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onlyshecums: “I know your cock is dying to cum, my Love, I can taste it. What would you have me do? Should I let your poor horny cock cum? Or should I let you eat my pussy out instead? It’s one or the other.” It wasn’t a fair question,
Heartbreak is an odd kind of pain because you're not dying. You are not even sick. You are perfectly fine, yet you hurt so much that you can't even breathe. You can't sleep and you can't stop the tears from falling. You may eat too much, or you may not
the last thing you see before you die(or eat my ass)
ashliecat666: Earth is just another womb. I’m sure we never thought we would feel the sun on our faces or grass on our feet when we were inside our mothers. We eat and drink from other things to survive and grow every day. We are not born to die, we
Y’all are fucking desperate on this site to make me hate horses aren’t you? the fuckers have finger legs and die from eating and newborn foals have fucked up hooves that are super trypophobia or whatever it is!! WHAT THE SHIT
lemonsharks: curseworm: human brain: sometimes we need to do boring things with no gratification or immediate benefit monkey brain: absolutely not. die Human brain: ok what if we eat chips while we do the boring thing monkey brain: I’m suspicious
astrolocherry:when the spotlight bursts… this is the lantern of love. leo people stop eating and attending to their daily cares after a relationship breakdown or betrayal. im pretty sure a leo could die of heartbreak. Me too.
slbtumblng: riendonut: If a drawing looks good or finished to you, always upload it online. You’ll instantly see everything that’s wrong with it and how incompetent you are and how much you really just wanna eat Hot Pockets and die Life facts.
watchmenphotomanips: vickisage: flyingrat: vickisage: littlefairybun: littlefairybun: Watchmen! GO! Find out how an enstranged acquaintance died. Break into your friends homes or, “Watchmen Stops” and take whatever you’d like to eat. Catch
did-you-kno: If you die alone at home, your pets will eat you. Dogs might wait several days until they’re starved for food, but cats will likely eat you within a day or two. Source
atomictiki: animedads: urgent message to Donkey Kong: just eat the bananas instead of putting them in a cave you enormous bitch idiot If there are 35 million banans and Donkey Kong eats them all he will die from radiation exposure (3500 mSv or 350 rem)
snakegay: veeshnyah: snakegay: dont follow me if you disrespect rice. if you put ketchup or goddamn MAYO on rice then unfollow me block me report yourself and also die and I EAT RICE WITH MUSTARD AND MARSHMALLOWS WHERE’S YOUR GOD NOW??!! i suppose
I don’t even wanna eat,sleep or do anything anymore I just wanna lay here in my bed an die from loneliness or just die because ion even know what to live for any more
oldirtyhank: whisperingrapture: My local humane society posts pictures of new adoptions. This one makes me so happy. yeah the old fucker is gonna die and the cat will begin to starve and probably eat his flesh, or just die because they let some old
somebodycatchmybreathhhh: “I want to go to sleep and not wake up, but I don’t want to die. I want to eat like a normal person eats, but I need to see my bones or I will hate myself even more and I might cut my heart out or take every pill that was
whitegirlsaintshit: bewilden: fileformat: how are these people not dead Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die and if i wanna eat a dick or two,
comtessedebussy: prettiestcaptain: Priestly’s t-shirts appreciation gif set TIP ME OR DIE CAT, THE OTHER WHITE MEAT IT’S TOURIST SEASON SHOOT THEM AT WILL YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS? YOU’RE STUPID SURF NAKED SAVE A TREE EAT A BEAVER ORGASM DONOR
insid3-im-dying: boys-and-suicide: This Is how it feels to have depression.Or an eating disorder.Or anxiety.Or when you’re dealing with self harm. Pulling you under Or any kind of mental disorder.
colourofoctober: spankjonze: who is going to ride or die for me this hard ok but like what I have never understood is why this was such a big deal… like we eat ice cream all the time and it’s no biggie?!?!!! HOW FREAKIN COLD WAS IT?!!??
josh-monster-lover: “It’s the death of art and it’s killing young people because it is just like fast food, it may taste good at first but after you eat it for many years you might just get really fat or sick and die.” — LADY GAGA
beautifulandthick: Eat pussy or die trying….
of-kismesis-deactivated20120816: I’m not trying to die, I’m trying to make the pain stop. For the new guidelines, I’m stating that I am not in any way, promoting self harm or eating disorders. The worse thing you can do is get addicted. Eating
Priestly’s t-shirts appreciation gif set TIP ME OR DIE CAT, THE OTHER WHITE MEAT IT’S TOURIST SEASON SHOOT THEM AT WILL YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS? YOU’RE STUPID SURF NAKED SAVE A TREE EAT A BEAVER ORGASM DONOR | ASK FOR YOUR FREE SAMPLE I
sandsvendor100:Eat Fruit Or Die Trying
johnniewaswolf: candy corn is disgusting and if u disagree idgaf you are also prolly disgusting too idk you prob eat mayo out of a jar or some shit it’s the same kind of grossness welp i guess it’s time to die because deep-fried candy corn apparently
deadlyflashesofgreen: prettiestcaptain: Priestly’s t-shirts appreciation gif set TIP ME OR DIE CAT, THE OTHER WHITE MEAT IT’S TOURIST SEASON SHOOT THEM AT WILL YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS? YOU’RE STUPID SURF NAKED SAVE A TREE EAT A BEAVER ORGASM
rubybellucci: Just realized how alone I am & that the handful of people I call “friends” couldn’t care if I lived or died, but anyways, that’s life. I’m gonna eat some cereal.
