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I think I’m dying. love motherfucker.
intellivision2: tmz: Hiroshi Yamauchi, the man who introduced the world to Super Mario — died this morning of pneumonia at a hospital in Japan.[Story] yamauchi was stone cold motherfucker who build up nintendo with his cunning business tactics and
oddbagel: *places gun to your head* You can watch all of these shows in their entirety in one sitting, or die. It’s your choice motherfucker. KILL ME QUICKER PLEASE
Hahaha fuck you, you bitch ass motherfucker. DIE.
its so motherfucking hot. im going to die today. and im o.k with that.
smnpgg: movies you need to watch before you die: hot fuzz (2007) “You’re a doctor, deal with it!”“Yeah, motherfucker!”
I DIED. I AM DEAD. OH MY FUCKING GOD. SOO LOOK AT THIS.That’s from the LoVA x RO crossover site. They dedicated VOICE ACTORS. TO THESE. AND I JUST CHECKED AND THE VOICE OF EREMES HAS BEEN IN DRAMATICAL MURDER CD VOL. 4 AND IT’S THEO. I AM. MOTHERFUCKING
lissanaria: destinyrush: teealwayschillin: nevaehtyler: this is iconic This shit is so hilarious Dude: Do you wanna get married?Girl: Yes.Dude: …..I gotta….. I died lmao. That’s what they get for catcalling. Dumbass motherfuckers.
animalstalkinginallcaps: HEY, WE WERE WONDERING IF YOU’D LIKE TO- JOIN OUR GANG OR DIE. JUST BE IN OUR GANG, ACTUALLY. WE NEED- TOUGH-ASS MOTHERFUCKERS WILLING TO POP OFF AT A MOMENT’S NOTICE. SOMEONE TO WEAR THE GREEN HOODIE, IS WHAT I WAS GOING
goddessofcheese: did-you-kno: Source CHING MOTHERFUCKING SHIH This lady was such a badass, I can’t count the ways, but let’s try. She got married to an already successful pirate, Zheng Yi, and took over when he died. She was crazy strict to keep
dorkstrider: i’d like to think in a sort of apocalyptic situation i’d be a real hardass and take some motherfuckers out and be a ruthless leader but in reality i’d probably take some cheese crackers and hide in a tree and wait to die
nanru: i hate it when an anime makes the bad guy out to be this horrible motherfucker and then right before he dies we see his past and parts of his personality that make us want to hold and cherish him but now it’s too late because he just got killed
erisols: nanru: i hate it when an anime makes the bad guy out to be this horrible motherfucker and then right before he dies we see his past and parts of his personality that make us want to hold and cherish him but now it’s too late because he just
what-is-dead-may-never-die: xmapleburgerdruggedx: pyralspite: Who remembers Motherfucking Scholastic Book Orders And then the magical travelling romani circus of scholastic would randomly show up and you’d never care to buy any books but they
sathbalt: 270293: i don’t think people get the story behind this photo… All these famous, semi-god motherfuckers were all left handed and all died at the age of 27 and all their autopsies reported that a white bic lighter was found in their pockets.
So I was in the shower, y'know just minding my own business contemplating life and stuff WHEN THESE TWO HUGE ANTS JUST DROP DOWN FROM THE MOTHERFUCKING SKY AND LAND ON MY ARMS. I NEARLY SLIPPED ON A SCRUBBY TRYING TO FLING THEM OFF. I ALMOST DIED. And
semi-o: FT 507 SPOILERS AHEAD: MOMMY ERZA I’M CRY HOLY MOTHER OF QUOTES MAKAROV PRAISE BE REUNIONS KISS KISS FALL IN LOVE MOTHERFUCKERS HOLY SHIT LUCY HAS BEEN WORKING OUT HOW MUCH DOES NATSU WEIGHT JELLAL DON’T DIE TWINS OR EDOLAS QUIT PLAYING
Now, look at this: That’s “Paul Mounet”, a french actor, who “died” in 1922.His body never was found. Then, look at this: An unknown man, painted in 1530 by Parmigianino. Compare them: He’s a motherfucking vampire His beard in 2011
jaclcfrost: ahaha yeah my feelings for that character have totally calmed down [sees picture of them] ahaha never mind. aha. ha. i lied. i fucking lied. i lied so much ahahaha i’m a fucking liar i have no control in my life ahaha help me
five-foot-a-b1tch: tsukimi-chi: SHINGEKI NO SPARTA SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DIE “NATURAL SELECTION MOTHERFUCKER”
sailorarcturus: Does everyone remember that part of Kingdom Hearts 2 when we all thought that Goofy had fucking died and Mickey Mouse actually said the words, “They’ll pay for this…!” then threw off his Organization cloak like a stone hard motherfucker
fivelifetimesonelove: nanru: i hate it when an anime makes the bad guy out to be this horrible motherfucker and then right before he dies we see his past and parts of his personality that make us want to hold and cherish him but now it’s too late
pussyisparadise: Nigga, I died laughing when I saw this shit! You motherfuckers on tumblr are hilaaaaarrious!
