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We need to respect the important roles fathers play in society I mean, next time I drop a bag of groceries, who else is gonna pick up my celery and say “The good news is he’ll live, but the bad news is he’ll be a vegetable”?
foodcurated: Now this is presentation: Sea Urchin, Gelée of Sea Urchin, Celery and Caviar & Root Vegetables with Truffle Vinaigrette. On Featured Shoot.
A) apples ~ apricots ~ artichokes ~ asparagusB) beet greens ~ beets ~ blackberries ~ blueberries ~ broccoli ~ Brussels sprouts ~ buffalo fishC) cabbage ~ cantaloupe ~ carrots ~ cauliflower ~ celeriak ~ celery ~ cherries ~ chervil ~ chicory ~ Chinese cabba
I hate PMS. The symptoms are so close to pregnancy symptoms that I just get my hopes up and then I’m incredibly disappointed.On that note, the smell of the celery salt in my soup is making me gag, and my tiddies are sore af. Help.
capitalveg: If its around dinner time you can be assured that I will be attacking somthing like this or very similar soon! Salad: 1 head of romaine 1 cucumber 1 mango carton of cherry tomato chopped celery shredded carrots chopped green onion salt
sanic-boom: earthdad: earthdad: and the first meme of 2015 will be *draws from hat* sexy celery? This is it. It’s already here 5 minutes into the new year and we already have it
psychoxknyte: killbenedictcumberbatch: celery I this at least 3 fucking times confused as shit because someone doesn’t know their vegetables.
ineffably-lost: the-hoody-geek: villain-kin: aregulartomsawyer: THE COOLEST PHOTO I HAVE EVERY TAKEN! A FROG JUMPED RIGHT WHEN I TOOK A PICTURE!! NYOO OM Frog has entered warp speed I thought this was fucking celery
… it was a more innocent time…
asklibrapony: ((I went ahead and got a colored sketch commission from Celery! Apparently she needs quite a bit of money, so go help her out!)) :3
asklaurastuff: Celery…how’d you get in there? Daww! x3
darkfiretaimatsu: Who knew a potion that would “improve your celery’s stalks” would turn out so terrible~? No situation is so life-threatening that you can’t pun a little in the middle of it~ xD Oh noes!
celerypony: Celery’s new “official” font. It’s called Cookies. X3
asktinkerbox: ………CELERY!!!!! Mod: Yes he does like apples. (In reference to this DO NOT WATCH (NSFW) Thank you Chocolate Pony for the question! ) I plan to start putting out shorter simpler still or minimal animation posts to get stuff out more
pepci-suis:i heard something about veggie pones so i made a celery horse woo x3 Cute~
celerypony: Please support the Celery Patreon [link] HNNNG too cute! <3
celerypony: Please support the Celery Patreon! [Link] Tomorrow/Today (Thursday) I’m going to have surgery to have my gallbladder removed. It has been giving me some very serious pain for over a year now, and I’m finally having it removed! I’m
askspades: I always keep stocked up on healthies! Breakfast can be anything from apples, carrots, celery, cucumber, turnips… even bananas! They’re my core ingredient for soup soup~ I use up the perishables first, so when I’m down to root vegetables,
guitars-in-trees: lucifermorningnova: badsciencejokes: Dr Pepper #badsciencejokes — view on Instagram https://ift.tt/2miIpoJ Chocolate Celery
edwardspoonhands: fishingboatproceeds: Henry and I made dinner together last night. While we were discussing celery, he revealed that he is a communist, which should make tumblr happy. We’re on a roll here at Vlogbrothers…
selfcests: bikinginthetardis: strawberryohyeah: I have the perfect snack for my runny nose…celery(: This is a great post especially with cold season around. My boyfriend is always sick and I keep warning him to stay away from milk if he doesn’t
420ghost: metalicmonocrome: autumnblossoms: HEALTHY HALLOWEEN SNACKS!!!! These make me so happy!!! Boonanas let me go to one of your crazy ass white ppl houses on halloween and just try to hand me an orange with celery in the hole i will beat your
tereshkova2001: transformativeworks: magpieandwhale: wtfbadfantasycovers: Yes it’s exactly what it sounds like. Are… are there people on this website who don’t know about Bunnicula? *horror* THE CELERY STALKS AT MIDNIGHT You know how everyone
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toujours-changer: the most delicious lunch I’ve had in forever: a huge spinach salad topped with carrots, celery, cucumbers, red peppers, chopped apple, grilled chicken, raisins and walnuts with a balsamic and olive oil dressing
mustachioedmoose: jetgreguar: motorizedmycologist: paulsgroovypalace: keyboardwarriorprincess: healthyisclassy: bikinginthetardis: strawberryohyeah: I have the perfect snack for my runny nose…celery(: This is a great post especially with cold
the-unfunny-pathogen: why the fuck does Silent Night call Jesus “tender and mild” like oops sorry i didnt realize our lord and savior was a basket of hot wings can i get some ranch and celery along with my salvation
mewiet: usapotterfan: rectumofglory: 221cbakerstreet: rectumofglory: 221cbakerstreet: rectumofglory: 221cbakerstreet: cosmicsyzygy: A very pregnant Georgia Moffett eating ice cream with a stalk of celery. a true child of the fifth doctor you
rucking-fad: sunflower-mama: Today was “use up whatever is about to go bad” juicing day. 1 pineapple 4 oranges 4 stalks of celery 1 peach ½ apple ½ cucumber It made nearly a half gallon! Mmm mm. and surprisingly the pineapple isn’t
foodfamilyfood: Layered salad in a cake pan: 1 head iceberg lettuce; ¼ cup chopped purple onion; ½ cup chopped celery; ½ cup chopped green pepper; ½ cup chopped fresh mushrooms; 12 oz. package frozen peas thawed; 2 cups real
audreysparkle: secondhandroses: Bette Davis sarcastically eating celery Satan Met a Lady (1936 ) & All About Eve (1950) I adore her ❤
homogetic: mothernaturenetwork: How to regrow food from scrapsDon’t toss those old potatoes or celery scraps. Put them to work and grow a kitchen garden from leftover bits and pieces. Biophilia
prospitdreamer: hi, i’m chelsea, i’m a celery enthusiast and an aspiring stock photo model Give this girl a fucking job!
