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slab-o-meat: iwritemonsters: It’s a parent’s responsibility to teach their kids how to summon the damned screams of the hellbound in an emergency. @stevevincentbuscemi SOMEONE ELSE FOUND IT
dcnupe: the-black-gentleman: champagne-paradise: 90skiddsolotoowild: vsvptayty: bless Damn both of his parents gone. I couldn’t imagine omg. actually have tears in my eyes. congrats!! Keep on pushing and succeeding young man
daddyslove4you: Happy daughter….happy parents…happy family : ) Damn I need a wake up call like this
bouncystrawberries: saintbennithy: trusotoan: I FIND THIS SO GOD DAMN FUNNY HAHAHA This was one of the funniest scenes in any movie ever XD Fuck, that scene was awesome. Really though, those two were my favorite movie-parents ever :D
wheregendergoestodie: iknowgallifreyan: Damn, This hit me hard. I can’t believe a parent could be so cruel to their own child. if u cant believe it u havent been paying attention
pussynthehood: AT LEAST PUT A TOWEL UNDERNEATH YOU BITCH!!!!! TRIFLEN RAT SQUIRTED LIKE TEN TIMES ALL OVER HER PARENTS COMPUTER CHAIR N SHIT…DAMN SHAME SMH!!!
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daddys-little-faggot: DThomas61: “Hey Sport. The Mrs. is taking Dean and the girls to her parents this weekend. I said I had to work…haha…was thinking you might come over?” BsBall98: “Hey Mr. Thomas. Dean’s going out of town? Damn,
I hate how these bitches on Sweet 16 act all surprised when their parents say "ERRYBODY OUTSIDE". Bitch, you know damn well your spoiled ass is getting a fucking car.
livefreelovelife9: whore-degrader: Gape her fucking shitter then take a pic to send her parents That’s right you whore! You love getting your sexy ass gaped And you know damn well that smile is only because afterwards he let her clean his dick
wackpanther: Feed the world I wanna thank her parents damn
I wanna thank her parents damn
I hate how these people on Sweet 16 act all surprised when their parents say "ERRYBODY OUTSIDE". Bitch, you know damn well your spoiled ass is getting a fucking car.
ifmommyonlyknew: letsdashboard: nspervert: knock knock :) Oh god. I love this. Knock knock. Run. That moment when your parents almost caught you balls deep in your own sister Lol ! Damn !
sextographer: Relaxing with my cock out That’s so hot. Wish mine would do that. Damn my parents!
jevonenatural: cloudofpurple:The talk white kids never have with their parents… Damn this is sad but true. If you look at the statistics.
stevraybro: forgottenanimation: atomictikisnaughtybits: ck-blogs-stuff: slbtumblng: mysteriouslystrangeyeti: akron-squirrel: Looking back on it, I think Genndy’s cartoons have had the best booty @slbtumblng Can you attest? I’m aware. Yeah,
jiles: parents: the real world is gonna bite you in the ass!!!!11!11 me: damn the real world a freak
adreanthepomeranian: blue-pixiedust: bead-bead: nayan1: I feel like a lot of people in tumblr are victim of this kind of parenting 😔😔😔 WELL THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH ABOUT MY EVERYTHING. WELL GOD FUCKING DAMN IT This explains so much of
deadlydoodles: lankybrunettepartdeux: I never guessed that in my adulthood, I’d be relating to Calvin’s parents as much as I do in this comic. Because damn … Calvin’s dad was so right. This is part of an arc where their house got broken into
yungmamita: quesochronicles: westxkitty: This just touched my soul 👌 Damn. Palabras que pegan “Thank you young people for shouting what your parents and I silence out of fear”
iknowgallifreyan: Damn, This hit me hard. I can’t believe a parent could be so cruel to their own child.
chocolate–goddess: dope-kulture: bennyblnce: Parents think since you “sick” anything you do should be impossible 😂😂😂 so damn true On god
nedsseveredhead: I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.
tinyrats: sadtitty: how about you’re not asian don’t make asian parent jokes honestly ths applies to so many child abuse jokes relating 2 specific races n cultures lik i see so many damn white ppl making la chancla jokes or goin ‘absurdly strict
werewolfmind: NO.No.I don’t give a damn what your belief is. You have no right.People have died. A woman I know LOST HER HUSBAND TO THE FLOODS. I am away from home, worried about my parents and pets because if the waters rise, they don’t have anywhere
germanblondie79: bellablack88: Do you really want to send this to my boyfriend? Damn, do I have a nice hairstyle there? 🤣 I WILL SEND THIS TO ALL OF YOUR CONTACTS, BITCH… YOUR PARENTS KNOW ABOUT YOUR “DARK PASSION”???
