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Milk actually contains large amounts of estrogen and other growth hormones, which encourages breast growth. DRINK MILK!
Beer actually contains hops, which is highly phytoestrogenic. Meaning they make your boobs grow!Pass on the liquor, drink BEER instead!
“You’d better believe that we’re the only ones home, big brother! Let’s go in the basement and play drinking games again. I had so much fun last time and - well - I should tell you that I actually do remember everything that happen
“I can’t believe you actually came out to this bar to meet me at 1am, big brother! You know what this means, right? Here, have a few drinks to catch up to me and then I’ll show you what it means. Oh, I’m so happy that you came!&rdq
ponkosfm: Okay, so what happened today was I drank a bunch of energy drinks this afternoon and now it’s 5AM and I actually have several animations done. Overall, I recommend it. Do drugs to enhance performance - all the athletes do it. High res: http
ponkosfm: ponkosfm: Okay, so what happened today was I drank a bunch of energy drinks this afternoon and now it’s 5AM and I actually have several animations done. Overall, I recommend it. Do drugs to enhance performance - all the athletes do it.Â
Don’t say I’m not good to you! Â Another exclusive picture from my website theinvisibleham - this time it’s the lovely Sabrina and those amazing big fat nipples of hers! Â I actually met Sabrina for a drink when she moved to London (afte
hotwifeuk69: 💋 Found this caption and HAD to reblog it, even though the picture isn’t me, because this scenario actually DID happen to ME! I met back up with the good samaritan the following weekend for drinks and then went back to his place so
Via: http://altporn.net/news/2014/08/06/super-space-cutie-kota_morgue/Space age alien beauty Kota_Morgue is having a fun time with her fans, drinking beers and talking trash, well, not really trash, she’s actually very positive and playful. I LOVE her
March 2014 Did a little gambling (actually drinking) before the show…
What to do when two girls come to your house in bikinis, wanting you to take their picture. And want to drink whiskey. And act as if they are fighting. And actually do end up fighting by accidentally hitting each other too hard while pretending. And they
Huh? Where am I? Fuck, this isn’t my bedroom. Oh my god, did I actually have a one night stand? There’s no way! I hardly had anything to drink last night! Wow, this is actually a nice house! I remember a guy, though. He said he wanted to show
missharleenfquinzel: missharleenfquinzel: missharleenfquinzel: This whole NSFW situation is exactly like when America made alcohol illegal in the 1920s to combat rampant alcoholism and it 100% backfired and actually made people drink way MORE and actuall
I noticed something when Garnet was talking to Steven at Fish Stew Pizza. Garnet actually picked the drink and although they didn’t show her take a sip, I was surprised she even picked it up. I thought Garnet never eats or drinks. Yea, I noticed that
daisyshanti: themoonphase: bangaraanged: reekswrath: highigor: I mean srsly how often do you see a snail drink water? oh my goodness this is actually the cutest thing oh my gosh it’s adorable! Yo there’s an adorable snail drinking water on
starlightandtea: trip-hop-cabaret-dance-punk: In today’s edition of ‘Unnecessarily Gendered Items’ the only tea u should drink is I was actually curious about this and so looked up the ingredients of each tea to see if there was an actual
bangaraanged: reekswrath: highigor: I mean srsly how often do you see a snail drink water? oh my goodness this is actually the cutest thing oh my gosh it’s adorable! Yo there’s an adorable snail drinking water on your dash Reblog that shit this
that moment when you find out the Canadian govt is planning to ban energy drinks for ppl under the age of 18. then you also find out that theres actually coffe flavoured and mocha flavoured energy drinks. _hmmm I guess coffee just isn’t enough
did-you-kno: You can’t really tell how drunk you actually are. People in drinking environments often judge their own level of intoxication based on the behavior of those around them. If everyone is acting belligerent, you may feel capable of drinking
itsryanguys:This is my Tumblr aesthetic photo: douchebag in shower with vodka. How does it feel to drink in the shower? Actually relaxing though the drink gets warm too quick!
highigor: I mean srsly how often do you see a snail drink water? oh my goodness this is actually the cutest thing oh my gosh it’s adorable! Yo there’s an adorable snail drinking water on your dash Reblog that shit this is weirdly hypnotic shiny
psychara: New hair! : D Vampire red by Manic Panic :3 Under it was a little bit of blue tho..! I feel fancy as fuck. uwu Going to the academy to have some drinks (we have an actual bar on thursday at our school) annddd, yeee, actually wanna go to
shinyno: Shimada brothers and tea, requested by@ accusativeofexclamation [[ Lmao bare with me and my tiny headcanon to make sense; Now genji silently loves the feelings of hot drinks. He may not be able to actually drink it but It’s comforting and
misplacedsmiles: highigor: I mean srsly how often do you see a snail drink water? oh my goodness this is actually the cutest thing oh my gosh it’s adorable! Yo there’s an adorable snail drinking water on your dash Reblog that shit this is weirdly
i-love-you-like-hell-no: theblackmanonthemoon: I meannn did she actually drug him or did he just blackout from drinking and end up a lick? I need to know..either way it’s a grimey world we live in. This is actually fake Even if it ain’t,
bunjywunjy: catchymemes:Heat index was 110 degrees so we offered him a cold drink. He went for a full body soak instead that actually is how frogs drink, so mission accomplished! I hope the universe rewards your kindness.
