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egberts: ashirina: egberts: i eat the tools Stop it crumch
egberts: burrito-john: egberts: youre not friends if you havent pooped at each others houses but what if the friend is across the country or in another country?
egberts: striders: egberts: april fools! whats the joke me
egberts: egberts: i want to be rich enough to be able to donate money to every young person in need i see on this website, i don’t care why they’re in need. i’m going to be everyone’s sweet, kind, open-minded grandparent who has a mysteriously
egberts: coolscar: egberts: what happened when the guy shop lifted the calendar? he got 12 months crime isnt a joke
egberts: astrolopy: egberts: do you think that mosquitos dare their friends to bite somebody with bugspray on no, because mosquitos don’t have the mind to be able to communicate in such complex ways. oh im sorry i didnt know u were the worlds top
egberts: snacklemore: egberts: my life in one picture there is no picture i have no life
egberts: shingekinoemily: egberts: i know how to put an end to discrimination and racism
egberts: beatrixtipplepot: egberts: WHY ARE THERE SO MANY DIFFERENT KINDS OF PASTA if i had a penne for every time i’ve asked myself that same question you didnt just do that
egberts:nullifier:egberts:every single day i think about the post that’s like “cats be in the litter box like ksh ksh ksh ksh” because every single day my cat DO be in the litter box like “ksh ksh ksh ksh”this is really what
egberts: sgtfarron: egberts: how to poprocks work they have very very high pressure bubbles in them and when they come into contact with saliva the candy dissolves and the bubbles pop wow nerd
egberts: egberts: this is my new kitty shes really tiny and my momma named her ivory!!!!! SHE USED TO BE SO TINY NOW SHES LIKE
egberts: unsuccessfulmetalbenders: egberts: BATHTUBS ARE JUST REVERSE BOATS get away from me *scoots closer to you* boats
egberts: egberts: put confetti in a shotgun to make it a shotfun apparently if you do this the confetti will catch on fire and it’ll probably end badly so please stop reblogging this
egberts: gymtymeblink: egberts: do other countries have a groundhog day? do you all gather on February second and watch with bated breathe as a groundhog emerges from its hole? do you forecast the next six weeks of weather based on if the groundhog
egberts:egberts:remember back when tumblr images used to be small by default and you had to click them to make them full size and if you wanted them to be full size by default you needed a missing e extension
egberts: rainbowcookiz: egberts: person running in an anime opening: *dramatically stumbles a little but doesn’t fall* i hate that you added this because this is EXACTLY what i watched before making this post
egberts: cat3277: egberts: how do i manage to spend 60 hours a day on this website theres only 24 hours in one day
egberts:egberts: why is your nose in the middle of your face because its the scenter
egberts: wikeni: kanmae-west: nymph-in-the-yellow-dress: egberts: spooktre: egberts: minute and minute shouldn’t be spelled the same im not content with this content i object to that object I need to read what I read again Excuse me but there’s
egberts: steam-powered-salamander: egberts: 私はうんちする必要があります never give up That says I need to poop. i never said it didnt
egberts: egberts: when people make quesadillas without cheese in them…. do y’all even know what queso means or…. a quesadilla without cheese is just a damn dilla Who does this though?
egberts: egberts: why is your nose in the middle of your face because its the scenter
egberts: egberts: burrito-john: egberts: youre not friends if you havent pooped at each others houses but what if the friend is across the country or in another country? i made this post over a year ago, and now, in hindsight, i would like to
egberts: pathosprit: egberts: pathosprit: egberts: y'all remember before ebooks were big and simulreleases were a thing when a new manga chapter would come out and you’d have to wait for some dedicated soul to scan all the pages in, clean them
egberts: egberts: egberts: why is your nose in the middle of your face because its the scenter I STOLE THIS FROM A LAFFY TAFFY WRAPPER AND IT GOT 3100 NOTES IM CRYING
egberts: egberts: egberts: just got a weighted blanket fellas, i’ll keep you updated update 1: heabvy update 2: confy
egberts: bird-demon: egberts: bird-demon: egberts: do you ever just think about how much, like, metal there is in the world? how everything is made of matter but when humans built cars they didn’t *make* that matter. it was harvested from the
egberts: warhammer-of-cillyhoo: egberts: egberts: my mom finally bought a toaster why did this get notes we’re happy for you its just a toaster
egberts: adhdalistair: egberts: spiderking511: egberts: when I was like 10 I really wanted to see what happens inside the fridge when you close it so I waited until I was home alone and I cleared all the food and shelves out, got inside, and shut
