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flyingonthefriendshipship: Would you kill him in his bed?Thrust a dagger through his head?I would not, could not, kill the King.I could not do that evil thing. I would not wed this girl, you see.Now get her to a nunnery. ~ Green Eggs and Hamlet
bronzebasilisk: ehretha: Here’s a tip: Always have eggs in your fridge You just never know when someone will split their head open Or cut their finger while cooking And so on See that membrane there? While the blood is gushing - hold pressure and
bird–egg:Quagsire is one of my favourite pokemon. They just look so head empty I love them deeply.
driving-an-impala-in-isengard: actualholidaybakery: ehretha: A tip from your favorite nurse (that’d be me) Always have eggs in your fridge You just never know when someone will split their head open Or cut their finger while cooking And so on See
taraantino: Do you find me sadistic? You know, I bet I could fry an egg on your head right now, if I wanted to. You know, Kiddo, I’d like to believe that you’re aware enough even now to know that there’s nothing sadistic in my actions. Well, maybe
roganrichards: AND for all u peeps who have Easter today! Have a KIKASS! one from me and @hvncaustralia and my rabbit head. #photographybyroganrichards (no, im NOT laying an egg…)
ehretha: A tip from your favorite nurse (that’d be me) Always have eggs in your fridge You just never know when someone will split their head open Or cut their finger while cooking And so on See that membrane there? While the blood is gushing - hold
emeranova: As we all know this is Scrump, she only has a few more days to live due to the bug that laided eggs in her head, but for every like/reblog this picture gets we will donate a dollar towards getting Scrump the much needed surgery she needs
animmalcrossing: SO I BOUGHT A KINDER EGG TODAY, NATURALLY I GOT STRAIGHT DOWN TO OPENING UP THE TOY AND FOUND THIS WEIRD HORSE HEAD AND I WAS THINKING, ‘IS THIS IT?’ BUT THEN I TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN AND SUDDENLY SQUIRREL I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS
ambisinistrous-and-asinine: starkid challenge - nine characters [1/9] mama umbridge and from that moment forward, I picked up everything I could find and hoisted it up over my head, and I ate nothing but protein shakes, falcon eggs and rocks!
zoeykoko: thehellofitall: The new Pokemon designs suck. The originals were so much better Bum Head Fire Duck Purple Rat Bird With Leek and who could forget my personal favourite - Some Eggs you forgot some of my favorites, man Ball Eyebrows Ball
family-jewels-fan-2: at the beginning sucking the big toe of the foot, then kissing calves and thighs, later head between his thighs, kissing jewel and began to suck eggs
sakuraharunah: ☆xxi: midlife crisis☆“mama, papa’s been acting really weird lately. don’t you think so?” sarada asked one day over her bowl of rice. sakura hummed questioningly and turned her head towards her daughter, a bowl of eggs in her
superblys: idekhowtoname: ehretha: A tip from your favorite nurse (that’d be me) Always have eggs in your fridge You just never know when someone will split their head open Or cut their finger while cooking And so on See that membrane there? While
karkateverdeen: lpd-says-fuck-you: anorecsya: i wish my thighs were as small as my self esteem ✿◕‿◕✿ If you have tiny thigh, how will you crush head of man like egg between? this is the most inspiring post on this website
palpitogami: palpitogami: palpitogami: palpitogami: I CAN’T GET MY EGG OUT OF ITS CASE WTF IS THIS SHIT I’M NOT IN THE FUCKING GOBLET OF FIRE I WANT MY FUCKING CHOCOLATE A BRILLIANT IDEA!!! I LEGITIMATELY RAMMED MY HEAD INTO MY CHOCOLATE
vexenort: cumsquats: *cracks an egg on my head* *a lemon falls out* What a time to be alive what the fuck does this post even mean
thehellofitall: The new Pokemon designs suck. The originals were so much better Bum Head Fire Duck Purple Rat Bird With Leek and who could forget my personal favourite - Some Eggs
