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azuila: vcrizzle: azuila: slytherin: *collectively works really hard all year* slytherin: *earns the highest number of house points* slytherin: *literally wins house cup* dumbledore: dumbledore: *clears throat* nuh uh honey but gryffindor are the
lettherebedoodles: Faylinn Rider: *clears throat* “I know not who you are, nor how I came to find you, but may I just say… Hi. How ya doin’?” (( Here’s our smoldering Flynn, for the hundreds of you (or at least what FELT like hundreds) who
johnegbertt: *clears throat* if i looked you up in the dictionary, there’d be a picture of cute- *coughs* i mean, um, if i looked up dictionary in cute, there’d- no, i meant *shuffles cards* if you looked cute up in the dictionary, there’d be a
thefencingfangirl: nevermymindd: England: Has anyone seen America? Canada: Hold on, I got this Canada: *clears throat* Canada: Bill Nye the science guy America: *cRASHES THROUGH DOOR* America: BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL i have lived here my entire life
brisbone: theevildavis: brisbone: *clears throat* Hey my friends, I attended a bee wedding this past weekend. I bet you would like to know how was it. How was it? You had two bee there
airtrafficcontroller: no-this-is-jarod: telapathetic: my favourite thing about tumblr is there is not one mention of sports you sure about that? lemme just check one thing. *clears throat* WHAT TEAM? WILDCATS
decapitatedprince: Yea I can rap [Clears throat] Electrode, Diglett, Nidoran, MankeyVenusaur, Rattata, Fearow, PidgeySeaking, Jolteon, Dragonite, GastlyPonyta, Vaporeon, Poliwrath, Butterfree
rabioheab: hello 911? hey uh… i’ve uh… *clears throat* i’ve liked you for a long time i uh… haha… do you maybe want to go out for drinks sometime?
roseynopes: graceebooks: phroyd: Hemp is so threatening to the Commodities Industry, they have Lobbied Against Legalization since the 1920s. Phroyd weed will set us free HEMP AND WEED ARE NOT THE SAME PLANT. *huffs* *clears throat* They’re cousins.
dreamboy1991: treehauslove: The Cozy Treehouse. Definitely the cutest treehouse so far! A perfect getaway for some alone time, book reading, or just relaxing and exploring the area from the tiny balcony. lostinmyforest *clears throat *
eggplantmaster: waterxharuka: packook: donaldtrumpoffical: justintimerblake: babemagneto: does the anime side of tumblr even exist??? anime side of tumblr, what do you think? desu They should come if you say the right words. *clears throat*
promptsandpoetries: OTP Prompt of the Day: Person C: How are you and B?Person A: Oh. We’re no longer dating. B’s my ex-lover now.Person B: I told you to stop saying that shit!Person B: *clears throat* Hi, I’m A’s spouse.
blogjeffme: angeles73: THANK GOD!!!…FINALLY….😶….coughs…clears throat…Ummm, that’s cool and all…but, I don’t need directions…coughs😶 😏 Mmm nice 😊
cloven: CLEARS THROAT LOUDLY
numahachi: phantomrose96: mabel-but-slytherin: bluemurderguitarbunny: i will now impersonate the mating call of the steven universe fan*clears throat*we are Malachite now. WHY WON’T YOU JUST LET ME DO THIS FOR YOU ROSE
mlmreminders: mlmreminders: mlmreminders: mlmreminders: it looks like sorry CLEARS THROAT it looks like they’re having s GEUGH
refurbthecat: Me: “How loud can you scream, Refurb?”Refurb: (clears throat, eyes roll back into head) REEEEEEEEEEEE
fashiondisastercecil: okay but hear me out here *clears throat* canon, healthy, non-sexualised lesbians who don’t die
powderedsugarxo: *clears throat* —EXCUSE ME I WAS JUST WONDERING WHEN I GET TO BE KISSED LIKE THIS.
erniexbee: kayyyk: heatherxg: YESSSSSS;) *cough* *clears throat* *ahem*
desiremyblack: haus-of-ill-repute: justpracticewhatyoupreach: *clears throat* I hope to fuck this is all over facebook and the news tomorrow! (via TumbleOn)
lucidnee: blkdaria: blkdaria: *clears throat* SO UMMM HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY BESSFRAN. I’ve known you for like 10 years so you’re basically stuck with me now *shrugs* when you get married imma be in the grooms face telling him to ack right and when
cloven:CLEARS THROAT LOUDLY
kaiiwooo: kingsleyofficial: -screams- -clears throat- this tea ☕️
meowclaudd: harinef: baddiebey: Beyoncé:*staring intensely into camera* *clears throat* today…me and onika had sexual relations once again….it was an out of body experience because when I, a feminist, looked down at myself while nicki had almost
allfordean: fashiondisastercecil: okay but hear me out here *clears throat* canon, healthy, non-sexualised lesbians who don’t die
thelilnan: the-time-goddess-of-221b: Who’s ready to hear the best joke ever? Ok *clears throat* A rich snail goes into a car shop, picks out a super fast car, and says “I want a big S painted on the right side, the left side, the front, the back,
kainsotherstuff: futalustx: ~ Irresistible Futanari Set<3<3<3 - “Reblog if you can’t go a day without futanari” *Clears throat* T-These are nice, yes.
