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Thorki - You’re a dick by caycowa
Obligatory snakes as metaphors for dicks joke.
absqrst: Gift Card For his birthday Sam had got his boyfriend Zeke a gift card for this new store, Skin Deep, it claimed to be a body morphing company. Sam assumed it was a joke and would end up with Zeke coming back if a lookalike doll or some really
I wasn’t joking when I said it was gonna be a lot of Jacob Mott
baraslut: ppmaqero: My hand was itching to draw Little Mac since the SSB4 announcement! So is anyone going to make the joke or should I ? I guess little mac isn’t so little after all!!!!!
amandafoosan: 175 pounds of sass 40% dick jokes 20% SHUT UP WADE 10% tiny box 15% SPAAAAACCEEEEE 15% Floof @markiplier 185 lbs naked atm
whatheballs: This article is great because that author tried to put in as many dick jokes that he possibly could.
koalasrdelicious: ok this really started as something serious.. then me and wahrsager started talking and it just turned into a big joke. I-I’m really sorry for this. i rushed through it pretty fast. NOT FUCKING SORRY THIS IS GLORIOUS OMFG
Ah yeah, nothing like even more porn of a genderswapped version of the main character in a joke series, being fucked by a character from the main series’s alternate timeline.
there’s a dick joke in here somewhere
LEARN PAST TENSE IN KOREAN CLASS. ACTUALLY USE IT IN A WAY APPLICABLE TO DAILY LIFE MAKE A DICK JOKE.
whatheballs: This article is great because that author tried to put in as many dick jokes that he possibly could. It was up for a fucking year. Holy shit. I can’t stop laughing.
vanessasketch: I found the moment between Hulk and Ben touching here, especially since they often have a somewhat contentious friendship. But I will be forever bitter over freaking Reed taking Ben’s joke as the serious suggestion on how to deal with
prettybarbiegoddess: thebimbochaser: Ultra trashy but I still want her. Lolly Ink theirs a dick joke or two in her name somewhere
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modeseven777: danmeth: The Sexy New Social App For Bearded Guys I could make so much dick jokes about logs and morning wood and such, but I love how the site is called TIMBER. Clever.
What are you dreaming about little dude? A world of happiness? Where bad stuff doesn’t happen to people? Where we can just live freely and not have to worry about judgment, hatred and violence? Me too bud. Me too. I know this blog is about dick jokes.
-Insert can’t hold all these dicks joke-
deadmanswrench:Any time anyone starts to take Shakespeare too seriously I have to remind them that “Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them” is a dick joke
when peniel makes an indirect dick joke ʘ‿ʘ
raptorific: Shakespeare would seriously laugh so hard if he found out how seriously people take his works. Like, he would probably cry from laughing so hard if you told him that his plays were considered high-brow literature. “It’s all dick jokes
lildicktornado: I had a good dick joke but your mom swallowed it.
bifurpawz: I still don’t get it Its a dick joke i think
jaunes-hoodie: krwzprtt: enochian-dick-jokes: broke-broken-breaking: prokopetz: If you’re trying to catch a housecat that’s gotten outside, don’t forget: they’re an ambush predator and you’re a persistence predator. You have several times
krwzprtt: enochian-dick-jokes: broke-broken-breaking: prokopetz: If you’re trying to catch a housecat that’s gotten outside, don’t forget: they’re an ambush predator and you’re a persistence predator. You have several times more endurance
ruinedchildhood: I can’t believe im just now getting that this was a dick joke….
garbage-twink: shapedlight: garbage-twink: Will suck dick for cans of Dr Pepper What will you do for a can of Coke? Kill.
eofelis: eofelis: “but why are french people so rude!!“ you ask well it’s because our national symbol is a cock so we can’t help being dicks this is my post with the most notes and it’s a dick joke
justnabingaround: if you dont laugh at my dick jokes we cant hang out
chattin with a customer at work and he makes a ‘chicks with dicks’ joke at me lmao
Oh John your dick jokes are hilarious!
xxundertakerxx: Did he just make a dick joke?
taboopony: Mod: thats… thats a dick joke isnt it? Brash: what do you think? im mothering fucking Brash Saddleback! >W<!
datcatwhatponissafely: Rainbow Dash asks the important questions. (Won’t post adult content here. Posts dick joke though. Skoon pls.) XD
topshelfblog: stumps-mlg-pro because dick jokes are funny? >W<
silversponystash:fun fact , the ears are all silvy’s sweet spot.husky silvy has one more sweet spot that makes him go limp if scratched (no not a dick joke)feel free to ask regular silvy , femboy silvy , cold silver , mare silvy or the new husky version
datcatwhatponiponi:datcatwhatponissafely:Rainbow Dash asks the important questions. (Won’t post adult content here. Posts dick joke though. Skoon pls.)This should be more relevant now.X3
joeshmo: ladyw1nter: sherlocksmyth: Deflate when writing prose; inflate when writing essays for school. There’s a terrible dick joke in there somewhere. Imagine inflating famous literature with this
and dick jokes
nataliejayne: cynwise: fursasaida: the-cinnamon-peelers-wife: mochente: Hari Kondabolu tells a feminist dick joke. Fuck. Yes. So I thought I should let everyone know that I’m in love, no big deal. Okay, that was pretty damn funny. This entire
funeralfaerie: *cutely chokes on ur cock* Oh- oh no. I’ve killed someone! They’re dead! On my penis!Oh God I have to hide the body. And the weapon! It’s my dick! I have to bury my dick!
whoops I accidentally got serious for a moment BACK TO DICK JOKES AND FANDOM POSTS
whatheballs: This article is great because that author tried to put in as many dick jokes that he possibly could. tried? that was a-rousing success.
glorfindel: #THIS ENTIRE PHOTOSET IS A DICK JOKE
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taigas-nsfw-shit: more wonderfully offensive dick jokes.
Reblog with an inside joke you have with your friends.
littlekiwi37: deankeptthetrenchcoatintheimpala: supernaturalnurse: casfucker: sabriiel: why did i do this well the season was all about sam and dean getting dick I thought our fandom was done with all the dick jokes. We will never be done. THE
eofelis:eofelis: “but why are french people so rude!!“ you ask well it’s because our national symbol is a cock so we can’t help being dicks this is my post with the most notes and it’s a dick joke
casfucker: supernaturalnurse: casfucker: sabriiel: why did i do this well the season was all about sam and dean getting dick I thought our fandom was done with all the dick jokes. i tried but they just keep coming up
