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captainmwai:Sony: Easy…. EASY….Microsoft: Over a bit… now a little to the riiiight…Nintendo: THREE HANDLES! NO! FOUR! MOTION DETECTOR STICK! A SCREEN A FUCKING SCREEN ON YOUR CONTROLLER
thedarkmindedone: freakishfool:daetiogar: DIY Hidden Hard-point Needed Items 1- rated lag hook I used a 5/16” eye with 2.5” of thread 1- 400lbs rate carabiner 1- line voltage smoke detector 1- 1 1/3” holesaw 2- 1.5” sheet rock screws Drill
O pai compra um robô detector de mentiras que dá tapas nas pessoas quando mentem. Decide testá-lo no jantar. - Filho, onde esteve hoje? - Na escola, pai. O robô dá um tapa no filho. - Ok, vi um DVD na casa do Zé! - Que DVD? - Toy Story. O robô
caligulasgirls: I wonder how she gets past metal detectors(wink)…. http://CaligulasGirls.tumblr.com/tagged/Samantha-Saint
Thieves cut hole in roof and rappel down to steal 20 Apple laptops from a Best Buy, never touching the floor or setting off any motion detectors.
You said "I hate Rihanna" but the lie detector determined that every time We Found Love comes on in the club you vogue like you were in the bottom two on Rupaul's Drag Race.
O pai compra um robô detector de mentiras que dá tapas nas pessoas quando mentem. Decide testá-lo no jantar. "Filho, onde esteve hoje?" "Na escola, pai." O robô dá um tapa no filho. "Ok, vi um DVD na casa do Zé!" "Que DVD?" "Toy Story." O robô
Cuando estás en una casa abandonada y activas el detector de rostros
Papá llega a casa y dice: — Compré un "ROBOT DETECTOR DE MENTIRAS" que golpea a las personas cuando “MIENTEN”, he decidido probarlo en la cena — Hijo ¿Dónde has estado hoy? — Estuve en la escuela ... Viene el robot y le da una bofetada al
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daetiogar: DIY Hidden Hard-point Needed Items 1- rated lag hook I used a 5/16” eye with 2.5” of thread 1- 400lbs rate carabiner 1- line voltage smoke detector 1- 1 1/3” holesaw 2- 1.5” sheet rock screws Drill Screw drivers Stud finder ( or other
boyirl: Rafael Lozano-Hemmer, “Surface Tension”, 1992.Shown here: Detectores, Fundación Telefónica, Buenos Aires, Argentina, 2012
hotkinkycoupleuk: Bet the airport metal detector went off!
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littleoctopiloveyou: submissivefeminist: nolimitsowner: masterandmyslave: Just a typical smoke detector. Or is it? Pull open the lid to check the battery and look what you find… The perfect point for securing my slave when she needs a good flogging…
That awkward moment when you realize your crew left the EMF detectors and the EVP recorders back in the truck.
bbc-queen: lenswalker:The truth detector I wanna LOVE that ass.
fleshcoatedtechnology: Scientists create sensor for night vision contact lenses It may seem like the stuff from spy and superhero movies but scientists have created “the first room-temperature light detector that can sense the full infrared spectrum”
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submissivefeminist: nolimitsowner: masterandmyslave: Just a typical smoke detector. Or is it? Pull open the lid to check the battery and look what you find… The perfect point for securing my slave when she needs a good flogging… Or maybe just needs
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timey-wimey-detector: Amest I bovvered? Must reblog. EVERY TIME.
timey-wimey-detector: I always do.
timey-wimey-detector: singasongshelby: FAVORITE. (Photo links to original poster) I quote this waaaay too much.
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gottabreedemall: “Oh sweetie, don’t worry about a condom… I can’t get pregnant unless I want to…” Your bullshit detector is going off like crazy. You already went along with all the astrology stuff she believes. Maybe she really believes
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You see, I told you it was gorgeous, hubby! But don’t worry, the smoke detectors are linked up to your cell in the basement and will automatically release you if there’s a fire. Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
“Tracked you down with this. This is my timey-wimey detector. It goes ding when there’s stuff. Also, it can boil an egg at 30 paces, whether you want it to or not, actually, so I’ve learned to stay away from hens. It’s not pretty when they
suckitbimbo: He was an ass man. Sure, he liked a good pair of breasts as much as the next guy. But he really loved asses. Especially big asses. That’s why he was so happy when the metal detector went off as she walked through it. He had spotted her
So I stealth my way through the Big Bank DW like a pro. No one sees me (no one who’s still alive, anyway) as I hack computers and stick severed thumbs into keypads. I slip past the laser detectors, get to the vault, get inside, drill and lock pick
apparently it’s the day where we all make goofy robot things to send to you??
suckitbimbo: suckitbimbo: He was an ass man. Sure, he liked a good pair of breasts as much as the next guy. But he really loved asses. Especially big asses. That’s why he was so happy when the metal detector went off as she walked through it. He had
“But Officer I swear I don’t have anything like that on me…”“That’s not what the detector says, pants off…..”“I…..”I didn’t know flying to another country involved so much security
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Wonder Woman inspires all and was created by the man who invented the lie detector… hmm gives new meaning to the lasso of truth. Lorena @lorenaspitzer a body builder is channeling this character. #wonderwomancosplay #fitness #baltimorephotographer
ceejay2225:vinesnow: If your smoke detector could talk - Vine By Brandon Calvillo(the best vines on tumblr at VinesNow.com) OMG THERES A FIYER
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singoallala: asdfcore: deviantseer: This is such a stupid joke but damnit it made me laugh Dis me I work in airport security, and we use walk-through metal detectors. Last summer there was this big huge metal music fest in town, and in the days that
just-shower-thoughts: When you’re a kid, a thermometer may as well be a lie detector.
captainmwai: Sony: Easy…. EASY…. Microsoft: Over a bit… now a little to the riiiight… Nintendo: THREE HANDLES! NO! FOUR! MOTION DETECTOR STICK! A SCREEN A FUCKING SCREEN ON YOUR CONTROLLER
northernlotus: buckybatch: imagine the avengers playing hide and seek and bucky is always a master at hiding so steve uses a metal detector to find him “Bucky you’re in the couch.” Muffled swearing
ceejay2225: vinesnow: If your smoke detector could talk - Vine By Brandon Calvillo(the best vines on tumblr at VinesNow.com) OMG THERES A FIYER
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redcap3: fuckyeah-nerdery: kickbuttparamagician: brosillustrated: Corporal Nero, a Military Police Patrol/Explosive Detector Dog, was in charge of the honorary puck drop between Ducks captain Ryan Getzlaf and Flames captain Mark Giordano. [video]
tio-trile: Do Not Attempt to play bluffing games with the Wright Anything Agency
You see, I told you it was gorgeous, hubby! But don’t worry, the smoke detectors are linked up to your cell in the basement and will automatically release you if there’s a fire. | Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband
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evilsupplyco:“…and this,” the vampire professor continued before demonstrating, “is how to transform into a gaseous cloud without setting off a smoke detector…”
billyarrowsmith:Fantastic Four pin-up “The Thing” by Jack Kirby
neilnevins: neilnevins: Bugs Bunny could singlehandedly defeat Thanos by dressing up as a TSA agent and setting up a metal detector in the middle of the battlefield saying that all metal objects must be removed if you want to pass on through now stick
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