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I had got my big sister drunk in hopes that she would flash me like she did last year. But things got out of control fast. I didn’t want to take advantage, but she was getting very drunk and very horny and I was finding it harder to resist.
I probably would’ve done the same thing. Good call, bro!!! My girlfriend peed on her when she was drunk. She needed a helping hand to change her panties so took the opportunity and leave a gift.
“He bent me over the couch and started pushing that fat monster into me. I just knew he was going to split me in half with that thing! Probably a good thing I was drunk off my ass…except I was too numb to even cum, but he sure did. He roared
“He bent me over the couch and started pushing that fat monster into me. I just knew he was going to kill me with that thing! Probably a good thing I was drunk off my ass…except I was too numb to even cum, but he sure did. He roared like a fucking
<3 Tequila
Hey so hard cider is pretty good.
mephistobull:bonobojoe:When my girlfriend Mary Anne gets drunk, there’s one thing she wants to do: suck cock. Mine, my friemds, black, white, two, three, four. The more the better.♕ Looks like Mary Anne was a lil drunk in these. She sure knows
dirtyonepiececonfessions: “Nearly nothing can be more adorable than a slightly drunk Shanks snuggling up to a grumbling Mihawk.” ~Confession by anon. Except a slightly drunk Zoro doing the exact same thing.
nadaimporta: One should always be drunk. That’s the great thing; the only question. Not to feel the horrible burden of Time weighing on your shoulders and bowing you to the earth, you should be drunk without respite. Drunk with what? With wine, with
Things Lucy did tonight but probably shouldnt have done tonight while drunk:
drunk-horny: Truest thing ever posted. .. pornloveforall Remember, like a Lady in the street, but your whore in the sheets.
michy-kiseichuu: That’s the thing! I don’t mind being goofy and looking like an idiot on other things but dancing… I can’t! I just jump around if any [by ‘any’ I mean drunk enough], I really don’t want to look like, well, like white people
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hubbywifeplaytime: Him: After our first experiment things kinds died down. The sex stopped, i started jerking off again and things between us were just not as exiting. Until Saturday night. We went out out and got pretty drunk, she looked super sexy
((Sorrrrryyyyyyy I’m drunk again and when im drunk I like to talk about random things that usually aren’t omo for some reason sooo…))I’m so surprise yo! I just realized in the … *does math* .. 9 years I’ve had this tumblr no ones
drunk-kid-cath0lic: a small list of things that i normally would hide // flatsound
p0kemina: meghantonjes: girl-non-grata: Husband animates joke about tortilla chips told by his drunk wife. Pretty much the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life. Im crying. This is the best thing ever. omg
angelsimons: andy0683: angelsimons: So I went this festival thing near my house and look what treasure I found :3 Cool and pink as well :) was the rest of the festival thing good? Eh there was music I’m not into playing and drunk people and drunk
berrypunchreplies: awthredestim: Fanart - MLP. Drunken Berry Punch Master by jamescorck Commission for Fernindt. This was too much fun to draw. I think drunk Berry Punch with legwarmers and duck face should be a thing. ((“I think drunk Berry Punch
ask-art-spark: helpabluehorse: A fanart-Gif. thing for my favorite self medicated stallion. He’s meant to look intoxicated but is coming off more as dizzy, but cut me a bit of slack I’ve never tried animated a drunk person before, especially a drunk
merethic:hi i’m waldo and when i’m drunk i apparently spontaneously draw gay wizards smorching skeletons (i’m not kidding i was drunk right up until the coloring stage of this thing). work has been taking up my life so i haven’t had much time
drunk-and-horny: rapingthewilling: moralcompassisbroken: drunk-and-horny: Reblog to save a video from removal 🎉 you can hear my cat in the background 🐱 This is beautiful, @drunk-and-horny your agony/ecstasy is a wonderful thing to watch
wsswatson: i can’t believe people are defending david cameron by saying he was a drunk student like listen, i’m 20 years old and i’ve been drunk enough to do incredibly stupid things but i’ve never fucked a dead pig
ezramillrs: ok so we had this family gathering thing and i got drunk for the frist time in a year because fuck how else can i survive my family and yeah my dad was like “do you know what, being drunk looks fine on a young man, but not a young woman
cryptishh:Headcanon: Roy and Jean do really stupid things when drunk together and then not remembering anything afterwards, so Riza now has a habit of recording things. She’s never going to stop them though, she’s also drunk and it’s
amburdoll: fuckyeahdropkickmurphys: Dropkick Murphys - State of Massachusetts First thing coming to my mind: Rock that fucking banjo! I think one of the best things about this is going into the city and getting drunk as fuck and singing this song SO
Drunk and hornyI’m drinking rum ask me things!!!