needs-more-butts: fantasyponynsfw: <Apple for Teacher!>Cheerlie and Big Mac have a lengthy parent-teacher meeting regarding AppleBloom’s bad grades!Support me at https://www.patreon.com/FantasyPonyNSFW UNFHot damn that is sexy. Also like,
weepingangel221b: musicalflashinglights: queerpunkhamlet: overlypolitebisexual: as a parent it is your god damn fucking job to look after your children stop treating your children like they are burdens you signed up to have a child, the child did
musicalflashinglights: queerpunkhamlet: overlypolitebisexual: as a parent it is your god damn fucking job to look after your children stop treating your children like they are burdens you signed up to have a child, the child did not sign up to have
sentochoryu: Man, Joseph’s relationship with Erina and Speedwagon is brushed over a lot, which is a damn shame because it is such an incredibly sweet and strong bond, and it’s 100% the reason why Joseph became such a good parent in his own right.
reyman0904: candidjbteenlover2: californialiving619: Smoking hot body and outfit on this young girl. Her parents must be really proud. Damn 😍😍😍 Gorgeous body.
jukeboxemcsa: va1kryie: weird it’s like my ancestors aren’t me And the parents of Dreamers aren’t them either. Whatever your basic stance on immigration is (although let’s be honest, our immigration laws have been historically pretty damn racist)
lovemysis-88–2:will you stop staring at my ass, brother? our parents might see you too! damn, we need to be careful, or they wont let us sleep together again! Seeing sis’s beautiful, hot and fine ass, made my cock real hard for her !! I would
aliciaariel: medusa-seduce-ya: When will the world ever leave my parents alone??? Like damn. I love them 😫
slavetomyheadcanon: deadlydoodles: lankybrunettepartdeux: I never guessed that in my adulthood, I’d be relating to Calvin’s parents as much as I do in this comic. Because damn … Calvin’s dad was so right. This is part of an arc where their
jaacknaasty: marieleafbread: the parents from Easy A are essentially what’ll happen when people from tumblr start procreating Damn Marie you famous qurl.
carry-on-my-wayward-castiel: fuckyeahmusearmy: thefabulousdangergays: mrcraabs: do you really love your parents? I bet you cant name 4 of their albums “get dressed it’s 4pm” “you’ve been sat at that computer all day” “tidy your god-damn
gothpornstar: weloveshortvideos: When Yo Parents Give You More Money Than You Asked Vine by MeechOnMars DAMN SON TOO REAL
gaggedfts: maturesmoke: #Maturesmoke She reminds me of the wonderful ‘librarian fantasy’: In public, She is intelligent and carries a certain elegance. Proud to bring her home to meet the parents. But, when she gets home…Oh damn, a different
fefsfefsefwe: tachipaws: When people talk about Team Konohamaru’s parents and leave out Hinata<<<<< She wasn’t a sennin but she saved Ninja Jesus Naruto three times, one of those times was saving his damn life, and she’s been heralded
seeyounexttime: “Tragically, Moroha knows very little of her parents, Inuyasha and Kagome, as she has lived by herself for most of her life.”i don’t even give a damn about the circumstances it’s bullshit that inuyasha didn’t get to be there
ladyofsparda: zachlilley: OUCH…right in the childhood DAMN that’s stupid b/c the parents were always talking to the kids..so really everyone would have to be bat shit crazy
queerpunkhamlet: overlypolitebisexual: as a parent it is your god damn fucking job to look after your children stop treating your children like they are burdens you signed up to have a child, the child did not sign up to have you as a parentkeep this
silencearcher: So, I thought of something… I used to think my name was pretty damn sad cos my parents literally named me “quiet/peaceful”, and I thought that pretty much defined me as a person for a while. (*Insert sob story/self-deprecating thoughts
afffroditeee: lonniiii: This is probably one of the finest set of parents I’ve ever seen . 😭😍😍😍 The fucking slay!!!! I need that outfit!!! So bad How old is the child? Seven? Damn I hope I look that good when my children damn near grown.
emmyioweu: imsoshive: vidadelaurence: telvi1: the4mat: iamrobynjune: papneysmears: Sometimes, you really don’t know who you’re parents are… god damn SO MANY FUCKIN TWISTS! shiiiiit! SON Damn I’m over here fighting back tears Yoooo
telvi1: the4mat: iamrobynjune: papneysmears: Sometimes, you really don’t know who you’re parents are… god damn SO MANY FUCKIN TWISTS! shiiiiit! SON Damn I’m over here fighting back tears wow
crownprince81: shanellbklyn: theultraintrovert: shogunofyellow: When a gorilla demonstrates better parenting skills than a human. damn, how does that child feel, like a gorilla told their child not to play with YOU. That’s a damn shame white
thelittlestastronaut: sydneykrukowski: sonansu: This is such an abuser-disguised-as-a-quirky-parent vibe it literally makes me sick 2 look at lol When are any of you gonna learn what abuse is? Just clean the fuckin kitchen damn…….It’s the G-d damn
brandyliquor: crownprince81: shanellbklyn: theultraintrovert: shogunofyellow: When a gorilla demonstrates better parenting skills than a human. damn, how does that child feel, like a gorilla told their child not to play with YOU. That’s a damn
