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sherlockbringthejam: kittenskaboodles: ianthe: headup-billybuddy: the-future-mrs-solo: whatheballs: shavingryansprivates: i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience unless
carryonmy-assbutt:pan-turtle:itsstuckyinmyhead:Family and TumblrWhy did they put heck over hell when the word motherfucker is left alone???hell is a fucking rude word
vinebox: When u finally have the money to pay EVERYONE back that u owe.
silentcartoon: swampgallows: wooliest: ????? this is the most Acme image i’ve seen in my life [Looney Tunes theme plays in the distance]
bumblebunn: I also love this woman.
vinegod: How to stop a british baby from crying by Arthur
not of self, but of geography.
nothing-but-greens:aph-sakura:idontcareifitsreal:no way this is 6 seconds only6 seconds of pure beautyI’m on the verge of crying
Rointheta
attackon-mysanity: prussiapudding: hope–bubble: disneyprincess10: mythologyhotspot: scottman99: heyitsodette: Splash Mountain Photos YES It’s funnier everytime I see it. still one of my all time favourite posts this should be a new drawing
obviousplant: New forms of payment.
totiki: “Watching Harry Potter is serious business to me ok”
laughhard: Science vs. Humanities degree
momfricker: liking a character from a thing you don’t like
vinegod: ChamPAIN by fail city
mbulteau: apairofglasses: ohjadewhatshername: Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no Basis for a system of government You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just because a watery tart threw a sword at you Oh but if
dracumon: coldeyesthatburn: m00njpg: When u a sperm but yo pops got a condom on ima fight him “Ah this is bullshit i was winnin too”
HIS BEST GIRL
ming-hua: shorsstone: I just witnessed a fucking murder THE ENTIRE FAMILY
stability: “Our brother” (via)
weloveshortvideos: Duck
bookchinite: pyrolight521: slimehood: erurinodanchou: Ok lawl caption:girl: Dad, I just made a milkshake!dad: Not again…dad: *going outside with a broom to a group of boys* Alright, cmon boys, get outta here! boys: *groan and leave* If you don’t
rikkipoynter: hamburgerboogie: cc-videos: I’m sick of people saying Canadians pronounce things funny “Whooden”“Icky hot”“Pa-quey-ow”fucking “cocka-coola” Perfect Eng-a-lish, all of y’all can fuck right off. FUCK drschmoll
Papal threat display
anoia: colorfulrussianfireworks: I HAVE MISSED THIS VIDEO MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THE ENTIRE FUCKING WORLD COME TO MAMA YOU FUCKIN TRIBAL ASS FUNKY WASHING MACHINE
sandandglass: John Oliver’s salmon cannon.
jazeth: what kinda white people shit is this
literatureofneuronexcitement: This scene was jokes
weloveshortvideos: Puppy caught eating paper decides killing witness is the only way out.
falulu: illumahottie: physicallgraffiti: how is this 6 seconds THE DRAMA Me tho
calsgang: IM LAUGHING SO MUCH I just got back from shopping and I saw the nerf gun lying behind the sofa and I was so confused, but then I heard someone laughing and it was my nan, she’s 80 for christ sake just look at the concentration on her face
lornacrowleys: stvr-gvzr: lornacrowleys: tumblr psa: dont use ouija boards!!! you never know what kind of spirits you’re inviting into your life me: nice try but none of u can stop me from using this glow in the dark hasbro piece of garbage 2 ask
jennytrout: sosuperawesome: Galaxy wrapping paper by NormansPrintery on Etsy • So Super Awesome is also on Facebook, Twitter and Pinterest • I thought this was soap for a minute and I was furious at my life.
dominicandeathtrap: lakidaa: i like how his mom is immediately on his side and about to getaway car them off My fave post
bas1ngse: littlepandabear: mimicryisnotmastery: heyisfurwhoresez: jibriljoestar: elionking: anomaly1: weloveshortvideos: When you miss the bass drop Nigga done stole his bass drop oh man this is one for the books. this what reparations look
i-ran-over-oprah: drugera: “ok who used all the fucking Head N Shoulders?” haha nigga ain’t even got shoulders
thespectacularspider-girl: Truly a Christmas miracle.
youvebeenwckd: hellyeahthomassanders: Days during winter feel like… ☀ by Thomas Sanders Literally
barnesjames: science-and-things: I don’t know what to do with this information #STOP SENDING MATT DAMON TO SPACE (via @sabacc)
ennui-girl:witch-of-habonim-dror:you all have permission to come to my funeral and give wildly conflicting accounts of my lifePlease. I want nothing more than to be shrouded in a confusing mesh of myth and fact
The Music Of The Universe Plays
officialunitedstates:when the aliens come and they see that we’ve been doing miss universe pageants without inviting them for the past fifty years they are gonna be so mad
tastefullyoffensive: More of the Best #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly TweetsPart One
When the universe decides to send America a sign
thewhatever: ♫ ♬ “.. ’Cause I’ve had the time of my life… ” ♫ ♬
whouer: eleanorbearder: transgenderer: name one difference between birds and children CHILDREN HAVE EYEBROWS think again
just-shower-thoughts: Any salad is Caeser salad if you put 23 knives in it.
shining world of the seven systems
hadaes: cop: where were you last night? shakira: at home sleeping shakira’s hips: she was at the club where the murder took place shakira: son of a
couple-of-dumbasses: zohbugg: realdoobz: vines are literally better than 77% of hollywood movies Cinematic magic you have no idea how fast i pressed that reblog button
zumpie: obviousplant: Holiday tip TBF, the one who buries shit in the woods is Regina…like her heart
qweety: I FUCKING LOST IT WHEN HE STARTED SHOUTING
my liege, i be not bovverèd
ingu: I don’t actually have any excuse for this. (original)
burdenedwithgloriousassbutt: getting-fit-staying-fab: you can see the hesitation where he doesn’t want to waste perfectly good teabags. you know you’re british when your britishness gets in the way of your britishing
tastefullyoffensive: (via Andy H.)
Marie Chambers
mens-rights-activia: averyroundbird: becausebirds: Someone didn’t get the memo. HE IS BABY Local Goth Kid Emerges Out of Hiding For Family Gathering
luunytoonz: orzhov-fun-police: randomfandomteacher: Unmute this shit This vine is very close to perfect. The song choice perfectly describes my reaction to this.
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