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angst-and-fajitas: imjustusingthistolikeartists:prince-luffy:I truly hate the word “unalive.” There are so many other euphemisms that fictional Italian mobsters worked so hard to provide you with and you just ignore them. Especially when we were
homelikecarcass: alizdurshoe: bootycaller: today in philosophy i learned that witches were portrayed as riding broomsticks because back in the day it was a euphemism for riding the devil’s dick so just think about that before you consider dressing
iamhannalashay: chirotus: ruthlesswoodcarver: eupheme-butterfly: icecream-eaterrr: I just heard this woman say “you procrastinate because you are afraid of rejection. It’s a defense mechanism, you are trying to protect yourself without even trying.”
snarkylittleshark: starsandpolkadots: spontaneous-euphemisms: staceythinx: Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens…Raindrops on spiders may become one of your favorite things thanks to this fun gallery put together by Wired. That is so cute.
i-am-not-your-baby-unicorn:saltwaterandink: leviswaxedass: dahniwitchoflight: leviswaxedass: disneydamselestelle: scottylubemeup: THIS WAS A CHILDRENS MOVIE A CHILDRENS BIBLE MOVIE ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Amen FUN FACT: in hebrew, “feet” is a euphemism
icecream-eaterrr: eupheme-butterfly: icecream-eaterrr: I just heard this woman say “you procrastinate because you are afraid of rejection. It’s a defense mechanism, you are trying to protect yourself without even trying.” and I think I just realized
gamefreaksnz: The Cake is a Euphemism by Nathan Davis Artist: Website | Facebook | Redbubble | Tumblr Cake cake cake. These games are all about the princess baking the hero a cake. The villain wants cake. And like the “Mushroom Kingdom” wasn’t
morganoperandi:arandomthot: “good Christian honk” sounds like a euphemism They were just so caught up in the euphoria of seeing their friend that, for a minute, they lived in this world where catcalling didn’t exist.
cunnilingusbliss: freakyfriend23: Gentlemen, try to think of her orgasm as the honey. Honey pot really is the perfect euphemism for pussy. I’m also very fond of peaches… and mangoes
hilaryflorido: I said previous post that the ‘Single Pale Rose’ board was “an adventure for me.” This is a euphemism for saying that it was important to me and I stressed about it. When that happens, I usually step away from the computer and do
greenseer: i hate when ppl say “consumerism” as a euphemism for the problem when what they mean is “capitalism” like shhh its ok just say it. capitalism is the problem. u can say it
dorkydelphox: koolworu: youmu-konpaku: fun thing i just remembered in japanese, there’s a term for a person who dual wields swords called “ryoutoutsukai”, literally meaning something along the lines of “two sword user”. it’s ALSO a euphemism
shelikesherredthong: mr–echo: juicylilsecrets: Meow! 💝 I see your kitty 😉 That’s a little too much of a representative visual metaphor/euphemism
gooseweasel: If anyone tries to tell you that Shakespeare is stuffy or boring or highbrow, just remember that the word “nothing” was used in Elizabethan era slang as a euphemism for “vagina”. Shakespeare has a play called “Much Ado About
copperbadge: kiralamouse: gooseweasel: If anyone tries to tell you that Shakespeare is stuffy or boring or highbrow, just remember that the word “nothing” was used in Elizabethan era slang as a euphemism for “vagina”. Shakespeare has a play
whos-on-1st: #WE ARE ALL AGREED THAT CAKE IS A EUPHEMISM RIGHT? (via thebadddestwolf)
manywinged:manywinged:i don’t give a shit about celebrities fuck a parasocial relationship i just want to pet their catsthis isn’t a euphemism the only “little meow meow” i care about is the creature that lives in his home and
bemusedlybespectacled:historyofrobots:millennial-review:Wake up babe, new cursed capitalist doublespeak euphemism just droppedam I being too cynical in thinking that “polywork” is a brazen attempt to make “working multiple jobs” sound like “polyamory”?
pigcatapult:A kind person whose social justice vocabulary is outdated or inadequate for the concepts they’re trying to communicate is a better person than anyone who’d rip them down as a bigot for not keeping up with the euphemism treadmill. Morality
oelm: thecatbus replied to your post: thecatbus replied to your… Crimson Typhoon is the best euphemism for my period I never would have thought of omg
jackaloper:thethespacecoyote:I found these off brand cereals and they all sound like weird euphemisms for gay people *straight person voice* is he a…. y’know,.. marshmallow matey
dunyun-rings: dunyun-rings: I like grass pokemon people keep reblogging this thinking it’s a euphemism for weed but I just actually like grass pokemon you dicks
hilaryflorido: I said previous post that the ‘Single Pale Rose’ board was “an adventure for me.” This is a euphemism for saying that it was important to me and I stressed about it. When that happens, I usually step away from the computer and
corantus:i love how patty & marcie always call each other “weird”. it feels like a euphemism for something…
adventuresofcesium: i’m going to start using “going on a vacation to the spirit world” as a euphemism for sex
vchrisi: bowleggedbeauty: bootycaller: today in philosophy i learned that witches were portrayed as riding broomsticks because back in the day it was a euphemism for riding the devil’s dick so just think about that before you consider dressing up
leviswaxedass: dahniwitchoflight: leviswaxedass: disneydamselestelle: scottylubemeup: THIS WAS A CHILDRENS MOVIE A CHILDRENS BIBLE MOVIE ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Amen FUN FACT: in hebrew, “feet” is a euphemism for genitals. so if you ever see “washing
michigrim: bloodpatternblue: this scene becomes atleast twice as entertaining when you are aware that the Japanese verb 抱きしめ(to be embraced) is a euphemism for getting fucked senseless the more you know I did not know that but that does entirely
tmtm-tcb: closet-keys: Me and my gf decided this is the best euphemism for LGBTQ we’ve ever seen You can tell when lgbtq storylines are written by lgbtq people. This show is just everything.