yiffprincethethird: everydaycomics: and that’s why you should drink moderately. Or drink HEAVILY AND DATE AN ACTUAL BEAR
kanaya-maryammm-or-fmmm: paego: corporalcarp: niknak79: an actual reason to go outside hE Y WAIT DON’T don’t drink anything from a windex bottle!!! the plastic absorbs ammonia from the windex and when you drink anything out of it you’re at
labias: Same thing with detox tea they just use green tea and idk add some flavors and shit and they use actual fitness models to promote their products and make people think it actually works like you’re not losing 20 pounds a month just by drinking
I hate being the sober one at a party. Not because I want to drink. I actually don’t want to drink. But it turns me into the “mom friend” and I have zero patience for drunk people. Especially drunken people who try to push me. I hope
ahoboandhisbox: ileftmyheartinwesteros: I hate being the sober one at a party. Not because I want to drink. I actually don’t want to drink. But it turns me into the “mom friend” and I have zero patience for drunk people. Especially drunken people
voxamberlynn: highigor: I mean srsly how often do you see a snail drink water? oh my goodness this is actually the cutest thing oh my gosh it’s adorable! Yo there’s an adorable snail drinking water on your dash Reblog that shit this is weirdly
coraregina: bangaraanged: reekswrath: highigor: I mean srsly how often do you see a snail drink water? oh my goodness this is actually the cutest thing oh my gosh it’s adorable! Yo there’s an adorable snail drinking water on your dash Reblog
simonefiasco: DETOX WATER RECIPES i’m trying to drink more water and i’m currently drinking the lemon cucumber mint detox water… it’s actually good as fuck. so. y’all should try it. it’s good for maintaining a flat tummy & clearing
alt-j: calcium more like coolcium haha drink ur milk kids Milk actually robs you of calcium, don’t drink it kids 😉
you know what’s great. when you’re trying to quit drinking and everybody is absolutely appalled at that decision and tries to convince you all night to Drink Alcohol or you’re no funalso turns out i am actually empirically no fun at parties without
ratherdielaughing: I mean srsly how often do you see a snail drink water? oh my goodness this is actually the cutest thing oh my gosh it’s adorable! Yo there’s an adorable snail drinking water on your dash Reblog that shit this is weirdly hypnotic
eyeballsaresouls: silver-rollu: paellamagica: apiphile: theycallmediamondback: I mean srsly how often do you see a snail drink water? oh my goodness this is actually the cutest thing oh my gosh it’s adorable! Yo there’s an adorable snail drinking
bunjywunjy: catchymemes: Heat index was 110 degrees so we offered him a cold drink. He went for a full body soak instead that actually is how frogs drink, so mission accomplished! I hope the universe rewards your kindness.
ratherdielaughing: I mean srsly how often do you see a snail drink water? oh my goodness this is actually the cutest thing oh my gosh it’s adorable! Yo there’s an adorable snail drinking water on your dash
outthecellardoor: i’m a white girl and i drink starbucks and that’s okay, but it’s also okay for people to make fun of white girls who drink starbucks because it isn’t actually that big of a deal, and it isn’t harmful. it’s not racism. i’m
nucl3arw3ss3l: bangaraanged: reekswrath: highigor: I mean srsly how often do you see a snail drink water? oh my goodness this is actually the cutest thing oh my gosh it’s adorable! Yo there’s an adorable snail drinking water on your dash Reblog
scaremehalftodeath: mystic-and-cryptic: ratherdielaughing: I mean srsly how often do you see a snail drink water? oh my goodness this is actually the cutest thing oh my gosh it’s adorable! Yo there’s an adorable snail drinking water on your dash
7sunriseoversea: stars-become-snowflakes: bangaraanged: reekswrath: highigor: I mean srsly how often do you see a snail drink water? oh my goodness this is actually the cutest thing oh my gosh it’s adorable! Yo there’s an adorable snail drinking
africanaquarian: africanaquarian: today I am trying organic roasted dandelion tea and I did not know all them annoying weeds could turn into one of my favorite drinks AND have actual health benefits and it actually tastes good what the heck
wi-bi-couple: sometimes-it-rains-2-0: big-chief-atl: Weekend drink ideas Don’t see “Sex While Sleeping” or “Sex on the Floor”! 😳Word to the wise … drink these and I’m not sure how much sex you’re gonna actually get! Anyone of
if anything yes you should drink on anti depressants because they make the alcohol more potent or whatever the fuck so you dont actually have to drink as much. follow for more life pro tips
