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carnival-phantasm: I can’t believe Naruto just ran and let that dude get shot…
carnival-phantasm:Not like this…
carnival-phantasm: mayordog: michael bay looks like if todd howard was slowly being consumed by dark magic Todd Howard has full control over his dark magic and rejuvenates himself by rereleasing Skyrim
carnival-phantasm: Y'all better be going to bed at a reasonable time, don’t make me tuck you in and kiss you goodnight
carnival-phantasm: bedabug: bedabug: I am in love with the trend of bored Architects photoshopping increasingly ridiculous ideas for the Notre Dame roof the community pool one tho is art How is it gonna catch on fire if it’s made out of water?
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carnival-phantasm:Here’s a video because no amount of screencaps could do this justice
carnival-phantasm: pancakeke: we need this reaction here on tumblr.com Me at E3 2018 when Todd Howard announces Skyrim again
carnival-phantasm: weepingbird: crabmandible: I wonder if my ancestors are smilling apon me sometimes you: making aalittle thing with clay the ghosts of Australopithecus: yes yes yes yes Mesopotamian souls, going apeshit and cheering in the
carnival-phantasm: surfcommiesmustdie: ultrafacts: Source: [x] Click HERE for more facts! Chad Legends only!
carnival-phantasm: pinkfantasy: modernjudgementarcana: pinkfantasy: modernjudgementarcana: wayneradiotv: this dog walked on stage during a biden rally and joe had his campaign team bury and seal the dog underground with bricks. this is SO fucked
carnival-phantasm:bootythug:karnalesbian: a-singular-canadian:juxdyne:acrylic-tearz:an-ambient-girl:terracottavase:i feel these needed to be compiled. feel free to add more genre related posts in the notes if you want
carnival-phantasm: When you are just a humble weeb but get added to a chat filled with furries
carnival-phantasm: themoosebaruniverse: kotoha: assdare: kotoha: HEY Oni > Elves 📣LOUDER FOR THOSE IN THE BACK📣 What’s an oni? A big strong friend with horns
carnival-phantasm: thatll-do: beeorchids: enecoo: Buff anime characters with an optimistic personality are in These two would also like your consideration
carnival-phantasm: zoobus: setheverman: setheverman: hey guys just got called out by new york magazine for personally helping the kremlin spread russian propaganda on tumblr Russian chaos agent bellygangstaboo
carnival-phantasm: hey-pretty-mama-its-johnny-bravo: randomitemdrop: Item: some sort of jewel-encrusted severed foot The Infinity Sock @minatokun
carnival-phantasm:Every apex predator, looking at a capybara chilling: “…nah, I can’t eat this dude, that would be fucked up”
carnival-phantasm: the-defiant-pupil: mojave-red: rantingmacaron: mojave-red: more-snatched-photos: It doesn’t make us go crazy. We just don’t understand the why. No one has ever satisfactorily explained why bagged milk is better than milk in
carnival-phantasm: bluesteelstan: today I learned the Avengers’ Chinese nicknames and now I’m crying “Iron Can is the most tsundere superhero.” – The chinese, apparently.
carnival-phantasm: kamoi: this is the worst image i’ve ever seen The last thing you wããnt in your tumblr dashboard is another Loss joke…but as it turns out, that might be what you gãæt
carnival-phantasm: mapsontheweb: Brazil compared to Pluto. thank you for come to brazil
carnival-phantasm:I walk a corny road,The only one that I have ever known
carnival-phantasm: captain-lovelace: captain-lovelace:
carnival-phantasm:saturnine-powerbomb:banjobutch:20 MONTHS????papa john’s been in the hyperbolic time chamber to get less racistPapa John for the past 20 months:
carnival-phantasm:hiehearts-deactivated20221106:she ebbin on my neezer til i scroogethis is how iphone users will have to talk now
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carnival-phantasm: This is Kanna, the legendary sleeping baby drago. Reblog to get a good night of sleep tonight. <3
carnival-phantasm:God, they also adapted and improved this iconic scene lol XD
carnival-phantasm: Here’s a video because no amount of screencaps could do this justice
carnival-phantasm: When your big oni gf lets you top on your first time and you think you are done after you nut:
carnival-phantasm: I can be your or your
carnival-phantasm: garbage-empress: PSA @pregnantseinfeld informed me that I was in a Buzzfeed article (with @creamynut and @bootyscientist2) a few months ago and had no idea. Turns out that Buzzfeed just embeds Tumblr posts. So if they take a post
carnival-phantasm:Osomatsu-san (2015)
carnival-phantasm: toddhowardsblog: toddhowardsblog: *emerges from the noxious smog, fighting back tears* please…please…buy my game please…….my…my game……. Todd Howard moves through the Cloud in Sierra Madre’s villa, trying to
carnival-phantasm: pancakeke: @carnival-phantasm why do so many people want my legacy on this website to be piss jokes, I’ve made like 3 of those :(
carnival-phantasm: carnival-phantasm: Breaking News: Influential TERFs still foaming at the mouth over picture of tiny anime girl Lily Zombielandsaga holding a gun and telling them to shut up @terfs in the notes:
carnival-phantasm: carnival-phantasm: “I want to learn more about your culture, your folklore. What are your myths, gods, monsters?” My friends from Argentina: DICK LASSO MAN DICK LASSO MAN!!! So I asked my Argentinian friend about this and he
carnival-phantasm: carnival-phantasm: And absolutely no one else is surprised
carnival-phantasm: carnival-phantasm: Dear gringos who don’t know shit about what’s going on in Venezuela (or the rest of latin america) and are defending Nicolás Maduro like he’s an innocent victim: I’d like to remind you that it costs 0 dollars
carnival-phantasm: carnival-phantasm: You guys wanna see something GOOD?
carnival-phantasm: carnival-phantasm: This is exactly how it feels when a popular tumblr user wants to start shit with you
carnival-phantasm: captain-price-official: carnival-phantasm: kensacollection: god ok. so. recap of events last night, tf2 got its first content update in like 7 months. a single new case and some bug fixes, the tf team probably expecting to throw
carnival-phantasm:carnival-phantasm:Companies losing 30% of their stock value because some impersonator bought a blue checkmark and made one (1) tweet is the greatest thing Elon ever gave the worldCan you even imagine how funny it will be if a disgruntled
carnival-phantasm: wyrmmaster: carnival-phantasm: Y'all better be going to bed at a reasonable time, don’t make me tuck you in and kiss you goodnight don’t threaten me with a good time Last warning before I sing you a lullaby, fucker
carnival-phantasm::loststolenorstrayed:carnival-phantasm:Queen of england is saving up her energy for one final tornado blowjob@ask-monarchist I- Is this not incredibly disrespectful?Nothing BUT respect for Velvet Mouth Lizzie, when the dentures go off
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carnival-phantasm:carnival-phantasm:Fighting the urge to loudly exclaim “cum in my butt boys. I’m done here” after I finish every single taskI am now fighting a new urge
carnival-phantasm:carnival-phantasm:Me welcoming my dear followers to my blogThe years go by but some things never change
carnival-phantasm: carnival-phantasm: Really close to my most important tumblr milestone yet Nice
carnival-phantasm: carnival-phantasm: Good morning fellas, let’s get this dopamine Good night fellas, let’s get this melatonin
carnival-phantasm:carnival-phantasm:Adding “-boy” and “-girl” suffixes to random words from now on in an attempt to make some random tumblr famous blogger drag themselves in the mud and delete