ratatoskryggdrasil: Celery Man
cutepetclub: From @life_of_howard: “I still don’t understand celery.” #cutepetclub [source: http://ift.tt/2dYQCvi ]
cats-cafe: sunshine, celery stalks!
garden-of-vegan: Gala apple + peanut butter and celery + peanut butter + raisins.
fishingboatproceeds: Henry and I made dinner together last night. While we were discussing celery, he revealed that he is a communist, which should make tumblr happy.
boredoftherings: acceptable pick up lines u look frickable as heck/heckie/etc hot hot like potat grEAT SCo T t c=(f-32)5/9 did u kno celery is a negative calorie food
carefreeblackho: unrealistic-realiity: naturalyfindingme: hazzasunrise: Bye i’m choking “Carrots celery and ranch dressing” 😂 😂😂😂😂 omg
mayadile:milkfake:humourous-fallen-angel: ben-c: since so many people are a fan of my insults, i’ve made a curse-free insult generator at the request of a very enthusiastic anon here u go, bud YOU REPULSIVE CELERY STICK. YOU CATATONIC CANTALOUPE
tighttummies:Hey you guys wanna see what 200 calories looks like? This isn’t to show alternative food choices. It’s just to help visualize it. But man that’s alot of celery and broccoli and carrots! Canola oil isn’t even a whole ounce!!??
I feel so fucking sick and nauseous. I ate a few sticks of celery with peanut butter and I feel like my stomach is empty and I’ve got this awful taste in my mouth like I’m going to get sick and I’m fucking over it already.
12atmidnight: celery-stalk: jesauce: cinnamon challenge omg LOOOOOOOOOOL omfg this is the funniest
foodffs: A tasty Chicken Stuffing Casserole plump full of onions, celery, carrots, potatoes, and rotisserie chicken in a creamy gravy all topped with herb stuffing and baked to golden perfection.
positiveevegan: Liquid Monday🍷✨ 🍉-juice of medium watermelon 🍈-juice of small melon 🌱-several celery stalks & a handful of spinach #vegan #rawvegan #fruitarian #liquidarian #juice #fruit #veggies #drinkclean #cleanse #melon #watermelon
thugkitchen: BUFFALO HAVE BALLS NOT WINGS, so you know this meal is legit. These spicy sons of bitches are high in heat but low in fat because they’re baked not fried. So grab a cold drink and a fist full of celery, YOU’RE GOING TO FUCKING NEED ‘EM.
happyvibes-healthylives: Spinach & Orange Smoothie Blueberry Banana Smoothie Celery and Orange Juice Lettuce Kiwi Orange Avocado Smoothie Banana Pear Apple Smoothie
thevegancart: (Via: http://instagram.com) View from the top of my Latin inspired dinner tonight. Pinto, kidney & black beans | carrot | celery | summer squash | kale | tomato | shallot | garlic | avocado | coriander & cilantro | paprika habanero
breakfast of eggs with celery, kale, a green onion and cheddar cheese. also a slice of Italian bread with a tablespoon of almond butter. :)
sqrtnegativeone: 420ghost: metalicmonocrome: autumnblossoms: HEALTHY HALLOWEEN SNACKS!!!! These make me so happy!!! Boonanas let me go to one of your crazy ass white ppl houses on halloween and just try to hand me an orange with celery in the hole
mad-man-without-a-plan: ajnosftw: Twelve’s in for a makeover. THAT’S IT. THIS IS HOW I CONTRIBUTE TO THE DOCTOR WHO FANDOM. PURE, UNFILTERED CRACK. i can’t decide what’s better - six’s face, the question mark stencil, or the celery.
eatcleanfood: Fresh Garden Soup Ingredients: 10 small potatoes 3 T olive oil 4 cups vegetable broth 2 cups water 1 lb ground chicken (optional) 3 stewed tomatoes, quartered 1 can garbanzo beans 1 white onion, diced 3 stalks celery, chopped 3 large
gym opens in an hour. damn friday hours. so i am taking my sweet time eating my scrambled fruit and eggs. usually just egg, celery, apple, and spices, i added banana and kale because i wanted a banana and the kale is limp and is not very good in salads
Hummis has been made! Lunch of carrots, hummus, celery, and watermelon before work. YUM
getfitgetskinny: dontkillthedream: Healthy Refrigerator Snack Station(via Real Simple) Jar of peanut butter (preferably the natural kind, for dipping) String cheese Yogurt Grapes Assorted crudités—baby-cut carrots, celery sticks, pepper slices—in
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