faetouchedinthehead: itsalburton: bronzebasilisk: ehretha: Here’s a tip: Always have eggs in your fridge You just never know when someone will split their head open Or cut their finger while cooking And so on See that membrane there? While the blood
emeranova: As we all know this is Scrump, she only has a few more days to live due to the bug that laided eggs in her head, but for every like and reblog this picture gets we will donate a dollar towards getting Scrump the much needed surgery she needs
theladyofloki: karkateverdeen: lpd-says-fuck-you: anorecsya: i wish my thighs were as small as my self esteem ✿◕‿◕✿ If you have tiny thigh, how will you crush head of man like egg between? this is the most inspiring post on this website
ruinedchildhood: viktor-loves-yuu: blueelectricangels: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: ragedorito: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: floating-head: I made ramen today FREE THE EGGS FROM THE FLAVOUR CUBE “BECAUSE YOU OVERCOOKED THEM WHILE TYPING THIS”
bpdchiaki: *cracks an egg on top of own head* aesthetic
blueinkforbluescreen: You always push their head onto your pussy as I’m about to cum to distract them. By the time they realize the warmth radiating from their womb is my potent semen, they’ve already had enough orgasms to make sure my egg fertilizer
yeah, i don’t have time to count calories today. mom made my breakfast and it was amazing. no questions asked. eggs, veggies, old bay, etc. andi also had some fruit and two cups of coffee. working 10-5pm so no lunch and after work i head south for
pudgebelly: Got stuffed at breakfast before heading out to work. 3 eggs in a basket, a load of salad, some tzatziki, a big bowl of fatty yogurt with cranberry & raspberry soup, and almost a pint of coffee. Now I’m gonna have to resist the urge
bronzebasilisk: ehretha: Here’s a tip: Always have eggs in your fridge You just never know when someone will split their head open Or cut their finger while cooking And so on See that membrane there? While the blood is gushing - hold pressure and crack
spoopy-tardis-noise: ehretha: A tip from your favorite nurse (that’d be me) Always have eggs in your fridge You just never know when someone will split their head open Or cut their finger while cooking And so on See that membrane there? While the blood
beautifulpicturesofhealthyfood: Cauliflower ‘Bread’ Sticks - To-die-for mock bread-sticks made with cauliflower that are low in calories, carbs and fat….RECIPE INGREDIENTS: 1 head cauliflower, large (7” - 8” wide) ¼ cup egg whites ½
optimistic-lemons: vexenort: cumsquats: *cracks an egg on my head* *a lemon falls out* What a time to be alive what the fuck does this post even mean When life hands you lemons….
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: ragedorito: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: floating-head: I made ramen today FREE THE EGGS FROM THE FLAVOUR CUBE “BECAUSE YOU OVERCOOKED THEM WHILE TYPING THIS” I actually went “Awwwwwwww” at “Fear not soft noodles”
chocolate-socrates: shabbalabbadicklong: I hope my future wife hooks me up like this but i like my eggs scrambled with cheese BAWSE Breakfast and head is a start to a great morning
afrikanbabyd0ll: ethiopienne: sheishurr: morenamagia: fyeahkerrywashington: This will never. get. old. LOOOOOOOOOOOL lmao why she had to crack the egg on her head though? kerry washington saying “mmm, cheese”—also known as the gif i never
bookishandi: bald-eagle-heads-faberge-eggs: David Tennant wearing great shirts The fact that Tennant lets his nerd flag fly like crazy (and likes comics, I can’t tell you how hard I nerdgasmed during the Nerdist interview)
coralreefer420: N3rd Glass made a fab egg as big as my head!
gaave: concernedresidentofbakerstreet: driving-an-impala-in-isengard: actualholidaybakery: ehretha: A tip from your favorite nurse (that’d be me) Always have eggs in your fridge You just never know when someone will split their head open Or cut
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