mr-mrs-insatiable: quietcharms: begmetocome: Happy NPF , my sexy ladies ! I assure you i wasn’t wearing any pants ;-) Have a great day ! :-* holy…UNF JFC… *clears throat* I mean, that’s a nice post *deep breath* very nice. ahahaha
samsylvania: bluemurderguitarbunny: i will now impersonate the mating call of the steven universe fan*clears throat*we *BReaks down your door*arE THE CRySTAl GeMS
onemancabaret: mtv: your voice matters. head to electthis.com to register to vote. *clears throat*PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!
exorcistfemme:oh to be kneeling between a butches knees as they sit in a chair, just waiting. Waiting for permission. They grin down at you, and their eyes glimmer with the promise of what’s to come. They give you a nod, subtle but a clear indication
lulz-time: 10knotes: phazon-vuitton: *clears throat
currentlyhungryaf: officialwhitegirls: interviewer: iggy rap us a freestyle iggy: aight hold up hold up *clears throat* iggy: broke up with my ex girl, here’s the number iggy: SIKE THATS THE WRONG NUMBAH
im-just-so-done: gladroy: *Clears throat* I’ve been saying this for years but now we have proof that that was a sex scene in The Lion king
meatgod: haus-of-ill-repute: justpracticewhatyoupreach: *clears throat* I hope to fuck this is all over facebook and the news tomorrow! He is a prophet, albeit a false one at that, but still a prophet.
moonmisha: *clears throat*Titties
3-kermit:my child: momme: yes?my child: can you sing me a lullaby?me: yes dear,me: *clears throat*me: OSHIHETE OSHIHETE YO!!!
the-one-named-sailor-meme: bluemurderguitarbunny: i will now impersonate the mating call of the steven universe fan*clears throat*we [Crashes through the window] A R E T H E C R Y S T A L G E M S
milkshakeprincess: *coughs and clears throat* hello pal…uhh…*looks down at my notes* i am in a mutual follow with you and uhh… *squints down at my queue cards* um… *starts sweating* i would like to be the real friends with you.,.. wait no that
giarps: *clears throat* just because you don’t get accepted into an RP doesn’t mean you have to be rude, nasty, or disrespectful towards the mod(s). i’ve been a mod on my own twice now, and one time with a co-admin. i know how amazing apps can
undeaddweeb: okay so, here’s the idea *clears throat* gay girls in space
queenofeden: perplexingly: Daughter of a gun (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ No idea if such a thing existed but surely there had to be girls born on board in the Age of Sail? *puts on obnoxious historian hat* *clears throat* there were actually tons of
woadscoutquinn: roseynopes: graceebooks: phroyd: Hemp is so threatening to the Commodities Industry, they have Lobbied Against Legalization since the 1920s. Phroyd weed will set us free HEMP AND WEED ARE NOT THE SAME PLANT. *huffs* *clears throat*
nevermymindd: England: Has anyone seen America?Canada: Hold on, I got thisCanada: *clears throat*Canada: Bill Nye the science guyAmerica: *cRASHES THROUGH DOOR*America: BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
thefencingfangirl: nevermymindd: England: Has anyone seen America?Canada: Hold on, I got thisCanada: *clears throat*Canada: Bill Nye the science guyAmerica: *cRASHES THROUGH DOOR*America: BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL i have lived here my entire life and
tj-593: waitwhatdidtheysay: officialkingofconeyisland: My favorite Shakespearean soliloquy [captions] Tiffany: “These little boys play with you [dramatic pause] and don’t deliver. Obviously. [clears throat] I gave all the signs, all the hints.
philosophicalharry: *clears throat* nO NO NO NO NO NO /NO/ NO NONO NO NoOOooOOOO
poeticsuggestion: *clears throat* attention……… i am in dire need of kisses
jerkidiot:*clears throat* okay this next song is called “im not my best friend’s best friend” and it goes a little something like this *throws the microphone* *muffled screams* *crying for 7 years*
![decapitatedprince: Yea I can rap [Clears throat] Electrode, Diglett, Nidoran, MankeyVenusaur, Rattata, Fearow, PidgeySeaking, Jolteon, Dragonite, GastlyPonyta, Vaporeon, Poliwrath, Butterfree](https://40.media.tumblr.com/avatar_4eb8a282cfec_128.png){kind=avatar}
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![the-one-named-sailor-meme: bluemurderguitarbunny: i will now impersonate the mating call of the steven universe fan*clears throat*we [Crashes through the window] A R E T H E C R Y S T A L G E M S](https://69.media.tumblr.com/avatar_402ad9edd100_128.png){kind=avatar}
![tj-593: waitwhatdidtheysay: officialkingofconeyisland: My favorite Shakespearean soliloquy [captions] Tiffany: “These little boys play with you [dramatic pause] and don’t deliver. Obviously. [clears throat] I gave all the signs, all the hints.](https://69.media.tumblr.com/avatar_b27f48e19fa8_128.png){kind=avatar}
