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dutchster: IT’S BACK! I LOVE THIS VIDEO SO MUCH This made me so happy
dutchster: HOW ADORABLE IS THIS KITTY
dutchster: dulect: Macklemore and Ryan Lewis at the Grammys with Queen Latifah, Mary Lambert and Madonna performing Same Love (x) not blocked video
dutchster: don’t forget these
dutchster:look at that dog trying to help
dutchster: [via,real source]
dutchster: why haven’t i seen this on tumblr yet this is so goodKaty Perry - Dark Horse (Sang in 20 Styles)
dutchster: look at that dog trying to help
dutchster: countretenor: lanactrlaltdelrey: this girl is fucking ridiculous this bitch just killed me i fucking love her, lele is my hero I almost pee’d oh my gosh
dutchster: dutchprostitute: flappy bird WATCH THIS AND ENABLE CAPTIONS!
dutchster: HUMAN HOW DID YOU GET STUCK UNDER THERE WAIT LET ME HELP YOU
dutchster: vaginapowersactivate:
dutchster: don’t forget these These are funny..
dutchster: get rich or die 9 times trying
dutchster: he looks so pleased in the end “DID YOU SEE THAT?”
dutchster: reckless-emotions: shavingryansprivates-deactivate: Justin Bieber simply can’t seem to keep himself out of trouble. Police were dispatched this morning to respond to an altercation at a Starbucks in West Hollywood involving some familiar
dutchster: sexual-frustration: Hysterical Literature; reading with a vibrator. 1 2 3 4 you left out the best one: stoyathe rest: 6 7 8 9
dutchster: gordon ramsay congratulates a contestant
dutchster: i need an app that identifies your nudes and puts a sweatsuit over them whenever someone is looking through your phone
dutchster: masturbation is a touchy subject
dutchster: snakes never visit a restaurant because they don’t have any fingers to point at the words they can’t pronounce on the menu
dutchster: this can’t get any more golden retriever
dutchster:sometimes my selfies don’t get the attention they deserve but it’s ok because van gogh wasn’t appreciated in his time either
dutchster:i’m glad bo shares my thought on this
dutchster: game guide: we don’t recommend playing as a mage on your first playthrough- me, running from enemies, with two hp to my name: fuck you i’m a wizard Pretty much my every game play.
dutchster: when you have the hiccups while trying to sleep
dutchster: homophobia is stupid. who the hell is afraid of homes
dutchster: SHOUTOUT TO BEES BEING WILLING TO KILL THEMSELVES JUST TO INCONVENIENCE A HATER, THAT’S HARDCORE AS FUCK
dutchster: when you try to flick away a bug but it comes towards you instead
dutchster: this was the result of a korean high school having no rules for their senior photos
dutchster: and the battle continues
dutchster: when you lean forward in the car the seatbelt is like “WAIT TOO FAST I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO DIE” like aw someone cares about me
dutchster: my favorite thing is when i get asked about my interests and i panic and start telling lies
dutchster: do twins ever realize one of them was unplanned
dutchster: “this pizza is gonna go straight to my butt” i say as i grab the pizza and slap it against my butt
dutchster: “sir, are you going to buy the bed?”i don’t know, let me sleep on it
dutchster: trying to find someone you like who likes you back
dutchster: as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them
dutchster: i’d probably try a lot harder if masturbation wasn’t a thing
dutchster: when i see a clothing item i like and check the price tag
dutchster: this twitter is too precious for this world
dutchster:hey guys i think i got a pretty nice tan over the summer, what do you think? before: after:
dutchster: theirs: a zoo of dogs dressed up as other animals
dutchster: i used to be passive aggressive, but now i’m aggressively passive. don’t mess with me kiddo. i’ll be right here. i’ll fucking forgive you
dutchster:maybe the reason i can’t sleep is because there are enemies nearby