owsposters: There is a More Guilty Party #7: Frank Luntz Euphemisms Download the poster pack Article on which this poster is based
#fuck me sideways #idk im overtired #leons magnus #wait no #NO #crap #ok #im TOO LAZY TO BACKSPCE I CANT BE TAMED #LEON MAGNUS #tales of destiny #husband is ‘leons magnus’ like some strange new euphemism for his dick now? Leon’s
jackaloper: thethespacecoyote:I found these off brand cereals and they all sound like weird euphemisms for gay people *straight person voice* is he a…. y’know,.. marshmallow matey
homelikecarcass:alizdurshoe: bootycaller: today in philosophy i learned that witches were portrayed as riding broomsticks because back in the day it was a euphemism for riding the devil’s dick so just think about that before you consider dressing
sugarmalkdraws: Here is my first set of digital stickers. I call it “Cutephemisms”. The background should be transparent so feel free to photoshop them onto things or whatever(just not things you are going to sell). Give me credit if you post them
Off to sample some of reichenbachrose ’s soup! (That is NOT a euphemism. Unfortunately…)
Off to sample some of reichenbachrose ’s soup! (That is NOT a euphemism. Unfortunately.)
hesitant-pants:jackaloper:thethespacecoyote:I found these off brand cereals and they all sound like weird euphemisms for gay people *straight person voice* is he a…. y’know,.. marshmallow matey Woah bruh, I just heard that he was a *lowers voice*
iloonylovegood: jackaloper: thethespacecoyote: I found these off brand cereals and they all sound like weird euphemisms for gay people *straight person voice* is he a…. y’know,.. marshmallow matey We have these at a grocery store near us and
whenever i see pics of hot dad re:c mink i always crave sausages, wtf.
kinkshamer69: i H A T E how “let’s watch a movie” has become a euphemism for sex like… if we have a thing and i invite you over to watch a movie sometimes i rlly wanna show you it? you haven’t seen christoper nolan’s academy award winning
jackaloper:thethespacecoyote: I found these off brand cereals and they all sound like weird euphemisms for gay people *straight person voice* is he a…. y’know,.. marshmallow matey
chirotus: ruthlesswoodcarver: eupheme-butterfly: icecream-eaterrr: I just heard this woman say “you procrastinate because you are afraid of rejection. It’s a defense mechanism, you are trying to protect yourself without even trying.” and I think
snugglebeartx: 9pm…in bed, 2 Vicodin and Puss in Boots. And no, that is not a euphemism. (Taken with Instagram at Warwick Castle)
littlelimpstiff14u2: No, it’s not a euphemism ! or slang ! Want to be him. 😌
koolworu: youmu-konpaku: fun thing i just remembered in japanese, there’s a term for a person who dual wields swords called “ryoutoutsukai”, literally meaning something along the lines of “two sword user”. it’s ALSO a euphemism for bisexuality
whyarentibritish: alizdurshoe: bootycaller: today in philosophy i learned that witches were portrayed as riding broomsticks because back in the day it was a euphemism for riding the devil’s dick so just think about that before you consider dressing
alizdurshoe: bootycaller: today in philosophy i learned that witches were portrayed as riding broomsticks because back in the day it was a euphemism for riding the devil’s dick so just think about that before you consider dressing up as a witch for
titanswithnoprivateslivein221b: leviswaxedass: dahniwitchoflight: leviswaxedass: disneydamselestelle: scottylubemeup: THIS WAS A CHILDRENS MOVIE A CHILDRENS BIBLE MOVIE ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Amen FUN FACT: in hebrew, “feet” is a euphemism for
zacfletch: christinafutagirl: Butty Butty Butty x Like butter. I wanna spread you on my toast (worst euphemism ever!)
natashabeepbeepromanoff: kinkshamer69: i H A T E how “let’s watch a movie” has become a euphemism for sex like… if we have a thing and i invite you over to watch a movie sometimes i rlly wanna show you it? you haven’t seen christoper nolan’s
urulokid:i-am-not-your-baby-unicorn:saltwaterandink:leviswaxedass:dahniwitchoflight:leviswaxedass:disneydamselestelle: scottylubemeup: THIS WAS A CHILDRENS MOVIE A CHILDRENS BIBLE MOVIE ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Amen FUN FACT: in hebrew, “feet” is a euphemism
