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HAHAHAHA… the look on Bulbasaur’s face… fuckin’ priceless!
Those are some shiny, round, nice, well drawn titties… I can work with that. ^_^
GAHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAAH! Whatever mind came up with this… I salute you.
Holy fuck…. how did I not see that…
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! You git yers Pikachu!
…. I’m gonna try this line for sure… >_>
Aw yeah! Pokemon lingerie shots. ;)
lmao… Holy fuck balls…. IF ANIMALS WERE FAT AND BOUNCY….. Mind. Blown.
This legitimately reminds me of one of my exs…. >_>
What do you do?
xxx
Ahahahaha, I love me a good American joke. Heh. ^_^
Ohhh if I had gotten something like this day I would have died of laughter. Heh.
………. Ah… to be a cow… good times. ;)
LITERALLY… at least 4 times the size as her friends combined. Its like shes 8 months pregnant in each tit… thats fucked up…
Huh… Whomever made this must have modeled it after me. Ya… totally. ^_^
Well I wouldn’t say ALWAYS… I mean that’s just silly. MOST of the time would be more accurate. ^_^
AHAHAHAHAH! I love me a good T-rex joke! XD
You know you’ve been spending too much time on webcam chatrooms when reading “opan” in a book makes you giggle… >_>
*DISCLAIMER* I dont care what size yer tits are… I just posted this for comedic effect. =)
This didn’t gross me out in the least. =_=
The Arts. Giving you musical anal for centuries…
=O I almost vom’d before I noticed the cat… can imagine how greasy it’d be…?
THANK YOU! Honestly! Large people (who I have no problem with) have CORRUPTED this word. Its a sad sad world we live in….
Seems about right…
Ha. As if women are even still that nice these days. Please.
…………….. I don’t even know what to say……..
This sign is DESIGNED to kill idiots…. nice.
ME TOO!
Gahahahaha! I give it 10 years before America devolves to this… ^_^
I wonder if ducks think we look that ridiculous….
Well if her shadow is any indication I should date this broad… immediately…
Awwww poor mushroom.
Golden… just golden….
… You’d think if you were about to sell your mouth for a grade you’d make sure it’d work first….
Is there some kind of Nobel prize for banisters… I have your winner right here….
…………. I dont even know what to say. >_>
Who doesn’t? I mean as long as they bathe…. and are disease free… and dont look several decades older than they are, and wont try to stab me in my sleep, or steal from me, or cant fake an orgasm, or… Imma have to rethink
I have actually accomplished this. Some women are just generous. Amen. ^_^
Honestly… this is how I feel about chipper people in the morning if I haven’t had coffee yet….
…. I don’t even know what to say…
Bro… you dont deserve a penis. =_=
Ya… that’s always my assumption. The bitches in question tend to disagree however… it ends badly in general… luckily I don’t give a shit. ^_^
This needs to become a dead technology already… why are these still produced… WHY?
I REALLY hope a Canadian made that… it seems awesome enough to be Canadian…
… truth…
… it looks like my years and years of gifting my wisdom to the world have paid off. Well done disciple… well done…
Took the words right out of my mouth Mr. Green Pint.
AMEN!
Words to live by my friends. =)
My blessings upon all of you Tumblrites. =)
Totally. I haven’t tasted soft soft lips in far too long…
Hey, there’s always a price to pay for glory. I reckon it’s worth it some times. ^_^
lol This is beyond epic…
Nurse Joy… you sexy bitch you…
Possibly the most epic billboard of all time… >_<
…. is it wrong that I find this AMAZINGLY cute?