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Saw a friend make this so I decided to try it out! Veggies and double the protein! Salmon and over easy egg! Protein shake wasn’t enough…time to feed the Beastette! (at Asian Barbie’s Dollhouse)
You Have A New Message from: Sysca Suicide Age 23Location Francenot into: volcanomakes her happy: fried eggs and salmon in the morning. the smell of orange cinnamon tea. the smell of soap. being with my friends. listening to the cure when I’m home
slapmytitties: i have 7 mutual friends with an egg what the fuck
yes i will pretend to be your cousin and be your friend because i clicked your pokemon eggs, person i dont know at all
Running out of boxes, so I’m wondertrading Vulpixes away! Let the Bidoofs roll in! If you want one, my friend code is 1005-9015-5659; most are modest nature, and quite a few have Flare Blitz. I’m about 550-600 eggs in here… qq
alwayscommando: Slipping my cock into your tight ass in public while you chat with friends and have to keep a straight face I’d rather stick a remote controlled egg vibe into you and play with it as you chat
foie: thecutestofthecute: My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. I am tearing up
roughirlust: This Mexican mother of 2 wanted to try a BBC for the first time so her hubby hooked her up with his friend Max. Listen to hubby egg his boy on as he rips her fat ass up! Shit is HOT!!! ***AMATEUR SHIT***
redraider91: gray-eggs-n-ham: Commission for @Redraider91 of Punk!Marty showing off her new piercing to her friend, Beanie!** Commission Info || Ko-fi ** Marty doesn’t have the heart to tell Beanie that she was suppose to get two piercings but
my friend showed me this easter egg he found in his WoW server and I couldn’t stop squeeing at the cuteness
markipliergamegifs: This is the most friend statement I’ve ever heard lol Markiplier Makes: An Egg Drop
woolandflax:countess-of-edessa:insaneostyle:Shocking how many people don’t know that hens lay non-fertilized eggs and think the yolk they’re eating is a baby chicken once tried desperately to make my friend understand that yolks were not, like, a
elesheva:recently it has come to my attention that you are not all grocery shopping with your friends. you should grocery shop with your friends. it is fun and it counts as socializing and you can all get excited about buying eggs together. thank you
urbies: lemonadeleathers: aloneveganreed: callmekitto: internetfeet: People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here” And menstuation is
spitblaze: ‘tamagotchi’ is actually a pun, comprised of the Japanese words ‘tamago’ (egg) and ‘tomodachi’ (friend). Unfortunately, the closest English equivalent of this pun would be ‘Friegg’.
bigbigtruck:a-slightly-sad-egg: saxifraga-x-urbium: bigbigtruck: quotes taken from the source (the 4th one is Bumpus wanting dinner, friends can back me up on this) come back to me most perfect of comics wee I got a message from a follower on
I didn’t quite finish,but yay more benefactor gorging. Some great friends cheered me up by helping me get dinner tonight, special HUGE thanks to both of them (and lots of hugs, they’re the best) That’s six egg rolls, an order of crab rangoons,
brawltogethernow:alexseanchai:woolandflax:countess-of-edessa:insaneostyle:Shocking how many people don’t know that hens lay non-fertilized eggs and think the yolk they’re eating is a baby chicken once tried desperately to make my friend understand
“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.” ― Bernard Meltzer
buttgasm: ircimages: My friend went to a nerd factory. They gave him a bag of rejects and said “Enjoy your bag of diabetes.” HEY GUYS THESE LOOK LIKE DINOSAUR EGGS owo
timedaquarius: How Canadians are hatched. The eggs are laid in mudbeds in the early fall, and will hatch mid-winter as Pucklings to forage for syrup amongst the elk. can my Canadian friends confirm or deny this? I remember my first ice patch, it
thecutestofthecute: My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it.
poigifs: Have you learned anything? Just that Kruger’s got a lot of friends, appears to be happily married, and Shaw likes truffled quail eggs.
goatygoatyeah said: i’ve done that, you need to get a ped egg i had one, i actually just gave it away to a friend a few days ago lmfao i never used it
ask-detemmienation:* thanks you friends!! * tem saves money for cool egg,and thank you for tem flake!! * ALSO,, tem only know what tem flake are made of,D’aww~!
dancingflies: lemonadeleathers: aloneveganreed: callmekitto: internetfeet: People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here” And menstuation
lemonadeleathers: aloneveganreed: callmekitto: internetfeet: People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here” And menstuation is when the
pizzaforpresident: babyb0nez666: assistantt0theregionalmanager: pizzaforpresident: I’ve never met a smart person named Ashley I have a friend named Ashley and one time she took the fish eggs from the top of her sushi and put them in a glass of
koschei-the-ginger: karkat-barakat: So yesterday I got bored so I made a Facebook account for an egg And I friended a bunch of my friends and some strangers and posted some really dumb Facebook updates And people started messaging me so I responded
gamsee: squarekun: gamsee: all of my friends are hot and im a egg lay upon all your friends and fry yourself this is the most inspirational thing thats ever been said to me
shampain-dreamland: santakissu: professor-maple-art: angryplum: How Canadians are hatched. The eggs are laid in mudbeds in the early fall, and will hatch mid-winter as Pucklings to forage for syrup amongst the elk. can my Canadian friends confirm
itscolossal: Egg Love and Other Felted Food Friends by Hanna Dovhan
brunten:Just your friendly neighborhood egg head
enitari: my standards for men: dark hair tall dork stupid smile stupid egg popular with the ladies when actually very gay in love with ur childhood friend koujaku be koujaku
mikotomisakas: idc what you say this is the best moment of the whole episode
elesheva: recently it has come to my attention that you are not all grocery shopping with your friends. you should grocery shop with your friends. it is fun and it counts as socializing and you can all get excited about buying eggs together. thank you
ceryskitty: Thanks to larbestaaargh and friends on Twitter, I’m now into some fucked up shit. Here’s my contribution. W.I.P: Unedited 3200 words, for Perceptor/Brainstorm, parasite smut Warnings: parasites, eggs, restraints, master/pet, humiliation,
corind: BEST SELLERS ANGEL DRESS SKULL DRESS MUSIC IS MY ONLY FRIEND SHIRT EGGS SWEATSHIRT FLORAL DRESS BLACK BASEBALL BOMBER HEART TANK TOP ALIEN CROP TOP EYE OF THE TIGER BOMBER JACKET PLANTS ARE FRIENDS T-SHIRT
jeanmarcoing: things to call your best friend: asshole looser fucking nerd piece of shit fuckin egg wife/waifu/husbando mayonnaise egg bitch salad meme loving fuck
A friend….for my friend…(localeggboi)EGG THIS IS BEAUTIFUL D’8
chiicharron replied to your post “I had a dream that I was friends with you but I don’t know what you…” make me eggs i want a super cooked middle or solid hard boiled eggs cooks u
