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“Even if you weren’t in my division, I’d love to deal with you.” Submitted by anonymous.
“Your husband owes me money, bitch! But yo are a fine looking woman and I’m willing to make a deal with you. You can save your hubby a beating by working off his debt right now… First payment… Second payment… Third payment. Well
merunyaa: Commission from @jollystarfishmilkshake ! :DIt was super nice to deal with you, thank you so much !
peppermint-o-butler:Lmao pls don’t question me. Anyway, a gift for Uggy because important. @askug Awwwwwww! Its your birthday, you’re the one who’s supposed to get presents, not me! XD THANK YOU VERY MUCH, PLUS THE LOVELY MUSTACHE MUSTACHE MUSTACHE
I'M ALL OUT OF LOVE. I'M SO LOST WITHOUT YOU.
This post contains feet. Feet and other bits. Deal with it.
sirapproves: How dare you mouth off to me like that! Especially in front of the waiter. Whore. You don’t even deserve my patience. I’ll deal with you right here.
At one of the hardest times of my life, you failed to be there for me & even added immature shit I can’t deal with. You became what I was afraid of, and now what ?
submissivegames: Yes, you have displeased Me. Yes, a punishment is due. Yes, I will make you miserable. First though, My shows are on, and they are more important. I will deal with you when they are over. Just a couple hours or so ….
abrza: Deal with it. ;) <3
death-by-avengers: vzick: I can’t sleep… and when I do I have nightmares WHY WOULD YOU MAKE THIS?!?! YOU’RE IN TIME OUT. GO SIT THERE AND THINK OF WHAT YOU HAVE ACCOMPLISHED!
I’ll make a deal with you. If you can unbutton my dress in 5 minutes without using your hands I will let you sleep in my bed tonight instead of on the floor. | Caption Credit: Crystal Chastity
womeninsteel:Don’t you dare move a muscle…and keep that head bowed…I’ll deal with you upon my return.
I’m not sorry for this LMAOOnce again, more fun with Jasper being a Homeworld Gem having never coexisted with humans before, having no fucking knowledge how biology works and what happens when you consume things
;( I have to move back out. (text rant warning) ACCEPTING DONATIONSI can’t stay here any more. https://paypal.me/Skuttz Here is my paypal.me if you want to help.The shit: (how the fuck can i put this under a cut?)My sisters (ex?)bf lived with us
thanks for following, babes!!! this is also for you, tumblr user cannedmackerel, but this anon beat you to it (bigger version here, because tumblr’s resizing made the screentone look shitty)
brigmod:When your team yells at you to deal with the enemy Widowmaker, seduce her.
duxwontobey: Just a quick message to anyone who is feeling shit right now, or just needs a lil nice thing to keep them going, 2016 is almost over, this shithole of a year is almost over, you’ve survived all the shit it threw at you and that makes you
:::My boyfriend didnt know i was in discourse with human pet guy and now he gets to learn all about Tumblr Kike Drama™ hey speaking of this!! @ goyim: remember when an antisemite joked about (sexually?) enslaving a jewish minor and you all thought it
xtremecaffeine: bootses: missvoltairine: “Don’t take ~chemicals~ like prozac, I heard you can get the same effect by eating 19 oranges a day, that’s only 570 oranges a month!!!” “Yeah I know you have horrible panic attacks but
despairinacoffeepot: reapersun: naked-superhero: reapersun: hitomi-fujiko: reapersun: canadianpony89: reapersun: Okay, this mentality is hugely fucking problematic. I put my stuff on the internet to share with people who like the stuff I like,
ewasonnetfan: ewasonnetfan: Ewa Sonnet through 3waSonnet. com is the massive boobs model coming from Poland. Perform all young ladies through Poland get massive boobs and small waists?. Job young ladies with big tits plus a quite deal with, you need
askscruffasus: Troublesome fact #3.14 We actually went and wrote up a list of these… I will roll for one every day and see what I can throw at you. Feel free to send suggestions of what sorts of facts you’re curious about… or just random facts
Sometimes you just feel worthless and gross. And you think about it and you are worthless and gross. And sometimes you can’t find a single legitimate reason to convince yourself otherwise.
Also, more hilarious stuffs relating my TSOD. Dude. Telling me you can offer me gears worth of 500m for it, but not telling WHAT gears exactly doesn’t make me wanna close the deal with you. For all I know, you could offer some minor crap which a)
slayboybunny: dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone
cobalt borealis replied to your post: one time I accidentally typed ‘pr…i hate it when it does that. If you’re on android with a newer OS (I think anything in the past few years) I think you can just hold down the word on the row of corrections
Trying to pee and having a huge spider just book it towards you at high speed is a harrowing experience, especially when you don’t have your glasses on and thus have a very vague idea of what you’re dealing with and where it is
bex-rambles:Happy birthday @artemispanthar! You’ve been dealing with a lot lately, I hope you get to have a cozy peaceful day ♥ ohh my gosh, what an awesome and adorable surprise! I absolutely adore this! I just so self-indulgently love the thought
Ma’s gf is such an overly sensitive cunt. They bought something a few days ago and they were putting it together. The gf had pointed out something that ma had filled with water with the words of ‘you don’t know how much water to put
jeynegrey: shout-out to everyone who doesn’t have a mother shout-out to everyone who lost their mother shout-out to everyone who has a strained relationship with their mother shout-out to everyone who doesn’t want to feel obligated to someone just
myspecialbride: I’ll make a deal with you, honey - If you can wear my things without getting excited, I’ll never ask you again. Oh, goodness - well look at the mess my little panty boy made in mommy’s things. We’re going shopping for your own
mangoluvah: snizzydoesit: stopwhitepeopleforever: 10 screenshots from my rant on the Charleston Shooting tonight. Talk yo shit Get it out baby because we all are right there with you…
If you won't have sex with somebody because of their...
