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I could pull my hair out right now. LOL I’m .10 away from my goal on mgf. Really MGF? LOL. Gotta make me only $.10 away? Jesus christ, this feels like its going to take forever to make. Seems like it’s easier to make 躔, not ũ. lolololol.
scottys-righthand-man: #anyone who says simon pegg is a bad actor or can only do comedy#i would like to redirect you to my fist #because jesus christ i felt like shit#when i saw scotty crying #that’s his captain#the man who basically got him off
str8menrule: Christ, I know ya’ like bein’ fucked like a bitch, but shut the fuck up! I don’t want everyone in the frat knowin’ I’m boning a little faggot like you!
I really hope the magic of su comes back for me soon, these hiatuses really do a number on even the most hardcore fans. Also who thought it would be a good idea to air the new eps on christmas and new years
christ-fuck: this looks like a project i did 5~ years ago
Christ, watching Naruto and I’m 40-something episodes into Shippuuden and I’m spotting all this dumb shit that I’ve seen pop up in various freeform roleplaying chatrooms and forums over the past decade, like it’s all coming back to me, I’ve
christ why is it so hard to find non slutty, non push-up red bra’s. it’s like every store hates me or something
amburdoll: What’s this? Saints? Body of Christ. Body of Christ. Amen. Get in me. Haha what’s funny is my old room mate back home looks like Conner from this one
Am I the only one who feels like this would be a pretty hilarious metaphor for dick sizes?
therainbowcrowe: transpunkspacejunk: be christ-like this christmas. gather a crowd and inspire them to anarchism. beat a politician with a whip. help out your local sex workers. preach equality. I thought this was gonna turn into something gross, but
knowledgeshawty: julesfontana: Christ tag your porn plz I miss Mac and cheese
mercedesbenzodiazepine: feelingpussy: angelbabyspice: nowhites: work harder damn she need a fill in why she only got four fingers Jesus Christ
theeggdom: strangeasanjles: tashabilities: White people should be banned from adopting transracially. Kenya has approved an indefinite ban on adoption by foreigners. This needs to spread like wildfire…White people using Black and Brown children
stickolas: I feel like this scene from family guy didn’t leave enough of an emotional impact on me when I first saw it, so I hired the sound editor from hit tv series johnny test to spruce up the soundtrack to help fit the mood better
Seriously why the fuck are you going to text me at 10 at night asking if I could watch your fucking kid with less than a day’s notice? Christ in a hat I am so fucking done. Get a fucking clue and watch your own damn kid. God. I did months of this,
my sleeping pills give me the WORST nightmares, jesus. i wake up shaking and terrified, like i haven’t slept at all.i dreamt i was stuck inside this dark mall and there were Goosebumps characters everywhere. the walls started bleeding and there were
There was a beetle the size of my thumb on my wall and it was terrifying, like nightmare shit
transpunkspacejunk: be christ-like this christmas. gather a crowd and inspire them to anarchism. beat a politician with a whip. help out your local sex workers. preach equality.
politicalsexkitten: zohbugg: blindtank: sanziene: video I dont normally post/reblog stuff like this, but jeasus christ im dying. WATCH THE VIDEO OMG HAHAHA “I feel like anal lube that tastes like birthday cake AND is vegan is a very niched
stillrowing7-posingforart: A familiar, submissive, Christ-like pose (note the crossed legs)
evenpottiesneedtoeat: homemadedarkmark: siriuslyaud: imsureofthis: ooh-voldy-voldy: Mmm-hmm. yes HE LOOKS LIKE SUCH A BADASS OKAY I never saw the original of this one asdkjfamsdlkfjamsdfkljadms,fkalsdjf scooterrrrrrrrrr CHRIST. CHRIS = CHRIST.
on Relationships, JESUS, relationships, and adulting
spmib: thelegendofroxas: emptygarrison: snitchitspellbound: kingfappy: top-flight-security-of-the-world: amijusttumblinalone: FUCK THESE ARE TEARS WHO PUT THESE ONIONS HERE? why do people like watching the world cry? crying fuck im crying there
sssaaaammmmm: vipeur: pawfulmess: domobird: takingbackhyrule: bengalqueen: minisporgiti: please can this spread like wildfire? “EVERYBODY KNOWS I’M A MUTHAFUCKIN MONSTERRR” fucking unbelievable. I am blown away. WOAAAHWOWOWOWOWO
fvace: daftplunk: why do people say jesus “h” christ like what is his middle name lol
silver-tongues-blog: banishedquasiroyal: drawing isaac’s mom is an experience bc there’s only like, a few images to go off of like okay, cool yeah, mood obviously this woman is a bottom jesus fucking christ nothing like…skin? i guess? is this skin?
kenyatta: grawly: is it safe to say 2016 has been pretty bizarre thus far See also: @CasualFennec: RPing with restaurants is my new favourite thing
angryladies: My kink is when you’re eating a pint of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and your spoon hits a massive boulder of cookie dough that you then pry out like an archaeologist on the dig of a lifetime
sixpenceee: obsessions-are-normal: sixpenceee: tumbllrisdumb: sixpenceee: STIGMATA Ok I tried to find the least gory pictures. Stigmata is basically when someone whose a really devout Christian actually develops Christ-like wounds on their body.
