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tyrannosaurus-rex:the most important part of this video to me is the dude deadpan holding his shoe to his ear in the back
tyrannosaurus-rex: the most important part of this video to me is the dude deadpan holding his shoe to his ear in the back
hte-spagheti: tiktoksthataregood: [video description: a tiktok by user seanymysoul, the background is a green screen of a retail store, and a caption over top says “working during the purge”. both characters are noticeably deadpan. cashier, in
utopians:Throwback to 2016 when I told my sister “they’re making another planet earth” and she just like. raised an eyebrow and said in this absolutely deadpan condescending tone “and where are they getting the dirt for it?” and I had to specify
thehorsethief: spiritofthesmallplaces: I really need to stop saying depressing/rude/terrifying things in a deadpan voice and expecting people to realize i’m joking #yeah the thousand-yard stare doesn’t help either
thewhoreat221b: does anybody else just say “no” out loud in a deadpan voice as they exit out of bad fic or is that just me
puppies-and-poledancers: candystrippers: I had a very young kid with a hereditary heart condition come in today to be seen. My colleague excitedly told him that I play “that ‘dungeons and dragons’ game just like you do!” The kid deadpans me
malfvoys: malfvoys: tbh 95% of my existence on this earth involves me accidentally running into things in my house and saying “ouch” in the most deadpan voice possible my mom: “you’re like a roomba except you don’t clean”
falloutboyzintheattic: thor, encountering a roomba for the first time and being baffled but also wildly amused: what is this funny little ground disk and what does it do peter parker: [completely deadpan] his names dj roomba and hes my only friend thor,
letitrainathousandflames-archive:Kylo: Rey, come to the dark si-Rey, for the tenth time: bitchKylo: *leaves*Rey: hey hey no, c’mon, open the force channel again. Look at me. Look at me.Kylo: *connects with her again, hopeful*Rey, deadpan: bitch
utopians:Throwback to 2016 when I told my sister “they’re making another planet earth” and she just like. raised an eyebrow and said in this absolutely deadpan condescending tone “and where are they getting the dirt for it?”
c2oh: someone asked for Dahl and hubby interaction so here’s a look into their lives. They’re both so deadpan but loves each other. Dahl just demands romance whenever she wants it and her hubby caters to all her whims because he loves her lots.
jimmychoojr: the-other-sam: stuffertystuffstuff: iamasebastard: synthetic-hearted-midgardian: so-divine: I cannot fathom how this man can go from his deadpan one-liners and impassioned speech about seeking solace in fashion magazines as a young
black-intogold: I love how Ray Holt is portrayed simultaneously as a serious, emotionless captain as well as the most dramatic and petty person on the whole team. I live for his deadpan dramatic-ness and I’ve honestly never seen a character like him
purgatorywings: does anybody else just say “no” out loud in a deadpan voice as they exit out of bad fic or is that just me
deductionhunters: I still haven’t decided which form of pun delivery I prefer said with a shitty grin, followed by a “aaaaaaahhhhhhh?“ that increases in volume and pitch (finger pistols optional but recommended) said in absolute deadpan with
ranunculee: srmxy: This was one heck of a thing to drop on me at 3:30 AM, Google. now this right here is good shit. the unexpectedness of skeletor. the deadpan reaction. why this person was googling “most powerful smurf.” the fact that they did
itscolossal: Deadpan Comedy: Surreal Drawing of a Dystopian Future by Samuel Gomez
rapunzel-corona-lite: funyuns-n-coffee: rapunzel-corona-lite: oshuns: rapunzel-corona-lite: deadpan-searcher: rapunzel-corona-lite: why on family guy they always try to bag on shit thats funnier than family guy could ever be Because Family Guy
Buster Keaton is known for his stunt work and acrobatic athleticism as much as he is for his perpetual deadpan. Many comedians used their bodies in their craft but actors like Buster and Harold Lloyd took this physicality to another level, often
synthetic-hearted-midgardian: so-divine: I cannot fathom how this man can go from his deadpan one-liners and impassioned speech about seeking solace in fashion magazines as a young gay man struggling with his sexuality and gender roles in The Devil
thelovelyposter: “I knew, as I glanced up at you, to see you glancing back, the most beautiful boy, at our party for two, surrounded by the stars, cigarette hanging from the lips I loved, and I, so alive, risen from the dead, by your deadpan declaration
deductionhunters: I still haven’t decided which form of pun delivery I prefer said with a shitty grin, followed by a “aaaaaaahhhhhhh?“ that increases in volume and pitch (finger pistols optional but recommended) said in absolute deadpan with no
cc-videos: [deadpan] A roll of paper towels. [hits paper towels on knee] Paper, towels, [whispers] and a roll.
deductionhunters: I still haven’t decided which form of pun delivery I prefer said with a grin, followed by a “aaaaaaahhhhhhh?“ that increases in volume and pitch (finger pistols optional but recommended) said in absolute deadpan with no change
socialinkcanvas: lilblckraincloud: deadpan-searcher: Twitter flaming Papa John’s over their NFL comment is one of the funniest things I’ve seen today I’m here for this This pizza slander is a joy in my life this Saturday morning.
8034) Whenever cis people ask me what's between my legs, I shrug and with a deadpan expression say "I dunno". Sometimes they push it further, sometimes they don't, but their reaction always makes me giggle.
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things that are cried out in overwatch teamchat with a panicked urgency that is nonsense in any other context
lizzyoli-ravioli: from that one text post i saw about kakyoin telling deadpan jokes
rosaluxmemeburg:the best kind of comedy is flagrant lies and nonsense, delivered deadpan and seriously
rawmasshole: deadpan-snarkeet: coffeeandcomposition: becketts-one-and-done: thexfiles: hanniballecterlicious: thexfiles: suicidal people deserve a space to talk about their suicidal feelings without risking hospitalization/institutionalization or
jokersjottings: theinvisiblegentleman: Buster Keaton (October 4, 1895 – February 1, 1966), “The Great Stone Face” A man famous for directing and acting in silent films, his deadpan expression, physical comedy, and, featured above, his stunt performance.
punkrocktaire: So my grandma is in the hospital, and she’s generally pretty out of it, but the other day someone asked her, to see how coherent she was, “do you know who the president is?” And her answer, totally aware and deadpan was “unfortunately”
shanetheduck: theinvisiblegentleman: Buster Keaton (October 4, 1895 – February 1, 1966), “The Great Stone Face” A man famous for directing and acting in silent films, his deadpan expression, physical comedy, and, featured above, his stunt performance.
![falloutboyzintheattic: thor, encountering a roomba for the first time and being baffled but also wildly amused: what is this funny little ground disk and what does it do peter parker: [completely deadpan] his names dj roomba and hes my only friend thor,](https://40.media.tumblr.com/b198b6676e8ec3072cff827d5c80231d/5317e2ce7f7c3f8e-77/s512x512u_c1/5de412021cb5d5ef7b2786277c827d9d126042f5.png)
![cc-videos: [deadpan] A roll of paper towels. [hits paper towels on knee] Paper, towels, [whispers] and a roll.](https://40.media.tumblr.com/8639ee6b76bffd55088b726170079c17/5cd7243704e2d137-55/s512x512u_c1/50ee6fde2439fd379ffe04162c9ee6fd935ac600.png)
