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Here are the basic tennants Is there a god? No, it seems highly unlikely. However, there may be a demiurge or demiurges (mortal creator) if simulated reality theory pans out. As such, we are agnostic atheists Is there an afterlife/soul? There is no soul,
The fact that you can’t wear a cat as a teeshirt without injuring it is proof enough to me that there is no god
My mom said that if this post get 20,000,000,000,000,003 likes she will buy my gay dog a fluffy chicken and respect its identity as a rooster
“Private Ethan Pitch, please report to kitchen for reassignment.” The grating, sludge-y voice of S.H.E.R.R.Y.L. oozed through the intercom. Ethan was astounded how perfectly the voice synthesizer chosen for the ship’s clerical AI mimicked the
I swear, everyone in this fandom is a fucking psycho. I guess I’m not an exception
transpotter: trans/queerphobia is not limited solely to the actual murder of people it also includes but is not limited to: casual cissexism (ie. “girls are so strong dealing with their periods!”) denial of privilege (ie. “yeah gay people might
Awwee shit this’ll be sweetYeeeahhhh now lets slap some colours on that bitchSick. as. heeeelll.
Hahah whats the point of having a day off when theres dick-all to do
all the timee'eryday
is a really bad time for Brobot/Jake inspiration to come out of no where goddamn
what kind of things would you like to see me draw?I’m all out of ideas so I kinda wanna hear others u v u
yummytomatoes replied to your post: curious erisol KAR…GAM GETOUTsirjakeenglish replied to your post: curious davexjohn uou /shot jksdfjksdfjk I love JohnDave idk why I haven’t drawn them………. captain-gumdrops replied to your
mallius replied to your post: curious de..r..se..ceeest ye„, and you draw the most beautiful lalondes omgggg YESSSS I need to draw this so bad wow I fell really hard for that pairingokay I’m going to keep this here as a reminder because I keep
GT: NO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT GIVE ME A BONER DIRK!!!
bunnywith said: You are Homestuck YOU ARE AWKWARD BY DEFAULT WEEP mallius said: hhhuffff hufffff come to tcaffff!!!!!!!! also i didnt know you were canadian omfg TRUST ME YOU DON’T WANT ME THERE LOL
I … don’t even watch… the ….. show..
I have no motivation to do anything I could finish this porn, but I’d rather draw the things in my head without actually having to draw themI just want them to appearwheres the mind printer when you need it
that was the hottest update to dateI’m in a goddamn cocoon of towels
I’m looking through all my old files and there’s SO much old Hetalia porn in here that I DO NOT remember drawingIm like sitting here in my room alone laughing about it I actually made myself feel better LOL
why can’t everyone just wear stiletto heels
goatprince replied to your post: one of the first people to answer was right but… it was me wasn’t it ya it wasit’s not easy being 6 years old forever because no matter how much you age you’re still somehow 6
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You decide to take Johns suggestion and throw yourself a POINTLESS WRIGGLING DAY ACKNOWLEDGEMENT GET-TOGETHER You feel like a fucking tool
That moment when most of the picture looks pretty good, but there’s that one little thing that, no matter what you do, you cannot seem to fix……….
HER TONGUE IS WHITE THATS SO FUCKING CUTEKLSDJKFSJKDFJKF
Okay now thanks to that last thing, I have this headcanon that Bro would grab Dave, and just throw him over his shoulder and take him places, no matter what the kid was doing at the time
I found a baby spider in my bathroom the other day, I like spiders so I thought it was cute and let it hang aroundtonight I found another one descending from the ceiling, so I look up and there’s like TWENTY OF THEM JUST CRAWLING AROUND UP THERE
SCREAMING A LOT OF SCREAMING HOLY SHIOTNMSEJKFGSJKDFJKSDFSCREAMS INTO PILLOW OMFGALLOFTHAT DIIIIRRKKKKKKKWHYAREYOUSOAMAZING
wooowww idk what to draw anyone wanna throw me a pairing?? and maybe a situation….
I realized the only reason I’ve been putting off drawing human!Squarewave and Sawtooth is because I CAN’T ………DRAW HATS…….
man I was on a roll and now I cant draw anymorewelp back to the floor
Every time I go looking through my filesI find thisand every timeI just stare
why are people stupid
I hate it when Im in the middle of drawing something, its going well, and then suddenly I get a strong urge to draw something completely different
Im not feeling so great these days u m u So I’ll probably be posting/drawing a lot less for a little while, which Ive sort of already been doing……… at least until I find some inspiration
TOUCHES THE UPDATE
Okay so I was drawing Caliborn when I had a stupid thoughtWhat if cherubs had these tiny, nubby tails, that sort of just wiggled around uselessly, and were so small they could just hide them in their pantsit would have no other purpose other than looking
AND HERE’S WHYKurloz: 10-15 minutes to roughly scribble downmeulin: over an hour, and like 45 minutes of that was just painstakingly adjusting her BOOB.AND SHE STILL HAS NO ARMS
nothin to do, so I took the derse/prospit dreamer test for the hell of itand Im a prospit dreamer !
I got an ask a long time ago asking to post any old art that I had? Well these arent like reallyyy old, but they’re from late 2007, and something Im not totally embarrassed to post lol……
giving the dreamer test to someone else made me realize I matched up my results wrong and am actually a Derse dreameroh well Im here illegally dont tell anyone
To any of my followers in the hurricane path, I hope you’re all doing okay !!Its getting mega windy here……
I’m spending my Halloween babysitting my cat because he’s terrified of the doorbell
thats not how you braid hair you idiot
Okay Im still laughing THAT WAS A PRETTY STUPID MISTAKE I didnt really THINK AHEAD ON THAT ONE… but like hell Im changing ALL THAT now, its just going to have to be horribly wrong idc
ughghgh just got up thTA UPDATE WAS PERFECT OMG BABIES DIRK, JAKE, DIRK JAKE INTERACTIONS, JAKES FUCKING SHORTSMATCHING TATSI have things to draw now score
eehhh sorry for being kind of inactive, my dash has been giving me a lot of problems lately, most of the time I cant SEE it let alone upload anythingYesterday I could only access it for a total of 4 minutes
I was going to do Christmas icons but then I remembered this was tumblr
Caliborn I cant handle you anymore
wooo happy new year Im late as hellthats a bathtub weee
I get otp feelings all the time yet I never know what to draw them dOING
JakeYour eyelashesYoure so beautiful………
I had a dream that Homestuck went on hiatus for 2 years…….
I see all these posts making fun of Levis height and I remember that hes still taller than me……………………….
regardsbree replied to your post: my first time watching supernatural in weeks!… i want to know why the boys are dumb text me aliensabductingaliens replied to your post: my first time watching supernatural in weeks!… we are pretty dumb,