. Like ? Legally they not even responsible for themselves, but you at

sad-black: wheefle: park3rborn: catrightsactivist: me when I catch myself being negative Person with the Love sign: [in a weirdly calm, gentle voice, chanting while dancing around] accept yourself! love yourself! accept yourself! [voice cracking

gameandgraphics: Zelda toy photography has been quite popular on Instagram for some time now, especially thanks to the recent Figma and Nendroid figures. Even myself I’ve tried some attempts in the past (you can see my Hyrule Adventures here). But

tahol: Healing for myself The ring I prepared for you lost its pairIt is only left on my finger, and so sorrow criesWish it rains so it can hide my tearsCry, cry, cry again I feel that the sad song flowing in my earsmight stop my heart that sankThe soul

Trying to write the RivaMika KPop AU, but I end up cracking myself up every few lines. The responsibility of acting “cute” is our damn maknae’s, Erwin, not mine.

amayaokami: why did i put so much effort into this silly prompt i don’t understand myself sometimes

frantabulosa: I couldnt help myself heh~ ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ

I hate that feeling of not wanting to hang out with anyone but at the same time feeling super lonely. Maybe I’ve just gotten over the people I’ve surrounded myself with and need to make new friends

I can’t even deal with these doctors right now. I need to find out where my doctor went to cause I need him.

dragonbby: Hair appreciation post because I work so hard on my own hair & I amaze even myself with I’m able to do. So far these colors have been my overall favorite & I plan to keep them through the holidays.

Sometimes I get so frustrated or overwhelmed with everything bothering me that I literally can’t write or talk about it anywhere. Not even here.

Getting back on this shit since its been two weeks after my surgery. You can rub your shit in my face and talk about me but what is that going to do? I’m going to prove everyone wrong, even myself. No more playing games, no more unhealthy food.

putonyourbathingsuits: thesufjanstevensmodel5000: I’m the biggest nerd: wearing the National, listening to the National, about to go to the National @ Celebrate Bklyn. I’m afraid of everyone, even myself. Honk if you like boy bands. me too Suf,

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