petty-labelle: moisemorancy: The energy I’m on. The energy I need There’s not a bitch alive that would feel comfortable calling my wife “my lil gf” to my face who they dealing with that would make that mistake and why they
lampurple: In the Blu-Ray, there’s an extended couple seconds of that scene with Levi going “wtf am I dealing with here,” and the pan out just makes him look so tiny after his courageous, stoic entrance
d-y-l-d-o-m: Hayley Williams, celeb fake caption, “You’d been lucky enough to get a private invitation from Hayley Williams, and when you arrived, the tiny, bondage loving temptress made a deal with you, in exchange for a blowjob, you were to become
faggland: What the fuck are you doing here? I told you to stay in the hotel room closet and I’d let you know if I needed more of your cash during the trip. Now get the fuck back there and I’ll deal with you later, fag.
aconnormanning: I need people to understand how lonely sobriety can feel sometimes. People are going to choose to not deal with you. They’re going to view you as a burden. They’re going to tip toe around your problems and condescend. You’re gonna
Me joking or being sassy is not my “attitude coming out to play”. It’s me making a joke and you calming the fuck down and dealing with it.(Now THAT’S my attitude coming out to play)
Why the fuck am I still crying over you at almost midnight after so many months. Go fuck yourself for fucking me up so badly. You and your bitch of a rebound.
gothammite:yknow i saw an article that was like “robert pattinson standing strong against the batman hate! :)” and im like. you fools. you absolute clowns. don’t you know who you’re dealing with? you realize this is the man who waded through
wideop3n: For those who dont enjoy christmas or new year, and are forced to deal with the constant reminder of these dates everywhere, I just want to tell you Im here for you, have some tea, put on that movie you have been about to watch forever but
mxcleod: Weed found to be 114 times safer than alcohol. Compared with other recreational drugs — including alcohol — marijuana may be even safer than previously thought. And researchers may be systematically underestimating risks associated with alcohol
felkina: “Mmm? Well aren’t you all excited? Your mistress has only just woken up and your all excited and waving your cocks at me begging for my attention… How about you let my friends deal with you perverts first and if you can hold out till I’m
shiplalnasounds:Being a feminist means also loving and taking care of shy girls. Fuck the idea that ‘strong’ girls are the only girls worth respect. I want to see more posts for the shy girls, the quiet girls, the girls with anxiety, the girls who
prettyvixenavenue:@badgalriri on black women: “We are impeccable. We’re special and the world is just going to have to deal with that.”
decius-c: No! The shackles stay on, slave! Now lay down and try to sleep a little bit! You’ll be picked up in a couple of hours for further treatment. And I want you well rested when I begin to deal with you and your body.
zippo077: “Tell me ladies, what it worth it? Poking your noses into other peoples business? Look at where it gotten you…Oh - and you can struggle all, but you won’t get loose - got you both tied up nice and tight! I’ll deal with you two later,
zippo077: “Well, well, well…what have we here? I had my suspicions about you - which is why I invited you to my pool party in the first place. You said you had to use the washroom, but here you are snooping around my office. I’ll deal with you
A long time cosplay dream finally came true for me, also the first of 2015 ! I’m the Avatar, you gotta deal with it !!
get-you-wet: the-orgy: So close to 4k! Well, Horninites, I’ll make a deal with you. Reblog this and I will promote you! No need for the promo, just helping out. Follow this guy. He’s pretty cool & funny.
If I had a dollar for every time there was uncomfortable tension for no reason in this house I’d probably be able to pay for the therapy I clearly need after dealing with this shitty situation. 👍Funny how it came back to this after I shut down
mistressaliceinbondageland: Mistress Jenna Rotten’s Poker Challenge “I’m going to shuffle these cards in front of you because I want you to know that you are always getting a fair deal when you are playing with me.” Mistress Jenna doesn’t have
drinkt0forget: BPD is so fcking hard because you come off as intense and dramatic to everyone close to you and then, they don’t want to deal with you anymore.
snow-white-and-little-red replied to your post:+THIS REMINDS ME O WHEN JEN AND I WERE TALKING… PENNY BABY CREATING RUBY ROBOTS WITH RUBYS ORIGINAL ROBOT ARM IM GOING TO FUCKING DESTROY YOU, I HAVE WAY TO MANY EMOTIONS RIGHT NOW
Oh yeah? Over-analyzing it? I guess you don’t give a fuck about all the people who aren’t represented by this video. About all the people who aren’t considered conventionally attractive, who have bigger body types, who have acne, who actually look
@camdamage (I’d message you but I’m sure you have tons of messages and I don’t want this to get lost in the mix) Thank you for your text post “reminder: you don’t need to check their blog.” I’ve been needing that. Dealing with a break up
I get shots weekly for my allergies and the nurse who did them today just told me, “Jesus, you have no fat. Where am I supposed to put this needle? There’s a burger place right down the road, and Dairy Queen.” Then the other nurse smiled and agreed