sathbalt:270293:i don’t think people get the story behind this photo… All these famous, semi-god motherfuckers were all left handed and all died at the age of 27 and all their autopsies reported that a white bic lighter was found in their pockets.
tooodope: sathbalt: 270293: i don’t think people get the story behind this photo… All these famous, semi-god motherfuckers were all left handed and all died at the age of 27 and all their autopsies reported that a white bic lighter was found in
whackfrost: i hope everyone in the front sections of the show knows that jesus died for our sins so they could livestream and they didnt see u in hell motherfuckers Ψ
momdadno: lissanaria: destinyrush: teealwayschillin: nevaehtyler: this is iconic This shit is so hilarious Dude: Do you wanna get married?Girl: Yes.Dude: …..I gotta….. I died lmao. That’s what they get for catcalling. Dumbass motherfuckers.
arcadeaceibuki: sapphiredoves: If a Black boy is even thought to be committing a crime, violent or not, he dies. Meanwhile, the motherfucker who shot up a movie theatre dressed as the joker evaded the death penalty because of his “mental illness”.
shipperwolf1: ask-the-odd-family-from-asgard: not even a motherfucker [merry EXTREMELY LATE christmas everyone 8D] http://ask-the-odd-family-from-asgard.tumblr.com/ I’M DYING
squided:gromp-the-wight-eater:silly-slacker-person:motherfucker-unlimited:ALL OUR CUSTOMERS DESERVE TO DIEANDLAWS ARENT REALGO FUCK IT UP GUSTAVAs someone who worked in retail, all customers DO deserve to die and laws ARENT real
spaceswordblaster:squided:gromp-the-wight-eater:silly-slacker-person:motherfucker-unlimited:ALL OUR CUSTOMERS DESERVE TO DIEANDLAWS ARENT REALGO FUCK IT UP GUSTAVAs someone who worked in retail, all customers DO deserve to die and laws ARENT realOk so
noirchrome:oh motherfucker, I’m listening to pure epic sounds of dark techno, FUCK, literally FUCKSex*dies*
internalscreeching: internalscreeching: guess who is about to hand in TEN MOTHERFUCKING ASSIGNMENTS and STRAIGHT UP DIE update: I actually have 18 assignments to hand in. there has been a slight miscalculation
pukicho: pukicho: british-tea-drinking-slut: pukicho: If your wizard OC doesn’t have a huge motherfucker hat and gold stars and a dope ass purple cloak then fuck you I cast spell be more whimsical or die on you I had an aneurysm trying to read
stansrichie: imma be honest, the losers club is brave af because if pennywise came at me i’d let the motherfucker kill me. within in the split second I have before I die, i’d have to think, “is my life really worth being traumatized & having
maximumcarnage31: intellivision2: tmz: Hiroshi Yamauchi, the man who introduced the world to Super Mario — died this morning of pneumonia at a hospital in Japan.[Story] yamauchi was stone cold motherfucker who build up nintendo with his cunning
in-vagina-we-thrust: msdeonb: in-vagina-we-thrust: ms-thing-online: MOTHERFUCKING GOALS Fuck around and drown cause she want her pussy ate on moss rocks. Bye But if you ain’t willing to die like hoe why you here ??????????? I’m here for
gravityonbloodymars: nezumi in a suit omg i was dying to draw him like thislook at that classy motherfucker
existential-motherfucker: Maybe I don’t want to die because I don’t want people close to me to feel like it was their fault
davediddlystrider: makochantachibanana: Getting over a fictional death is by far the hardest thing to do THE MOVIE IN THE BCKGROUND IS THE MOTHERFUCKING LION KING OKAY IM DYING
veganpervyrt: safefrommars: His … his eyes … his *tries to breath* his fucking motherfucker eyes *dies* … IDK why but I never actually reblogged this.
baconstripper: the-heartofthe-sun: tooodope: sathbalt: 270293: i don’t think people get the story behind this photo… All these famous, semi-god motherfuckers were all left handed and all died at the age of 27 and all their autopsies reported
my-tardis-sense-is-tingling: bridge to terebithia is such a harsh wake-up call as a kid like “surprise, sometimes main characters die. welcome to the real world motherfucker.”
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![jaclcfrost: ahaha yeah my feelings for that character have totally calmed down [sees picture of them] ahaha never mind. aha. ha. i lied. i fucking lied. i lied so much ahahaha i’m a fucking liar i have no control in my life ahaha help me](https://31.media.tumblr.com/ec50e6ea7b7d9d0d8b7e267bf5655923/8fcf32089a305435-63/s512x512u_c1/7632c5d5dac8344112002a10e6959f2fe603d10f.png)
![shipperwolf1: ask-the-odd-family-from-asgard: not even a motherfucker [merry EXTREMELY LATE christmas everyone 8D] http://ask-the-odd-family-from-asgard.tumblr.com/ I’M DYING](https://64.media.tumblr.com/ba5dc8c021f3a6b2b07fc4763aed8e3d/tumblr_mfpokqwDQA1r87a7po1_250.jpg)
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