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smathmouth: My favourite Christmas carol is silent night because of the line “holy infant, so tender and mild" because I like to imagine the baby Jesus as a chicken wing
fuckyeahroleplayadvice: To the person or people who have continued to make dummy accounts and harass me, on top of sending me and I quote: “im gonna fucking find you and gut you like a fish and use your innards as christmas tree decorations. delete
unclefather: “Did this person get drunk off of box wine one year and flip over the turkey pan with the turkey still inside it and then pass out with their underwear pulled down under the christmas tree?” “Yes” “It’s Grandma"
do-not-open-til-christmas: “I just need some help with the Inventory,” he said. “It shouldn’t take more than a couple hours,” he said. “You’ll be compensated." Yeah. Right.
satansonmyside: im jus tryna take a pretty girl out on a “let’s grab a hot chocolate and drive around to look at pretty christmas lights" kind of date pls
sggk:sggk:Here’s to my family’s annual christmas eve tradition of exchanging new pajamas, & to my mother’s parallel tradition of attempting to shame me every year by making into a t-shirt, quote, “The most egregious thing that you, my daughter
monamepleng: I got this headcannon from my lovely friend @trashidashi This converstaion belong to her Tadashi : ‘but the mistletoe is over there, hiro!’ Hiro : ‘so? i want christmas kisses now.’ Tadashi : "well, i guess i can allow
mydrunkkitchen: unclefather: “Did this person get drunk off of box wine one year and flip over the turkey pan with the turkey still inside it and then pass out with their underwear pulled down under the christmas tree?” “Yes” “It’s Grandma"
cravehiminallways212: bends over slowly and arches brow at you C’mere…lemme see if I can get you into the Christmas spirit…💋 Always in the “spirit"with you around ….💋
zimbo4444: ..“hope you had a very Merry and Sexy Christmas and will have a sweet Happy New Year baby".. 💪🏼😻💬
do-not-open-til-christmas: bluepueblo: Street View, Boston, Massachusetts photo via shelly Google’s new “pub crawl" cam.
cowgirlupbitch: unclefather: “Did this person get drunk off of box wine one year and flip over the turkey pan with the turkey still inside it and then pass out with their underwear pulled down under the christmas tree?” “Yes” “It’s Grandma"
do-not-open-til-christmas: “A remarkable boy! Do you know whether they"ve sold the prize Turkey that was hanging up there — Not the little prize Turkey: the big one?” “What, the one as big as me?”
shikniful: Enjoying This Christmas With You - Blake “If we do it like this then we can both be warm" Just look at Blake take part of her scarf to put on you and her blushing face like this is pretty much enough to help you survive the cold winter.
h-way: Lily C - Met-Art.com (2015,12,23)Age: 26Eye color: greenHair color: brownHeight: 5'4"Weight: 104 lbsBreasts: smallSize: 37/24/35Shaved: shavedEthnicity: CaucasianMerry Christmas
boys-and-suicide: “Baby all I want for Christmas is you." Lol no fuck that I want a puppy because they’ll love me more than any guy ever could.
unsafe-reblogs: Pearls and pussy.. a match made in heaven! Don’t ya think? I love “spreading” Christmas cheer" 😉💋✨💦Thank you dirtylildoll for this!
niste-ochi-verzi: “All I want for Christmas..is you!"
excepttheeyes: Book Quotes: Order of the Phoenix - Christmas on the Closed WardNeville looked around at the others, his expression defiant, as though daring them to laugh, but Harry did not think he’d ever found anything less funny in his life.
annmichael: Plugged as usual :) I need to step up at a 2" plug…. Christmas is cumming!! Santa says I’ve been a good girl ;) http://www.amazon.com/registry/wishlist/3FSOM0PWG39J9
