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choke-slap-fuck-repeat: Hey ladies…you know I have a “Submissions” section on my blog now, don’t ya? You don’t?! Well now you do!! Submit whatever you’d like: ass, titties, pussy…anything at all. Just let me know if you want me to keep

I don’t do this often because I don’t really like taking pics of myself, but I was feeling femme today for the Cirque show. I found this dress at a thrift shop and I loved how it looked on me. I’ve never been able to wear dresses like

Don’t. Do. This. To. Me. Please…..

@ mutualssend me your OCs, Imma choose one from each person and butcher them up (meaning I will do a PROLLY NSFW/NUDE b&w sketch bc why not)

Me trying to figure out how to relay hyper specific information I know and am excited to share about a thing I like that got brought up in casual conversation in a calm and controlled way so I don’t come off as an overbearing weirdo

Don’t do this to me Nintendo.~commissions~

kagomejade: woohyun-ssi-deactivated20200525:sunggyu singing beauty and a beat coffeeandchapstick

hoseoks-princess: hoseok massaging your thigh with his free hand while steering the car with his other

Me: *actually get up early and does normal human adult things* heck yeah I got this look at me being responsible!!Me:*10 mins later finds beers*……. heck yeahhhh rewards for doing like 5 adult things!!! *gets back in bed watching Hulu* Lolol

Conceal don't feel, don't let them know.

osointricate: Apparently some people can have a thought like “I need to do this” and then they actually have no problem getting up and doing it. What a weird way to live, how strange, wonder what that would be like.

titenoute: disgustinganimals: Don’t hire this cleaning service You can’t tell me what to do they are doing a fantastic job

squishingmytum: I’ve really been thinking about subby shy feedees these days. They’re so so cute. They only want to please you and they’ll do anything you say. “My belly hurts, but if you want me to stuff it more I don’t mind.” “Is this

maruchu: If you are a biphobe please unfollow me. If you believe someone needs to be in an active homosexual relationship to participate at Pride, please unfollow me. If you don’t think bi people, pan people, and EVERYONE in the ace/aro spectrum

Do not lie to me tumblr I don’t know, I think it’s rather flattering. jesus god can I please get more of these Obviously the only way to wear a shirt. Men of Tumblr… dead The men of tumblr win i could dig it. Seem’s legit tbf Boy, this

jaclcfrost:i may be short but that doesn’t mean you’re not about to experience the wrath of a god

this show is terrible, but so good… and the music is so bad but so good. i just don’t know what to do.

leslielumarie: Don’t get me wrong, I appreciate every +Like I can get, but to be honest +likes don’t do shit for an artist. No one will look through your +likes except you. If you really like an artist give them some exposure, yknow? We work really

wildox: Don’t do this to me

don’t even look at me, I swear to shit.

dunhams & dreamscapes

Wow I look like a good person in this picture. Like someone you’d trust to hold a baby or watch your stuff while you pee. But don’t do that because I am a buffoon.

me, to myself, while cooking: OK, don’t just dump the stuff in the pan all at once because the oil will spatter and you will get burned.me: *just dumps the stuff in the pan all at once, causing the oil to spatter and burning my hand*me, to myself

me: *tries to focus on one thing, any one thing, for like five minutes*my brain:

cal-ifornia: myeyesarehazel: Surprisingly, perfectionists are often procrastinators, as they can tend to think “I don’t have the right skills or resources to do this perfectly now, so I won’t do it at all.” Actually me

this should never need to be said but, people’s NSFW posts do not equate to a fucking invitation. Fuck Off.

Dudes are so annoying during sex like you want me to do poem shit when you have regular dick...you want me to bounce I promise you don't have enough dick for me to hop too much. Wanna Fuck me on a wall?! Your dick is going to fall out! Like stop getting

this-is-life-actually: “I really don’t understand why anyone gives a shit about my weight. ‘Why haven’t you lost weight?’ Answer, because you haven’t taken the time to understand anything about what yoga is in general, me, my life, and what

pointlessblogtv: Don’t do this to me.

