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harvzilla:adogandponyshow: Cluck-o-matic, 1993 One of my favorite and more sexually retarded fantasies is of a grown man clucking like a chicken. I can even make myself go cock-a-doodle-doo if I think about him laying a big golden egg for me. Bodyswap
whatkateate: (10/20/11) sesame chicken with fried rice and an egg roll
woolandflax:countess-of-edessa:insaneostyle:Shocking how many people don’t know that hens lay non-fertilized eggs and think the yolk they’re eating is a baby chicken once tried desperately to make my friend understand that yolks were not, like, a
Just finished lunch. (Which isn’t exactly 100% accurate, the meal started out as a late breakfast at about 10am with a five egg omelet, a big bowl of oatmeal, and a bowl of cereal, then became an early lunch with four chicken patties) I also drank
What I had for a late lunch. I didn’t really count any of it. Lots of crab rangoons, sweet and sour chicken, some General Tso’s, egg rolls, cheesy broccoli, baked crab, some fried corn, cookies, cream puffs, chocolate/coffee pudding things, cheesecake,
0nigum0: Just finished lunch. (Which isn’t exactly 100% accurate, the meal started out as a late breakfast at about 10am with a five egg omelet, a big bowl of oatmeal, and a bowl of cereal, then became an early lunch with four chicken patties) I
hxtp: 0nigum0: Just finished lunch. (Which isn’t exactly 100% accurate, the meal started out as a late breakfast at about 10am with a five egg omelet, a big bowl of oatmeal, and a bowl of cereal, then became an early lunch with four chicken patties)
brawltogethernow:alexseanchai:woolandflax:countess-of-edessa:insaneostyle:Shocking how many people don’t know that hens lay non-fertilized eggs and think the yolk they’re eating is a baby chicken once tried desperately to make my friend understand
Sometimes when I’m making eggs or chicken… this gloating voice just whispers in my head “The tables have turned dinosaurs… the tables have turned.” and then what an only be described as a mental “Buahahahahah!”
insectcure: 2jp: coke-hoe-nyt-crab: me every friday night is this that guy that uses a syringe to put his semen in chicken eggs and cuts them open later to see if he can find his living son inside is this who now
mothbug: one of my chickens consistently lays ridiculous eggs and it’s the best thing ever
goodzillo: tebya: Ted Cruz isnt laying eggs anymore and hes a losing all his feathers more than normal I’m worried hes sick Please be more clear that that’s a funny name you gave your chicken
hey asian tumblr reblog & add what foods u want to watch a white boy eat
radicalmuscle: futureblackpolitician: cosmic-noir: insectcure: 2jp: coke-hoe-nyt-crab: me every friday night is this that guy that uses a syringe to put his semen in chicken eggs and cuts them open later to see if he can find his living son inside
fit-is-healthy: healthynic: cakedessertfoodie: Chicken Avocado Patties Recipe! Healthy and tasty :) no breadcrumbs, add egg. good to go. wow these look delicous.
antidarkheart: mrprototypejunk:antidarkheart:ddisconsolate:antidarkheart: For those who have or had chickens, how hard is it to care for them? I’d like to get one or two at most. I plan to have them as a pet, not really for their eggs and such. I
insideageniusmind: chipwiches: disney channel original movies → EDDIE’S MILLION DOLLAR COOKOFF Was this the fucking movie where he tried to crack an egg with one hand and he put fruit loops on chicken
jaerjar:woolandflax:countess-of-edessa:insaneostyle:Shocking how many people don’t know that hens lay non-fertilized eggs and think the yolk they’re eating is a baby chicken once tried desperately to make my friend understand that yolks were not,
manywinged:i just know there was a weird little girl in the middle ages out there stealing snake’s eggs and putting them in her family’s chicken coop in the hope of hatching a basilisk
realfootage: insectcure: 2jp: coke-hoe-nyt-crab: me every friday night is this that guy that uses a syringe to put his semen in chicken eggs and cuts them open later to see if he can find his living son inside is this who now yeah thats him
woolandflax:krolewska-ksiezniczka:saintprocula:Shocking how many people don’t know that hens lay non-fertilized eggs and think the yolk they’re eating is a baby chicken once tried desperately to make my friend understand that yolks were not, like,
ipoog: egberts: what if you cracked an egg while you were cooking and a chicken fell out
Ghetto Cuisine of eggs, white rice, cheese and chicken nuggets👌#food #ghetto #hoodrich #mami #apartmentproblems (Taken with instagram)
animachristii:jaerjar:woolandflax:countess-of-edessa:insaneostyle:Shocking how many people don’t know that hens lay non-fertilized eggs and think the yolk they’re eating is a baby chicken once tried desperately to make my friend understand that yolks
udonangya: なか卯新栄店で、冷やし坦々うどん小290、生玉子（70）、唐揚げ二個（無料券）、〆て360円也。 Small bowl of cold dam-dam udon, Egg, and Fried chicken at the Shinsakae branch of Nakau in Nagoya city.