vibesoftheoldtribes: Saying racist things when you’re drunk still counts. Saying racist things when you’re high still counts. Saying racist things when you’re mad still counts
graceebooks: joolabee: MARTIN AND BEN… WERE COMPLETELY SOBER… AND KNEW WHAT THEY WERE DOING… WHILE FILMING THE DRUNK SCENE… LIKE THEY WERE 100% COHERENT AND DOING THINGS THEY THOUGHT THE DRUNK CHARACTERS WOULD DO AND THERE IS NO WAY THEY WEREN’T
gaycheaters: I’ve done the same thing. My bf was sleeping in the bedroom and I was still up, drunk with our friend in the living room. Needless to say, two drunk guys in the same room… I still had his cum in my ass when I went to bed next to my bf.
pieni-kuolema: “You are so incredibly drunk.”“not nearly drunk enough, b’lieve me”(sans often deals by things getting a little too much to bear by getting completely shitfaced at grillby’s. unfortunately, alcohol mixed with his poor messed
My husband’s telling me how one of his fellow soldiers used to be roommates with Sarah Palin’s son and one time when he got drunk, he stole his phone and drunk called Sarah Palin and told her he’d face fuck her and all sorts of vile things. No idea
satpractice: It’s the best way to prepare for the SAT. Sign up today at satpractice.org. I hear you remember things better drunk that you learned while you’re drunk. So I plan on downing a fifth of vodka the morning before the test.
DRUNK!BLAINE IS THE BEST THING EVER TO BE ON MY TV.
queenlisasimpson: pretty much the worst thing a guy can expect to happen to him if he gets drunk and passes out at a party is getting drawn on, whereas women are apparently supposed to anticipate rape. not to mention how blind drunk men are “lads”
drunk-and-horny: depravedlittlecunt-archives: drunk-and-horny: A better angle 😋 You’re just begging to be used My favorite thing is to be used 😇
lifesfibers:Look, the first time we’d just escaped jail. The second time we were totally drunk. It’s a two-time thing! Well, a four-time thing within a two-time thing.
ticklemeviking: ticklemeviking: Getting drunk by myself because I have nothing better to do on a Saturday night. Actually I get drunk by myself a lot lately. This is no surprise. Carry on with your lives. One of my fave things about being drunk is
bestfriends-in-love: bestfriends-in-love: bestfriends-in-love: A got drunk one night and purchased some lingerie for me, what do you think? Haha 😘 -M 😍😍😍 -A Easily the best thing I’ve bought while drunk. You look incredible, M ;)-A
Things What I Have Seen: "I love unmade beds. I love when people are drunk and crying and...
drunk-kid-cath0lic: a small list of things that i normally would hide // flatsound ♥♥♥
submissive-scorpio: submissive-scorpio: Get me drunk and make me do gross things in the bar bathroom Orrrrrrr get me drunk, take me home, and do gross things to me while I’m half asleep
last night when my boyfriend and i drunk & having sexy time, he gave me an amazing rim job, wow, just like wow. i like that he’s so adventurous when he’s drunk, it gives him that confidence to try new things that he wouldn’t when
chemicalmoment: zerachin: ‘Star Drunk,’ a film by drunk people (by ChrisRWilsonFilm) Written drunk. Acted drunk. this is the best thing i’ve ever seen
drunk-kid-cath0lic:a small list of things that i normally would hide // flatsound
luckily: top 3 favorite things: being drunk making bad decisions making bad decisions when drunk
Got him drunk & he confessed his chastity fantasy. I did NOT wait. He got drunk-locked, and I kept the key.I told him things to do to earn his release. He did them. I didn’t unlock him, though. His cock strains so hard in there when I tell him NO.
GO HOME JAPAN, YOU’RE DRUNK.i am just… wow xD this is a thing, and i can’t handle it. What person ever thought this was a good idea and that it was not completely ridiculousi like planes and living plane things, but damn… this is like
so…ive discovered alcohol is Nasty and trying multiple sips and shots of different things did not make it better and now i probably wont drink ever again lmaO
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