fakudusty: don’t do this to me

Do not lie to me tumblr I don’t know, I think it’s rather flattering. jesus god can I please get more of these Obviously the only way to wear a shirt. Men of Tumblr… dead The men of tumblr win i could dig it. Seem’s legit tbf Boy, this

thehamsteroflife: MOTHERFUCKERS LISTEN TO ME WOMEN GET REJECTED TOO I KNOW WHAT REJECTION FEELS LIKE I GET REJECTED QUITE A LOT, ACTUALLY BUT DO I GET ANGRY AT THE GUYS WHO DON’T WANNA DATE ME? DO I ACT LIKE THEY OWE ME A RELATIONSHIP? DO I MURDER

moondustbeam: i don’t like kids. in general, i suppose. i’m not very fond of little kids. i don’t want them. they give me headaches and i cannot deal with their antics. HOWEVERyou know what i do when kids talk to me? i smile. i answer them. i

rondanchan: “You know, you don’t have to do this right now. It can wait, if you’re not ready.” “It’s ok… Thanks for coming with me.” Docks: Holding Area - in which some unexpected feelings were had. These two tho, amirite?? I liked

I hate posting serious/personal things on my blog because I don’t really know who is following me, but I don’t have any other outlets. I feel like shit. I am severely depressed and I am very unsure of how to deal with anything right now. I

To anyone sending death threats to Tumblr staff:

adventuresofcesium:i just have this persistent feeling of “i’m not doing enough” combined with “i don’t have the energy to do anything” and it just really fucking sucks

Me (in a text to my friend): what time do you want to leave? Him: i don’t know! What do you mean! Me: WHAT TIME DO YOU WANT TO LEAVE THIS EARTH Him: NOWW

itsvondell: POKEMON ON KOMMAND EVERY DAY in DECEMBER EXTRA XTREME I’ll just use this handy TEXT POST… as my NEXT POST! Here’s the days right here: Normal Fighting Flying Poison Ground Rock Bug Ghost Steel Fire Water Grass Electric Psychic Ice

gloomythecat: tragicallywonderfuldisaster: Please, if you see this, don’t hurt yourself today, look at it again tomorrow and believe that you will be okay. I am just really depressed now and is going to do something crazy. This post appears and I

lacktwo: there are tears running down my face,

Do not lie to me tumblr I don’t know, I think it’s rather flattering. jesus god can I please get more of these Obviously the only way to wear a shirt. Men of Tumblr… dead The men of tumblr win i could dig it. Seem’s legit tbf Boy, this

this boy wants me to try dabs with him but my tolerance is so low that i’m afraid that when i do it i’ll sink into the floor and never come back up.

iknitsweatersyo: doN’T DO THIS TO ME

piratequeenintraining: College students only have 2 levels of stress: 1) I don’t give a fuck 2) OH MY GOD IF I CAN’T DO THIS MY LIFE IS OVER I’M GONNA HAVE TO WORK AT MCDONALDS There is no in between.

Do not lie to me tumblr I don’t know, I think it’s rather flattering. jesus god can I please get more of these Obviously the only way to wear a shirt. Men of Tumblr… dead The men of tumblr win i could dig it. Seem’s legit tbf Boy, this

thr0wmyarmourdown: DON’T DO THIS TO ME.

ssnerds: Don’t do this to me

my friends on tumblr, my friends in life, my friends that I haven’t met yet– it makes me so sad and feel awful when I see my friends in pain, especially when I can do literally nothing to help them. if any of my friends (you know who you

nanooramoora: thirstymuslim: “What do Muslims do at parties if they can’t drink?” This I HATE THIS

This is fucking hilarious LOL holy shit this person is hardcore pressed !!! See now, I know there are people who don’t like me and that’s completely fine because heck you’re allowed to not like certain people ! And people are even

xopachi: echeveria2: some splatoon miiverse thoughts. i can just feel everything positive draining out of me when i see someone draw pedobear or sexualize callie/marie/girl squids. right! on! miiverse! where it shows up in inkopolis or on billboards.

mszombi: sirneenya: isthistakenalready: Aoi Honoo is Too Real The reason why I don’t do comics. I feel this so hard. I’ve got soooo many ideas for comics and then I try to do one and it kills me.

dijpoetess: babyphatjeans: emotional abuse is the hardest type of abuse to pinpoint tbh. it’s extremely difficult to know what to do when u are being emotionally abused and u don’t have the financial means to cut off ties with ur abuser. it’s

Do not lie to me tumblr I don’t know, I think it’s rather flattering. jesus god can I please get more of these Obviously the only way to wear a shirt. Men of Tumblr… dead The men of tumblr win i could dig it. Seem’s legit tbf Boy, this

trans–backslide: bana05: brightindie: Don’t invite me anywhere last minute I enjoy doing nothing so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed This is legit and people don’t realize it. It’s even worse

cesiumadventures: i just have this persistent feeling of “i’m not doing enough” combined with “i don’t have the energy to do anything” and it just really fucking sucks

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