I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.
angelicly-devilish: awayed: spaycee: haventhadenough: YOURE SO FUCKING PERFECT JESUS CHRIST LIKE YORU FACE AND YOUE EYES AND YOUR MOTH AND YOUR ASMILE AND YOUR LIPS AND YOUR PIERCINGS And YOUR ARMS AND YOUR CLOTHES and YOUR HaIr and eVERYTHING ABOT
nakeid: mindofalemur: 57’ seafoam Ford Thunderbird i need a car like this in my life
k1mkardashian: silver-tongues: k1mkardashian: i hate when you tell someone “i have a question for you” and they reply “i have an answer”. excuse you bitch, don’t get smart with me. i don’t like it. suppose the question was this: “an
miniaturewhiski: y’all getting really specific like “where are all the indie boys with messy shoulder length brown hair and blue eyes who are between 6’ and 6’4 whose favourite vampire weekend album is contra but knows mvotc is their best album
† LINDSAY CHRIST †
serious: jesus christ what a pretty facethe kind you’d find on someone that could save
bonesex: how-to-be-irish: saffronsugar: trebled-negrita-princess: I feel like this is what Jesus look like #this is like final fantasy jesus *is suddenly Christian* Never has it been more appropriate for my reaction to be JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
transpunkspacejunk:be christ-like this christmas. gather a crowd and inspire them to anarchism. beat a politician with a whip. help out your local sex workers. preach equality.
sundrycreations: I can’t fucking stand it when people say stuff like “oh every 13 year old think they’re bi” because: I didn’t. I didn’t let myself DARE think it. I was TERRIFIED to find myself attracted to multiple genders… because biphobic
I AM SIXTEEN YEARS OLD. THIS IS CLEARLY STATED IN MY BIO BUT JUST IN CASE YOU WERENT AWARE. PLEASE DONT HIT ON ME, SUBMIT NUDES TO ME OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT. I WAS BORN IN 1999. IM A CHILD. PLEASE.
gingerfacekillah: when she likes the same music as you and laugh at your jokes
christ-will-hang: Like Moths To Flames
missdoublem: omg what is that. Is that like…a fans recording device? What if you went to a fucking MJ concert and he grabbed your recorder and recorded himself singing on it? Fuckin A
-magical: HE GETS ALL RED AROUND HER JESUS CHRIST CONFESS YOUR LOVE JOSH COME ON
Y'know I really hate when people act like they do me these big ass fucking favors when in reality things just happened to work out for both parties. Things just happened to be convenient. You’re not special or great. Fuck yourself for trying
tarajenkins: And the Shawl Of Doom was never worn againSunshine‘s theory for its disappearance made me laugh, so I had to draw it! I still won’t forgive her for making me like Bill tho
bogleech: bogleech: HOW MANY FUCKING EPISODES OF THIS SHOW ARE GOING TO HAVE THE SAME “MAN IN A DRESS” JOKE IT HAS TO BE LIKE 70% NOW AND WHAT THE CHRIST HAPPENED TO FUZZY THIS IS LIKE SOME FUCKIN SETH MCFARLANE TIM BUCKLEY SHIT LIKE I MEAN IN
Like jesus christ here we have a panel filled with creators of animation (2 of them have a massive fanbase right now) and no one filmed it,no one talked about it NOTHING.what the hell
Midnight Cinderella fangirls be like
jokebud: slavery: I’m watching naruto and this old guys like naruto if you can get me some ASS I’ll teach you to walk on fucking water son i HATE that i know that you’re taking about jiraiya
jbaxteranimator:Thank you to the Steven Universe community for saying such positive things about this scene, we thought you might like to see the pencil test. These are the shots from “Change Your Mind” that I animated and that Kendra (@bcakesbaxter)
Christ he looks like he could some major damage and I don’t mean with his muscles.
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caliverable: dashingicecream: good lord the wind outside sounds like a screeching monkey maybe its not the wind maybe there’s rough monkey sex happening outside go see -literally gets up to check- they must have fucking finished cause the screaching
forever-makorra: PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT WHY YOU DON’T LIKE KORRASAMI USING THE PHRASE “WHY CAN’T TWO GIRLS JUST BE FRIENDS” AND VARIANTS THEREOF like jesus christ you can talk about why you don’t like the ship and why it doesn’t do anything
copafaced:harpxlulu: how safe does a man feel walking past a group of women vs how safe does a woman feel walking past a group of men Idk man, I feel like we just need to trust our fellow humans. Why do we feel the need to fear people we don’t even
